(C) 1998 by FIDO.
Music by Ironman
Here are friends here write out of one's own head, so I
promised him worldwide fame. Sorry, if something is not funny.
Better when told. ADVERTISEMENT motor trade! 1. XIV century.
Tamerlane went to Ukraine. Collecting his army, ordered
everyone to leave the road stone. And there was the mound ...
And stands to this day the pigeons crap. 2.
XX century. Tamerlane went to Ukraine. Collecting
his army, ordered everyone to leave the road stone. And there
was the mound. And there was a fire. And the victory. Returning
soldiers and raise the stones ... about at all was not enough.
2-3 tamirlantsev million for khokhol not vtolpilis. ad N 3. XXI
century. Tamerlane went to Ukraine. Gathering his forces,
ordered before the battle, each take a shit on the road. AND
grew such a pile ... And it is vonidlo ... And as the flies
flocked from all sides ... And they began to hum, as they began
hum, a hum rose that deaf Tamerlane. And scattered army. Who
tries% ' need a deaf Tamerlane World History.
Bank Imperial. 4 Many people think if a packet
more, then it is better. Not at all! Try pillows "Orbit" and
your case will last longer. - Longer! - Even more! 5. - Would
you like chewing gum? - Yes, but anything I do not chew. - How
about a knitting machine company in St. Petersburg, "Larissa"?
- It's tempting. Snow-white idea firm Ferreira. 6. If you are
hungry, read the advertisement N3 and we are confident - there
is You no longer want. 7. Mom! And why
We have a new toothpaste? - Most
people around the world rely on and enjoy
toothpaste "Colgate". - Oh why? - A Shobe
did not want to shit. 8. Gentlemen employers. The widest
audience to your ads will provide you with a daily topic: - A
You would not go on x% '- And you would not have gone x% '9.
When he told me that osypet diamonds - I've found him likable.
When he said that he had a luxurious villa in the Bahamas - it
seemed to me attractive. about when he said that his favorite
movie is "Simply Maria," I felt so x% 'in, so x%' in that I
almost shlakanula. 10. During the meal, even if you're a little
bite, my mouth is broken kislotnoschelochnoy balance and the
acid begins to destroy the enamel of your teeth, causing
cavities. Try detergent "Tide". He certainly does not help
nichrome, but it is still the idea of a snow-white firm
"Ferreira". 11. Many people think that if a packet
more, then it is better. Not at all! Small vzryvpaketiki firm
Herosima "permanently discontinue your selection ... 12. A why
Count Suvorov, we do not eat? - I would star Mother ... -
Pease% y! Alexander Vasilyevich Suvorov. 13.
Skitls! Colored pea Skitls! Rainbow
fruit flavors! Red! Green! Blue! Only white there, and still is
snow-white idea of "Ferreira. 14. If Toothpaste is not
available to you ... ... is already hardly anyone will help
you, because we do not You know what's available then?? 15. St.
Petersburg firm "Larissa" offers a implementation dvuhfanturnye
knitting machines. Two fantury included missing. 16.
Shoes from the company, "Recon" at all times of the year! If
you would put it at least once, it is not clear throughout the
year .. 17. M'MS chocolate for all occasions. chocolate M'MS
hides in your mouth not in your hand. Firm Ferreira "enhanced
this new product. Now he carries right into the package. 18. He
sat behind the wheel of brand new Mercedes at the intersection.
Burning red lights. He was very funny - he had just bought ice
cream Skitls "print it, he with pleasure licked. e knew that he
"Skitls" - it paints a carnival. Red
was - was the green. Full throttle brakes squeal. God rest his
soul. 19. Replaced old-fashioned arm-chair konchalke sex shop
Swift offers you a new phone is very easy to use. - Very
just once and for all! Is that all? Still, all and
pi% 'ec! 20. Every day after you
wake up, your hair is in an ugly state. It's certainly not a
problem If a comb handy, but if it is unavailable, you can help
the universal rake "Duralumin". Universal rake "duralumin"
consist of a delicate and thin metal that is not stuck in
golove.Produktsiya company Procter & Teybl. 21. Company
Premier SV "declares the termination of his
existence. The only representative
this company for 364 doublet drowned in the bathtub.
22. Once upon a time the company was "Seldom" and decided to
make his ads. P.S. On the issue of advertising content, please
contact the firm of Ferreira. 23. Finally published the
advertisement company "Seldom" created by "Ferreira. It goes
like this: Once upon a time the company was "Seldom" and this
says it all. 24. If you want your clothes were pure white,
clean, contact the firm of Ferreira. They've got a lot of white
ideas. -----------------------------------------
