(C) Fedorov, "Chasm" Vladimir
(C) Music D.J. Music
Hi everyone! Well, that time has come
cool delay. At this time you again
waiting for new tests and a lot of different jokes.
By the way, you, our dear readers,
ambiguous attitude to my section -
someone like him to madness, but someone
from him sick. In the course of Condor soft'om little
sociological research about our magazine
section Ottyag "hit the Top Five
sections, as well as the five worst. Yes ...
But I will not be upset if on my
working people have their opinions, then they
Still reading this section, so no
suspensory go to the jokes.
To begin to present to your attention an article on
computer slang.
(C), Vladislav Voschenikin
TERMINOLOGY UZER
or
Modern Spoken language
The modern Russian language, rather
its computerized version, a little
resemblance to the very great and powerful, sung by Nekrasov,
Tolstoy, Yesenin. Now it resembles more Russified English:
user, Din (play) softer. Any nekompyuterizirovanny myeon,
that is, ugh, people are unlikely to understand
the first five times the phrase: "obeschitit din.
This is reminiscent of the term, which I saw
in a textbook on economics: "Limit ammorti
tion for renovation "(?!!)
But even the native Russian word for
use their acquired computer scientists, I would say, even
sinister meaning. For example, I drove in Yaroslavl in the bus
with a university friend who sold his 386-th for parts. He
said: "I have three rubles for parts otfutbolil and home mom
and still buggy dead Claudia ... " Standing next to the
policeman demanded to show a certificate of exemption, and
asked Where is the house ... Can you imagine? But they talked
about is completely harmless and keyboard motherboard, for
which, in my opinion, has not put ...
ADV: A transport can be in the Rybinsk
hear pohlesche. For example, a conversation
two PC-Schnick:
-Do you now what a wheelbarrow?
Four-, three recently apgreydnul. The other day got out
of the air vents, so the axis I fell and in Down's syndrome.
-And my mother was a curve. I
with her last night fucked - no way
did not want to get up, and the morning has died.
Will now have the brains to sell.
Hearing such bazaars surrounding
retirees begin to throw strange
views and depart away ...
... As the saying goes, necessity is the mother fudge
cunning, and alcohol beggars even trickier. Trying
veil, such as: planning of the upcoming ... uh-uh ...
introduction of alcohol-containing liquids inside, three
gentlemen from Rybinsk (names not specify, so not compromise
the honest people) invented a system of encrypted transmission
of information through computer terms. Here's a sample of their
dialogue:
-Take the two files and run from the address 12500.
A two is not enough to be?
-Yes you that, overflow input
Boobs need?
-And what will protect?
Broad, chizom and epylami ...
-Similarly, a drink, "Invite" ...
Yes, you're quiet, and then I will format ...
Hopefully, the meaning of the above transfer is not
necessary. I'd add that the files then were not considered due
to lack of money, that is, ugh, the source ...
In general, all this reminds me of the story of the
Norwegian language: before the Norwegians spoke Old Norse,
which understood as the Danes and Swedes. Norwegians
it's not like they invented the language,
that the Danes and Swedes do not understand ... All the
the complexity of this language is that
do not understand it themselves Norwegians ...
In general, many expressions have entered a
our brains are so strong that any
times when, for example, pronounce the word
"Amigo" from the depths of the subconscious crawls
the light of day, of course, "RULEZ". A favorite of all who
have at least some relation to the computer, the word "bug"? On
personal experience I can confidently say that
the word is used in the fields and very
far removed from the computer (for example,
I personally unpalatable soup call the "buggy").
And anyway, does anyone know exactly how it appears in our
everyday life? Someone said that it comes from the English
kakogoto reduction, although I personally it seems more likely
as derived from the word "hallucination" ...
But we digress. If the word "glitch"
It took a non-computer areas, it is really "buggy" things are
called "rotten", "rag", "square" and "wood"!
