"Remember Petya with blue eyes?
So here they are - those eyes ... "
/ Instead of the epigraph of /
1. The girl in the field found the pineapple.
It appeared to be a fascist bomb.
Pulled out a knife and wanted to eat ...
Leg found six kilometers.
2. The girl in the game went on,
Girl in the grenade found
"Dern ring - her uncle said ...
Long bow flew over the field.
3. Boy neutron bomb found
With her little boy came to school ...
Long laughed zavgorono:
"School is out and in it - no one!"
4. Girl Masha looking raspberries
Foot she trod on a mine.
Long I will be in a dream
Those blue eyes on the pine.
5. The little boy was sitting on a mine,
A poor boy from the fear of sweating.
Drop rolled down, closed the contacts ...
Use cream brand "Karpaty"!
6. Quickly built a warehouse on the farm.
Children are found near a warehouse shell ...
Cries sensitive rural people:
"Most of the city committee of bricks does not."
7. The boy behind the wood found mortar ...
More in the village no one lives.
8. Boy on a pear tree climbed,
Old Pahom gets its edge.
Heard a shot, a desperate cry ...
"Forty-second" - the old man smiled.
9. Boy on a pear tree climbed,
Old Pahom gets its edge.
Heard a shot and the keeper fell:
The boy quickly, "Winchester" got it.
10.Alye ties hover over the squares:
The bomb hit the Palace of Pioneers.
11.Golye women flying through the sky:
In the bath got a missile.
12.Malenky boy was sitting by the roadside.
Tank, he moved his feet.
Dobrenky uncle in China's cap
A bullet in his stomach calmed the poor thing.
13.Ded Mitrophan sat on a stump
"Oh, and a heavy day today!"
Long pants flew over the forest
Here it is despicable the echo of war
14.Sup mom in the kitchen for dinner cooked,
In the children's Alyonushka knife sharpening stones.
My daughter does not want to go to the market:
"With my mother's feet delicious broth!"
15.Devochka daddy loved,
Tap a gas stove was opened.
Dad was asleep in another room,
Previously, snoring - and now stopped.
16.Mne mother in childhood, gouged eyes,
In the closet so that I could not find the jam.
Now I do not go to the movies, and do not read
tales,
But I smell and hear the good!
17.Holodno in the house, Dad - a double-breasted jacket ...
Mom daughter drowns stove.
18.Papochka son gave the dagger,
That he loved daddy more.
Dad in the kitchen reading the newspaper,
Between the shoulder blades stuck out a gift.
19.Pape mom and son put out his eyes,
To my grandfather once revered him stories.
20.Dochka asked mom candy.
Mom said: "Sun fingers in the socket.
Quickly charred children's bones ...
Long laughed at the jokes guests.
21.Malchik in an envelope sealed TNT,
Pope put on the desk ...
Son of the granite requested to write:
"There was nothing to blame for the deuce!"
22.Papochka son wanted to poison
Requests to put arsenic in the hot.
The waiter suddenly becomes stricter:
"There will be twenty cents more expensive."
23.Yablochek boy's mother brings.
Every try apple asks ...
Evening in the camp flags lowered:
Fun third party buried.
24.Papa from work slyamzil grenade
To show her son Ignat.
Boy grenade hidden in the oven ...
Dad did not survive, no matter how Lechi.
25.Papa from work brought the plane,
Son on dad in menturu told.
With a fierce hiss belt danced:
The boy wrote a denunciation of error.
26.Babushka granddaughter from school, waiting for
Potassium cyanide is pounded in a mortar.
Grandfather grandmother ahead,
Granddaughter nails nailed to the fence.
27.Dedushku boy Marat did not like
Grandfather's gun at home doing just that.
Meters by eight missed Marat
In the store gets bomb shell.
28.Malenky boy all the time hiccup,
Papa paramedic courses finished.
Nose and mouth with his hand closed,
Fifteen minutes later dismissed.
29.Syn his companion took the kimono
A pair of receptions he had seen in movies.
With a cry of "ki-ah!" and kick
Pope on a wall sprayed brains.
30.Malenky boy fired from a slingshot
Pope on the head of glue patches.
31.Papa butcher-old man with guts.
