We have started, "Murphy's laws." About
They have heard many, but few people knew them.
Nevertheless, the material will be
extremely interesting networker. In the first
least because they can be used in
oridzhinah. Indeed, short
laconic phrase with deep meaning,
forced to smile at anyone. So, today
pevaya publication.
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Murphy's Law. If any unpleasant
sequence can happen, it happens
Xia.
Corollary:
1. All is not as easy as it seems.
2. Every job requires more time
than you think.
3. Of all the trouble happens Names
but that, damage from which the more.
4. If the four possible causes unpleasant
surface pre-addressed, there is always
there is a fifth.
5. Presented themselves, the events
tend to evolve from bad
for the worst.
6. As soon as you try to do ka
kuyu some work, there is another, which
ruyu be done even earlier.
7. Every solution breeds new problems.
The second law of Chisholm. When things go
well, something must happen in
very near future.
Corollary:
1. When things are going worse than ever, in the
the near future they will go even worse.
2. If you think that the situation has improved
is, then there is something you have not noticed.
Chisholm's third law. Any proposals
of people understand differently than the one
who makes them.
Corollary:
1. Even if your explanation is so
it is clear that precludes any false thickness
forged, you still find a person
who understand you correctly.
2. If you believe that your action
meet universal approval, someone he
do not necessarily like it.
The first law of Scott. Never mind that something
goes wrong. Perhaps this is ho
is well looks like ...
The first law Fineygla. If the experiment
failed, something is wrong here ...
The third law Fineygla. In any set of
The most reliable source of data ve
The quantity, not trebuschaya no verification
ki, is erroneous.
The fourth law Fineygla. If you really work
that fails, then every attempt
ka to save her would only worsen the case.
Ehrman comment to the theory of Ginsberg.
1. Before you can improve the situation
uhudshaedsya.
2. Who said that it will improve? ..
Murphy's Law of Thermodynamics. Under pressure
it all worse.
Law Paddera. Anything that begins well
is, ends badly. All that
begins badly, ends worse.
Theorem Stokmayera. If it seems that
job done easily, it nepremen
but it will be difficult. If the form is
difficult, therefore, to comply with its absolute
absolutely impossible.
The first law creating dynamic systems
Zimergi. When you've opened a bank
with worms, the only way
again their seal - we use it
We used a can of larger size.
(C) Arthur Bloch.
Prepared for publication by Artur Podtelkov.