And where did you see that some
self-respecting programmer called the program the program, and
computer - a computer? Yes, no life! He will say "prog" and
"Comp" (for example, now serving in the Kantemirovskaya
division FLEX SOFTWARE ...). Even the fruit of an ingenious
mind of Mr. Zonova, well-known "SCORPION" referred to simply as
"Scorpio", apparently by analogy with the known
rock band (by the way, rulez) ...
So we, the people speak
novoyuzerskom, and let us do not realize the police, will
introduce the language to the masses, and I I hope that it will
take its place with Russian, English, Latin and Esperanto.
On this positive note, let
tell you "Goodbye", that is,
ugh, "Gama Overy ... Oh, that is
again, ugh, do swidania
Hey! And this again, I - Chasm! We continue to have a good
time ...
WARNING! WARNING! ATTENTION!
Mostly used profanity
ADV: The rest of the "Ottyaga" is not recommended reading for
women, children under 16 and sober in order to avoid
misunderstanding of some jokes.
(C) Bogie of Extacy 3
Marazmiki
Taken from the book "Stupid Lists"
10 reasons why the dinosaurs became extinct
1. They are all caught AIDS.
2. Ancestors Viktor Chernomyrdin arrived in
head "brilliant" idea to hunt
them for sport.
3. They were all blue.
4. Their food was too much cholesterol
width.
5. They suffered from narcissism and not replaced
chali each other.
6. In this blame the Tories.
7. In this blame the Japanese.
8. They too worked hard, ate a lot
fatty food and too much time
spent watching television.
9. They smoked 60 cigarettes a day.
10. They lived near a primitive nuclear
stations and all their cubs caught
blood cancer.
10 contenders for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
1. Seniors radioactive ocelots
kungfuisty.
2. Have not reached sexual maturity irradiation
obtained wild animals, a great interest
Jiu-Jitsu.
3. Mutilated teenagers sony-taybok
sulfur.
4. Karate-badgers marked isotope
PAMI at menopause.
5. Hot retired wrestlers kangaroo.
6. Mature sheep nuclear origami.
7. Toxic Guinean pigs with black
mi belt, which has over thirty.
8. Lame idiotic lice-samurai.
9. Prematurely aged half-dead
Shrews bombers.
10. Underdeveloped plutonium bison-HITACHI.
6 Alternative names for Friday,
If Robinson Crusoe met
its another day
Monday Saturday
Thursday Sunday
Tuesday Wednesday
10 things you could do
Vincent Van Gogh
1. Count to two, using his ears.
2. Fully make use of player.
3. Keep more than one brush for their
ears.
4. Dress up sunglasses, and so that
They sat up straight.
5. Wear earrings in both ears.
6. Impersonation of a man with two
ears.
7. To earn the nickname "Cheburashka".
8. Hand on heart, say that
He never his head injury.
9. Smiling from ear to ear.
10. Discuss quality stereo recording.
10 things you can shout,
quietly crept up behind
my Granddaddy
1. Wow! (Depicting a ghost)
2. You're dying, russish zoldaten.
3. Goni his grandmother, old man!
4. Grandfather! Hurry! You ass is on fire!
5. Rhinos! Rhinos!
6. Air-raid warning! Down, boys!
Get down!
7. Granddaddy! Call from the hospital, they want to
pick up your pacemaker.
8. Granddaddy! You have a catheter is flowing!
9. They have found you! Run!
10. Grandma died!
10 things that would be stupid
talk to someone who came to buy
Your Home
1. Sorry for the confusion: here only
I was psychic.
2. How we laughed when they learned that
lived here before the guys from the Na-Na.
3. I heard that the land rent
will soon increase by 12%.
4. I'll give it to you a hundred pieces.
5. Rats? Here for them too wet!
6. After the fifth robbery, we decided
that we have enough.
7. It? Ah! We think that this bloody
stain.
8. Near here Chechens live band. They
occasionally the shooting, and so pretty
cute guys.