Son of his father angrily said:
"Santa has long had to finish it
Carrion will only rub for twenty
five! "
32.Shel on the road boy Ruslan.
Papin was a crane at a construction site.
Pope presses boldly on the gas ...
No one to congratulate her mother on a holiday.
33.Papochka whole plane bypassed,
Son Ruslan never found.
Mum hastens to reassure the spouse:
"Fell, perhaps, he over Kaluga.
34.Syn collects scrap at Otradnoe
Dad drinks vodka with friends in the parade.
To his mom in the hospital were all home:
Dad - with cirrhosis, and his son - with a fracture.
35.Papa with the little boy played war
Son's dad was in captivity
Boy did not betray the secrets of his father
Found a corpse under a Christmas tree in the forest
36.Papa chewed meat in the kitchen,
"Tough is" - he said his son
Pete sheepishly lowered his eyes:
"I Frosya aunt cooked for a long time"
37. "Xp-p-trot" sound can be heard on the edge of the woods
Noah
Deftly are operating the boy saw
Dad did not buy him Cheburashka
Headless corpse went out and brought in a gully
38.Dvoyku put in a quarter Borka
Home my father gave him a spanking
The boy had gone to nowhere
Pope shoes found near the pond
39.Babushka toadstool found in the grove
"Eat her granddaughter!" - She said
Tanya quickly shrumkala mushroom
Living will not see the old man's granddaughter
40.Papa color TV repaired,
Frolushka plug into the socket included ...
Fairy tale every day now looks Frolov:
Do not switch the father on the football.
41.Deti in the sandbox to play cards.
Kohl and Peter all day cheat.
That hanged Van ace:
Dad would have to gouge out his eyes.
42.Malenky Bill with a baobab tree down,
With crackling twig under his foot broke.
But do not hit little Bill:
Time mouth opened a crocodile.
43.Malenky boy fish fished,
Crept up behind him a crocodile.
Suffered long crocodile-old man:
My throat was stuck pioneering icon.
44.Devochka Tanya walked in cells ...
Again, do not feed the crocodile.
45.Starenky watchman and his wife quarreled,
Night service in the zoo get drunk.
The wolf has come about trouble to tell ...
No longer will it be with a woman to sleep.
46.Malenky boy lost in the woods ...
A delicious gift bear got.
47.Lesa amazons, big pond
Green snake swimming in it
Some native wanted to drink
It has long been the crocodile did not eat so hearty
48.Kto something grabbed his rocker arm
Met Pershing from Chukotka.
No reason was to go to work:
No pro Chukchi jokes now.
49.Malenky boy snake blew,
Above him the plane was flying.
A string of hit - right in the motor ...
More football is not played Pakhtakor.
50.Klass October pioneers came,
This event marked solved.
Pete wanted to pour yourself more ...
Stone on the neck will not let him float.
51.Troe friends went on a hunt,
Dead Grandfather found in a ditch.
Immediately cry of joy:
"It would be great on the barbecue tomorrow!"
52.Deti played in the basement of the Gestapo ...
Brutally tortured plumber Potapov.
53.Sidyat in the dug-partisans
Winds from the stove black smoke.
"So we shift the same, friends, glasses,
Nicodemus was burned traitor! "
54.Malenky Fedenka pit dug
Uncle stumbled and fell sick.
Mister pit filled with concrete,
Fyodor on the bottom before you put it.
55.Malenky Vovochka playing with dolls.
Doll quietly removed her skirt.
Happily looks at the boy's mother:
Puppet son learns to bathe.
56.Nochyu the neighbors got Egor.
Thief of girlfriends toy SUPER.
Doll can not stand it over the fence,
Aptly Natasha throws an ax.
57.Malenky boy walked in wheelchair ...
Floating in the soup sestrenkiny eyes.
58 A little boy went into the store,
Then the tram goes Georgians.
The boy bent down to lift a toy ...
The list he came at number five.
59.Kak same people believe me now:
I gave myself to him in the moonlight,
And he took my maiden breast
And tied the knot on the back!
60.Malenky boy climbed into the refrigerator,
Little foot pressed the switch.
Quickly frozen snot in his nose.
No, he does not eat up your sausage.
61.Malenky boy sat on the roof,
Sunbeam's head warming.
