Before I begin, I would like to ask
our chitaeley treat the "report" with
humor, for authors to create these things
product of the good motives.:)
He did not want to offend anyone! The purpose of this
articles - in the playful form dismantle most
interesting network "markets." Let's begin!
I send greetings to all flaming with spaces
SPbZXNet! Days this week was
hot! :) It all started with the fact that the network
introduced a new standard in processing letters, but
not all the time to find out about this, and essays
many "writers" flew BAD'y ...
From the moment we begin our
"Broadcast"! :)
Thus, due to the fact that a reference for the new
Standard have stated in malochitaemoy echo
SPBZXNET.SYSOP, many letters
One of the major "writers" - Arny
Sinen'a, flew to BAD'y. Seeing this,
zonked * MAS * began to share their
thoughts on the great All'om:
- I've sidyu, and slowly be stunned ...
Just to BBSyu called Igor Ovdin and
tossed in 95 sectors bede ...
Arny immediately began to cut the truth of Mother:
- Why did not the new preduprezhdniya
standard? Why are you in poshushukavshis
corner (ie echo. SYSOP), introduced a regular
anyone waste "standard", even without telling the masses in the
most accessible echo SPBZXNET.GENERAL ???!!!!
* MAS * was cut from the shoulder:
- If _tebe_ not need to do is nothing
SAYS !!!!! In this case, it is necessary
_geytu_!
... And feel yourself Napoleon, he
kindly-noisy form added:
- So: SHUT UP! "
And then intervened Michel, because seeing this
the catch phrase in the execution of Napoleon MAS'a, allowed
himself to doubt:
- N?? Originally ...
But * MAS * as entered in a role that he
wanted to finish a miserable (in terms of
Napoleon), a bird, and feverishly finding
Criminal Code, he was malicious smile
said:
- Ignorance of the law is no excuse ...
Finally he had forgotten, but I thought that this
would be enough to express his great
thoughts began to lecture on ...
But let's revisit the conversation Arny and
MAS'a - they certainly have in the meantime
yet "nabazarit" a lot of interesting things.
So, look ... Oh wow, they are
seems to have shifted to a philosophy! :-) However,
take a look for yourself!
... Arny with an expressive voice said:
- I! NOT CHITAYU.SISOPA!
And he uttered the phrase with a proud
facial expression, though not to read. SYSOP is
the duty of every normal person. ;)
* MAS * no less expressive voice
(Probably, it is clear someone is;) replied:
- THIS _TVOI_ PROBLEMS !!!!!!!
And he was again drawn to the teacher's tone:
- If you do not look _novosti_, then
nothing to scream why the government
denominated money without telling _tebe_ in
the most affordable program "quiet
Night!
Then, noticing that he had something far gone,
* MAS * found it necessary to specify:
- This is for you _primer_!
And in this place again climbed Michel:
- MAC you Che? Government ZADALBALO and
"Good night, kids', too ... IT WAS AND IS NOT
1 (one) again about dinominatsiyu. 8 (-)
... Said the new party to the conversation by mentioning
It is unknown smiley.
* MAS * efface himself, and so quiet insinuating
a voice said:
- Ok, so in all, whether the transfer was this infa? (Lee was
in the soap under the name Sam-tyBarbara (but not in
advertising!)? - And that nobody could detect
the presence of a logical chain,
put smiley:
;-))))
But here again butted our Sinner (Sinen -
sinner, approx. editor) and decided that he
can "speak for all", he began to vomit and
Metal:
- And judging by the many letters are in trouble, ITS
VOOOOOOBSCHE FEW WHO READS!
* MAS * meanwhile, is still unknown who Gutara:
- I certainly understand that my IO Point, and
I am responsible for it, but this I did not expect ...
Arny, noting that * MAS * still
razlagolstvuet about their hopes,
tried to get the attention that he, as
always possible:
- _ty_ If you continue in the same
spirit, we can expect from _vseh_ all that
anything!
Here * MAS * was forced to interrupt its
"Appeal to the people (or anyone else out there;)
and make an attempt to shake off:
- Damn, it was difficult to do _sopostavit_ letters from
Bedov and letters from the ah, and see the difference?
Blow threw the opponent in the knockout is not
so much for his strength, as its
absurdity:
- That's me in the end killed ... Already, even
turning blue ...
Arny listened to his words, and in vglyanuv
mirror was horrified to find:
- No! Turned green ...
Once a person has his own
natural color, it is, make even more
began his auto-da-fe:
- Why should I, straining their direct
gyrus, half-sitting, staring blankly at the screen, and while
in prostration, to think where bug?!
* MAS *, seeing those words come in
indescribable joy, and plunged into the national
Creativity:
- Bad head - legs are suffering ... (C)
proverb ...
At the same time, probably, his knowledge of art
Ancient Russia ended, and he took
rephrase ads:
- Read. Sus, and your hair ...
Implacable enemies become more
irreconcilable, and knowing what it
may result in a brawl mixed in.
Partizan,, and began to separate the disputants:
- Do not fed up ???!!!
While not completely clear whether it has had a
intervention have any effect, but it seems
old enemies have become gradually
complacent. :)
* * * * *
Unfortunately the small size of the article is not
allows us to describe the events taking place in
ehah SPbZXNet in all their glory and fullness.
But some idea of nastoeniyah,
prevailing in the network, you definitely got it. :)
Read our newspaper, and you will be informed of all events!
P.S.
The "roles":
* MAS * - Aleksandr Majorov (500:812 / 00.00)
Michel - Michel Spitcin (500:812 / 07.02)
Arny Sinen - Igor Ovdin (500:812 / 00.02)
Partizan - Dmitry Werkoff (500:812 / 07.00)
Since you had Artur Podtelkov.