9. Get out!
10. Try not to lean out on that
wall - it could collapse.
10 things you can donate
deaf cousin
1. Issue of the magazine "What Hi-Fi".
2. Most of the auditory tube with a beautiful
ornament.
3. Talking parrot.
4. Sting's new album.
5. Cell phone.
6. Door bell with a pleasant sound.
7. Audiocassettes staging
Frederick Forsyth's novel Day of the Jackal
la. "
8. Guide dog.
9. Alarm clock.
10. Balloon, which should be adj
should lead to the ass, so that the ball alarm
synthesized to him when he farts!
10 most frequently occurring
items that are removed from the
natural openings of the human
body travmopunkte
1. Zucchini, grease lubricated.
2. Flashlight with rubber handles.
3. Souvenir model of the Eiffel Tower.
4. Tubes of shaving cream (napolovi
Well, let).
5. Umbrellas (half open).
6. Cop baton.
7. Rolling pin.
8. Rolled in a tube TV program
transmission. (Oh I, das ist fantastishen!)
9. Bulbs.
10. Arm (still attached to his
embarrassed by the owners).
Dass ... As they say - insanity was intense. And now
indulge testikom. By the way, I invented it myself.
(C) Fedorov, "Chasm" Vladimir
Steep if you demomeyker?
Certainly, every one of you tried
write demoshku or, in any case,
tempted to write as the judges. Test
which will be offered to you below, will evaluate themselves as
potential demomeykera.
01 Why did you decide to write DeMouy?
a) I just give all my demomeykingu
spare time.
b)'ll take it to the Enlight, and let all the bonds
nayut as I cool!
c) I never spend my free
time for such a futile exercise,
as demomeyking.
02 What kind of music do you use in your
Deme?
a) Use the music written for me
my friend.
b) I am writing it himself.
c) tore her from any demos or
toys.
03 What kind of graphics you use in your
Deme?
a) The use of graphics drawn for
me, my friend.
b) Use the converted graphics
other platforms or tore it out
some toys.
a) I draw it myself.
04 What effects do you use in your
Deme?
a) I take ideas from AMIGA, PC or other IP
sources, and then try to implement
them SPECCY.
b) create and encode them entirely himself.
c) tore them out of toys and other dem.
05 Are you are using a clean animation
its effects?
a) Is not possible to make a nice effect
some other way?
b) It is very rare. Usually, all my effects
realtime calculating defects or, in
extreme case, the sprites are displayed on
tables.
c) use, but mostly only
in very difficult places, requiring
great performance.
06 What do you do if you new Deme
caught the eye of effect similar to
one that you've finished only yester
ra?
a) All the same, include this effect in DeMouy.
b) With the words "SHIT HAPPENS!", erase
its effect from the disk.
c) For some reason all my effects are similar to
strangers.
07 If you can see in some Deme or
Toy interesting effect, then ...
a) a little thought, I can guess how
it works.
b) climb inside and dig there, until all
I do not understand.
c) immediately tore it and insert in
its DeMouy.
08 How does your scroll?
a) Usually it is flying, wriggling, by
across the screen and sometimes tries to got
Tee up on the curb.
b) He's displayed on the symbol and it
Nogo twitching.
a) This is a normal, smooth popiksel
LIMITED scroll without unnecessary frills.
09 How often do you use english in the free
their texts.
a) Usually a mixture of English and
Russian, with a clear predominance of the village
glaciers.
b) Almost all the texts in my demah
written in English.
c) What is English? I and in Russian, then
I write with mistakes.
10 How often do the texts of your use scroll'ov
uses the word fuck in a foreign address?
a) For what else to write scroll?
b) Almost never.
c) Sometimes. Especially when someone
much reach.
11 On which machine you orientirueshsya?
a) Pentagon - RULEZ!
b) I try to look my deme
steeply on all machines.
c) For some reason all my effects inhibit
even Pentagon'e.