Roof collapsed, cracked a bone ...
No, do not we go to the boy to visit.
62.Malenky boy floes floated
Behind him icebreaker basement.
No pleasant images in the world:
The left half and right half of petit-petit!
63.Provod the tree twists like a snake.
The boy grabbed the lead hand.
Dad leaned over a handful of coal:
"Where are these jeans for two hundred rubles?"
64.Malenky boy sucking candy,
Podehal behind him dump ...
Tomorrow morning the newspapers:
"The boy died choking on candy."
65.Dvoe lovers lay in the Rye.
Quietly stood at the grain boundary line.
Wound up quietly, and quietly went ...
Someone in a loaf of melting found.
66.Sladosti little boy loved.
In front of a bread cake he bought it.
Dad just brought the cake to cover,
All that he snatched from under the wheels.
67.Kostochka to the bone, stars in a row
The tram moved a detachment of October.
68.Malenky boy was walking on a construction site,
Tower crane lifted his next shipment.
The severity could not resist an old rope,
Boy ears to sandals rooted.
69.Malenky Peter lay on the grass,
Mischa accidentally fell from the roof.
Not dismantled the parents in the morgue:
"Where is whose hands, and where whose legs?"
70.Malenky Peter sleigh ride,
From a high hill fearlessly down.
Do not press the brake Panas,
Washing is still going "KAMAZ".
71.Malenky boy in the sand play,
Quiet podehal him dumper.
Could not hear any noise, nor a groan,
Only boots sticking out of concrete.
72.YA asked technique Petrova:
"Why do you have on your neck wire?"
He was silent, not responding
Just shakes his legs.
73.Nedolgo agony old
In the high-voltage wires.
Her charred carcass
On the birds catching fear.
74.Edet Vanya by car
The whole smeared on the bus
75.Solntse long since gone over the mountain,
Consumptive boy chopping wood.
With the crunch of metal in his leg has gone,
Together with his foot, his childhood is gone.
76.Malenky boy sat on the roof
If he was a butterfly - he flew
Quietly crept up to the club somebody
That dream was accomplished idiot
77.Vzorvat abandoned country club spy
Past the bull took his grandfather Myron
Security officers searched in vain the enemy
Found only a gut on the horns of a bull
78.Deti the Indians played in the woods
Vitka belt strapped to a pole
Long tortured, then released
Vaska without a scalp brought back home
79.Tu-104 large aircraft
A lot of people he is lucky
Tick something in a large suitcase
No, I do not find the plane in the ocean
80.Malenky boy walked the construction site
In a barrel of petrol accidentally fell
Only he, poor fellow stuck his nose
Dobrenky uncle brought the match
81.Malenky Sasha was walking in the woods
From hiding, he pulled a grenade
Broke out in the cold cracking matches
Long dangling intestines on a birch
82.Malenky boy was walking on the roof
Could not resist and fell from the roof
Deftly he did somersaults in the air
Long intestine was scraped off the pavement
83.Mashenka early from school came
My mother asked her to drink
Mama gave her a glass of acid
Year did not grow flowers on the grave
84.Zavuch caught repeaters Vasya
Up against the wall with nails nailed it in the classroom
The anatomy lesson soon
Will have an exhibit teacher
85.Vovka on the river ice floes chopped
Crept up behind him icebreaker
Long little hands clung to the ice floe
With sadness, I looked at this picture
86.Krasnaya area, the green trees
Misha have tree broke three needles
Black Volga raced rustling
Mother did not live to see the baby home
87.Papochka Kate brings to kustochku
Of red berry treats his daughter
In terrible agony of her daughter dies
Dad-writer, he lives studying
88.Masha and Misha noise on the roof
After two rounds was so loud
89.Teploe sea, bloody stew
IL-18 fell on the beach
90.Devochka Masha went to bathe
On Wednesday, dived, surfaced on Saturday
91.Malenky boy antiaircraft gun found
Tu-104 in Moscow did not reach
92.Malchik the tram dollar found
Put it in his pocket and "Birches" has gone
For a long time my father went to the committee
Dollar given, and the boy - no
93.Deti played in the basement of the Gestapo
Brutally tortured plumber Potapov
94.Deti played in the basement of the hospital
Died in childbirth locksmith Sinitsyn
95.Deti in the basement playing SS
Brutally tortured by the whole of the first staircase
96.Malenky boy in a tram ride
On the controller accidentally ran up against
Strange left their conversation
Stayed on the rails lie Comptroller
97.Dva mushroom picker lost in the forest
Long shouting "Hey!" yes, "Hey!"
