(C) by Coyot
(C) Translation by Chasm
10 things you can do
man, if one wakes up with by a pussy
1. Immediately run to buy carrots and cucumbers.
2. Sit on their haunches over the hand mirror and a half hours.
3. Check whether you can cling to the floor,
if you sit down on the twine.
4. Check whether through pussy, you can run
a ball of tennis at 6 meters.
5. Throw a leg over the other, and not correcting eggs to
they do not pinch.
6. Podsnyatsya in a bar in less than ten minutes ... to
closure.
7. Finally, try as it is - to finish ten times per hour
and, moreover, want more.
8. Go to the gynecologist at the survey and asked to write
it's on video.
9. To kneel before an icon and pray to God that he
sent more and tits.
10. Finally wake up and discover that the end after all
with you.
10 things that can make
Baba, if one wakes up with by a dick
1. Otdrochit dick.
2. Check whether you can shoot sperm on
six meters.
3. Check what the charm of scratching eggs.
4. Go to the men's room, go to urinal, and get dick
piss, looking at the faces ohuevshie men.
5. Understand why the dick is not always arises when you want.
6. Understand how it's cool finish after an hour of rapid
sex.
7. You can now correct cowards if they rub sex
body, not lifting up her skirt or down his pants.
8. Completely undress and jump in front of a mirror with a
standing
by a dick to realize that it's also fun to feel
how to look at it from outside.
9. Finally, to fully understand the scientific arguments that
in a closed conducting circuit current arises when the
number of lines of magnetic induction, penetrating the area,
bounded by this contour.
10. Repeat step number one.