12 How dem was written with your
participation?
a) More than ten.
b) From one to ten.
c) None, but I think that soon something
write.
13 Have you participated in demoparty?
a) What is it?
b) Yes, of course!
a) No, but I think it'll be there in this
year.
14 How to assess your contribution demomeyking
around?
a) To me occasionally receives letters from
request to write some new
demoshku.
b) All my friends think that I have
pretty well.
c) How much we shall do, no one has
did not understand what I am cool demomeyker.
Rating
1. A) 5 pts 8. A) 5 - "-
B) 3 --"-- B) 0 - -
B) -100 --"-- B) 2 - "-
2. A) 2 --"-- 9. A) 2 - "-
B) 5 --"-- B) 5 - -
B) 0 --"-- B) 0 - -
3. A) 2 --"-- 10. A) 0 - -
B) 0 --"-- B) 5 - -
B) 5 --"-- B) 2 - "-
4. A) 3 --"-- 11. A) 3 - "-
B) 5 --"-- B) 5 - -
B) 0 --"-- B) 0 - -
5. A) 0 --"-- 12. A) 5 - "-
B) 5 --"-- B) 3 - -
B) 3 --"-- B) 0 - -
6. A) 2 --"-- 13. A) 0 - -
B) 5 --"-- B) 5 - -
B) 1 --"-- B) 2 - "-
7. A) 5 --"-- 14. A) 5 - "-
B) 3 --"-- B) 3 - -
B) 0 --"-- B) 0 - -
Your Points
70
You - the steepest demomeyker in the world,
completely screwed on demomeykinge.
Besides, doing everything himself, from the codes
and ending with music and graphics. From your dem
drags the whole People. In them the most unprecedented
and breathtaking effects, though they manage to work on all
types of SPECCY. You always a welcome guest at the demoparty,
where Your demos, music and graphics occupy
prizes, etc. etc. In general,
COOL and utter RULEZZZ!!!
Or maybe you just screwed up somewhere
in scoring?
50-69
You're pretty cool demomeyker. Of course, you're not a
master of all trades (people are equally well-written music,
draw graphics and code effects are very
small), but in his field, you certainly
master. You work out good effects
and you pay the lion's share demomeykingu
their free time. In your demos often can be seen that before
you never been done before. Keep it up!
30-49
Along the way, you're still a beginner demomeyker, but if
you do not throw a fascinating thing - you'll get a universal
acceptance. Learn from the masters of this case and all comes
to you.
10-29
Or do you utter lamer or very
Big bummer, megalomaniac. Stop peredirat strange effects and
devote more time raising their
professional level otherwise you
necessarily waiting for the glory of THD.
0-9
I wonder why you started to answer
questions that test? In my opinion, you
better not teach an assembler, a little
practice BASIC'e. He has several
easier to understand.
=> -100
Or you are not interested demomeyking
in the root or one of two things.
Well, as you do with ratings? I hope that bad.
Recently I have delved into their old
discs, simultaneously blowing the dust from them and found one
of them a few curious small screen. As I recall, I downloaded
them D.J. DENS in 1994 and they have me lay abandoned, so
as seemingly had nowhere to put them.
They were taken from the "Russian folk Chernushkas" that crawl
SERG.
Although once one of the small screen,
we SURGEONOM used in a demo, but it is not widespread
received, so you can see all the screens.
To start a couple.
Do not you think carbon monoxide? Attach frenzy
portion of gags.
(C) Gwi Of Extacy-3
(C) Fedorov, "Chasm" Vladimir -
perevod and additions
That we should not speak or
do if you get drunk
Sometimes it happens that you wake up
morning with a hangover and an awesome start
slowly and painfully, because your
poor head just breaks, remember last night. Here below, you
find a few things that would not
worth to say or do in the alcoholic
stupor.
01. Never carry a box
discs recorded with the outcome
nye texts of your programs.