Well fed and happy was the bear
There was no noise so loud
98.Malenky boy playing on the river
Fun from the bridge into the river diving
It is unlikely that water will carry away his body
Forks at the bottom I put the skill
99.Shtirlitsa brutally tortured Mueller
Sniff footcloths their forced
Fortunately, no one knew it was ugly
Stirlitz like the smell of the motherland
100.Devushka sat on a park bench
Now green white trunks
101.Malenky kinzhalchik boy found
With this toy to my father went
Blade gently became pope in the back
Not a joke, he scolded his son
102.Yuny soldier stood guard
Neatly into someone drove it three bullets
Silence fell on the ground stranger
It is a pity that the password did not know the general
103.Malenky boy on the gloomy dawn
Rats live shut in a closet
The first walked in my father ... Poor thing!
Without the buttocks will be hard for him to live
104.Malchik candy found underfoot
(The poison in the chocolate was mixed with ragas)
Picked up a bit off - and boy did not become
Do not lift from the ground that horrible!
105.Malchik pet dog wanted
Dog licked his lips and the boy ate
Poor kid did not even have time ohnut
Gently feed the animals
106.Malenky boy chasing a fly
Abruptly confronted with the neighbor-old woman
Ears torn off in a child
Wicked old woman caught him
107.Papa little son with a belt punished
After a somewhat down in the basement
Month laughed a happy chappie
Did not open the door latch
108.V reketirov children in the kindergarten play
Poor Vanyusha iron tortured
At home waiting for the boy twisted strap
Will be beaten severely for costume hardened
109.Veselchak-Granddaddy liked to joke
Granddaughter of a rusty nail in temechko scored
Die under the granddaughter laughter
Amused joke relatives of all
110.Alenushka brother loved to tears
And to a kid brother did not grow up
Sister poison dripped into a puddle
Threw hoof only brother
111.Dede Frost planted a bomb in a bag
And this boy is handed a gift
Do not dance boy, the song does not sing
Even the hat is no longer on what to wear
112.Papa based on gasoline bought
Dad daughter doused with gasoline,
Long laughed a happy mother -
Corpse to the crematorium do not give up!
113.Devochka a hill sledding,
Nearby soldiers riding on tanks.
Cracked bones like cabbage,
Has been on the hill deserted and sad ...
114.Devochka at sea for boating,
Together with the tide returned kalgotki.
115.Malenky boy rope found
With this discovery, he went to school.
Laughs teacher - laugh and the children
Laughs director - hanging in the closet.
116.Malenky boy in a swimming bath
There he spun out there, he dabbled
Mum stole gown rustling
Clap stool - and no baby
117.Malenky boy found the gun
More in the village no one lives
118.Mishka played in the transformer vault
Now the grave grow forget-me-
119.Malchik, stands a large stadium
Loudly he shouted, "Zenit - Champion"
Fractured skull and two vertebrae
Many fans of Spartak
120.Malenky Pete played with a stick
Stick inadvertently got in his uncle
My uncle said: "-y, a dragonfly!"
Long on the fingers of spinning eyes
121.Vovka neighborhood played in the diver
Smartly down to the bottom of the toilet
Good aunt pushed the pedal
Vova took a stinking distance
122.Skory train "Moscow-Voronezh"
Door jammed head off man
The train started, the man ran
I'm looking for a long time to see him off
123.Malchik of plums in the garden useful
Caretaker Yevsei gets his edge
A shot rang out, the keeper dropped
Boy's father was covering the rear
124.Palkami dad raked anthill
"Come here, my heir"
Soon adorn his office
Purely picked kids skeleton
125.Malenky boy was walking on a construction site
Zorko builder be watching
Scrap whistled like a spear Chingachgook
Do not have Grandma's favorite grandchild
126.Devochki flowers gathered in the park
The boys were playing near the Indians
Masha bent - The pope ax
Aptly cast Injun Yegor
127.Malenky grandson found a gun
Long the wall was writhing grandfather
128.Myachikom boy shattered glass
Uncle jumped and the ball is punctured
The brand new ball from boy to
Ears in the way, as well - nothing
129.Malchik played softly in the kitchen
Behind him rode a bulldozer
"The bulldozer in the kitchen?" Ha ha, this is -
nonsense! "
Laugh? Well laugh. A boy no!
130.Malenky boy inserting a meat grinder
Put it in her own right hand
Mom said - "Nothing to howl!
Will you wear a pack on his neck "
131.Papa fished in the lake fish
Quietly crept up to him crocodile
Long vylavlival son-tot
Heavily sodden father's cap
132.Pyanenky uncle for vodka was in a hurry
Went to the track, hit by Maz
In this tragedy - share the joy
You no longer need him to alcohol
133.Malenky boy fell into the pot
And: in misfortune, in a casserole cooked
Long cursed father and grandfather
It should be the same had to spoil dinner
134.V forest to pick mushrooms Ivanov went
After his neighbors were treated to
Survived only Uncle Alyosha
Mushroom him, apparently, got a good
135.Devochka in the field picking flowers
Mowing she had not seen
She continued to quietly cut
Pope again to pay for childlessness
136.My three of us were playing hide and seek
Dimka hid his nose, I - Heel
Vova buried knee
Mother six months looking for Lenka
137.My caught the guy
Made a snowman
He lightly vonyat
But spring does not melt
138.Vazu baby accidentally smashed
Her mother did not scold, do not beat
Only raised spoiled by the legs
And after she waved from the window
139.Mama kids gave their
Pete - hatchet Seryozhenka - awl
Mitenka - crowbar, and VASENKA - knife
Drunk more than their neighbor does not disturb
140.Malenky boy decided to make a joke
Daddy in a soup arsenic enclose
Both died from the attack in an instant
Dad was also a great joker
141.Golod came to the Russian hinterland
Poor mom took over a club
Children are now guaranteed to dinner
Dad we were not particularly want
142.Gena (Just a little boy)
Slipped into the socket your slender finger
Very happy with their aunt Vera
Gene is now in place a floor lamp shines
143.Deti played football head
Classmate Petit
Oh, and there are sometimes much
On an invention, small children!
144.Devochka Olya judo engaged
In lraku once bravely stepped
Everything from now on to it have been careful
Inserted teeth, gave a crutch
145.Malchik Andrew on the vacuum cleaner
Put it in his own very short nose
Maybe now he is without makeup
In the school theater play Pinocchio
146.Vova, old enough already
At the nineteenth floor of the living
Leaned over once from the balcony ... So
More our Vova nowhere lives
147.Malenky bone with a cornice fell off
Creek at the bottom of it soon broke
Grandma's room rushed hind
No! He has not touched a pot of geraniums
1. Petya got into someone else's garden
There and found him a watchman Fedot
Horrified Petka to put his raspberries ...
"Eat in peace!" - Has allowed the old man
2. Kate walked home through the park
In the bushes waiting for a sex maniac
Could not hear any screaming or squeak ...
Silently crushed his karate
3. Tanya with a tiger in the jungle will drive
las ...
To my grandmother in the tiger skin back
4. Vic Berezkin the Indians played
In his grandfather long hatchet metal ...
In Chingachgook inaccurate sight
However hard they tried, and grandfather all right
5. Small Vovochka that it forces
Pens sister hacksaw sawing ...
Vzmok poor guy, but are safe little hands
Nails to make of this girl
6. Vaska shepherd boy in the river swimming
Beside him alligator splashed ...
Strange, but by a crocodile swam away
Well-fed boy was probably
7. Lesch Morkovkin played in a career
And a bulldozer accidentally fell ...
He returned home unscathed:
Was at work one day off
8. Wolves of the kids in the woods surrounded by ...
Children were treated to hot dogs
Tale of no more beautiful in the world
Fed all the wolves, and all children are alive
9. Gena beyond the grove fungi collected
A minefield accidentally hit ...
Long on mines walked slowly
And do not happen to him or shysha
10. The little boy fell into the toilet ...
And the survivors - a hundred sixteenth time
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