(I recently (Chasm) in a state that
orbital intoxication had neudobnyak sweat
ryat box with discs on which
texts of this section. True,
I have everything as you can see,
restored, but the box sorry - this fight
curve was. Even in Dnepropetrovsk
mail to Sendetsky went. So,
if you find it, please zvyaknite
me on the background of 26-59-68 in Rybinsk.)
02. Needless to say: "I would fuck your
my sister! "
03. Funny like: "It was your mother,
whom I saw you yesterday in town? "-
also not rolls.
04. And for the words: "The more I drink, the more
better you look! "- can be obtained
chit by Faith.
05. Do not start chasing empty type:
"I wonder if your brain can memorize
thread of an infinite number of things
or is there a limit? "
Since it may be too large
PWM load for the ears of your stock
drank his interlocutor, and instead continue
tion talks, he is likely to Zakho
even slapped you in the neck.
06. Not very cool idea to put five
ten-coin condom and
sly enclose it in a mug of beer
his friend, and then make fun of,
waited until he had her dopet.
07. Barf.
08. Zablevat dance floor with a balcony clubs
ba.
09. Fuck podsnyatoy Chicksaw in toilets
those of the club, as the finish is very pya
nomu man is always hard to
as anyone can be impatient about
Lime N where para 07.
10. Once you came out of the club, not
standing chest beating display nearby
Cove and require sellers free
LIMITED Battle of vodka.
11. Should not be seen by the cops,
as they may desire
of send you to trezvyak or
day. (Brrr!)
12. If you have decided to swell without leaving
machine, it is not too good idea
will send a loud obscenities passers-by,
through the open car window. Because
that you have a real chance to obtain
chit by Faith right through this thing
window (and then most likely you Zakho
chetsya deal with the impudent, but it
can lead to a point N 11).
13. If you are still swollen in the car, then
better in it and sleep - in the morning
will be less golovnyakov as
in pyanom a chance to get into
an accident much greater.
Of course, I did not commit all of the above, but I can
say that if after all the legends and tailor in a state of
intoxication, you woke up in the its entrance on the stairs -
it's not too bad the end the night!
If you have ever drunk in
smoke, then surely one of the
items have on your conscience (or rather
Total points N 07). And if the alcoholic
fumes while you are not familiar, then please
note all the above.
But do not be too loaded to
about it and now I will offer you more
a testik.
(C) Extacy 3
Do you have friends?
Once we have gathered together and
decided to come up to you testik. Order
drinchnuv, we sat down at my computer Brainer'a and mastered
this nonsense. Stock up on a handle with paper and start ...
01 How do you greet your so-called "friends" when you met?
a) If you think that we are your friends
something you deeply oshibaeshsya.
b) Hey, dude! How are you?
c) Hello! We are out of service "Friends for
hire. "
d) FUCK OFF!!!
02 If you have "stood up" while swimming
in the pool that will tell your "friends"?
a) I've always been waiting for this moment! And those
Now stronger upris in the wall of the basin
at and slightly Drop.
b) Fu ... Yes, you dirty fag!
c) And for what crumbs you today laid
eye?
d) FUCK OFF!!!
03 You know that party is planned and
you want to get there. You sprashi
vaesh from their "friends" whether you
come back. What do they answer?
a) Of course! Without you there would be boring.
b) So be it, come on.
c) It is you talking about? You probably have
a couple of unlearned lessons.
d) FUCK OFF!!!
04 to the party your "friends" thumps wine.
You also want to drink, but you Tonight
AE on the "grounded" and you do not have with a bat
la. You ask for a sip of wine. What do you
they say?
a) For the other does not feel sorry for - for, Drin
tea!
b) Buy your own booze, failures
nick!
a) No! You also are no 21'go year.
d) FUCK OFF!!!
05 Your "friends" are on the street and suddenly
notice you on the other side. That
they cry out to you?
a) How are you? (And keep going)
b) Hey! Want to nip a beer? We like
again gathered at the pub.
a) They do not say anything and continue to
to go further (faster).
d) FUCK OFF!!!
06 You decided to go to visit "friends" and
calling at the door. What will the reaction be?
a) They open the door and invite you
see new demos.
b) We are now ready to go, but if
want to - go.
a) They pretend that they are not at home.
d) FUCK OFF!!! (Shout to them through
door)
At 07 you drove drunk Gopnik. Have you tried
eshsya cry for help. Your "friends"
hang out nearby. What will they do?
a) Will you cry: "Embedding him!"
b) help you cool kick ass
this freak.
a) Will scream Gopnik: "Embedding him!"
d) They will say "FUCK OFF!!!" and walk by,
until you knock the tower.
08 You're in the pub with his "friends."
Suddenly, you're loud farts. How are you
Friends comment on this?
a) They pretend that nothing about
emanated.
b) They do not say anything and pretend
that you do not know.
c) Well, you cool! I think so loudly at the
I did not succeed!
d) FUCK OFF!!! You - asshole!
09 Do you get drunk so that you can not stand
on their feet. What would your "friends"?
a) They'll put in a taxi and go somewhere for
farther away.
b) They'll put in a taxi and sent home.
c) carry you home.
d) scream "FUCK OFF!!!" You - Drunk
freak.
10 Thou in the hospital (see item N 07). Your
"Friends" knew about it. That they will
do?
a) see you, bring Hawk and then
nozhurnaly. Entertain you with fresh
tales and zastebayut sex honey
his sister, who came to make you
injection.
b) see you, chatted and
leave.
a) They do not go to the hospital and will VTI
mug laugh behind your back, remembering
the case.
d) send an anonymous note that says
"FUCK OFF!!!"
Rating
1. A) 0 pts 6. A) 10 - "-
B) 10 --"-- B) 5 - -
B) 5 --"-- B) 0 - -
F) -100 --"-- T) -100 - -
2. A) 5 --"-- 7. A) 5 - "-
B) 0 --"-- B) 10 - "-
B) 10 --"-- B) 0 - -
F) -100 --"-- T) -100 - -
3. A) 10 --"-- 8. A) 5 - "-
B) 5 --"-- B) 0 - -
B) 0 --"-- B) 10 - "-
F) -100 --"-- T) -100 - -
4. A) 10 --"-- 9. A) 0 - -
B) 0 --"-- B) 5 - -
B) 5 --"-- B) 10 - "-
F) -100 --"-- T) -100 - -
5. A) 5 --"-- 10. A) 10 - "-
B) 10 --"-- B) 5 - -
B) 0 --"-- B) 0 - -
F) -100 --"-- T) -100 - -
Your Points
90 +
Do you have any real friends. Hey!
Can somehow Will you come to us to drink?
40-90
Do you have a few friends, but
speaking to them on you do not care. We think that you should
not come to us at drinch ... You are not welcome.
0-40
You - the brake! You have no friends! We
will never communicate with that ugly,
like you.
less than 0
You are the brake of # $ SC, which
ever lived on earth FUCK OFF!!!
(Three times)
more than 100
Fuck you trying to cheat here? Who do you want to punch
brains? You do not have a place in the world SPECCY!
less than -1000
Holy shit! You're so the brakes, that could not even
properly count the points.
I hope you scored at least 90 points. Extend
razvlekushechki several screens.
Fallen hat! Fell on x (pi) d!
I hate the "Na-Na!
But SEPULTURA - that's good. You
heard their track "CHAOS B.C." ? Cool!
COOL 'absolutely RULEZZ!!! Yeah, nice
talk about beautiful! Ndass ... Well
continue.
(C) Bogie 'L.A. of Extacy 2.9 +0.1
(Ha, ha, ha!!!)
Chinese proverbs
Baseball very funny game. It is not easy
drive on the field just four goals.
The boy who goes to bed with
sexual problems, can wake up
with the solution in hand.
The man who runs the machine,
may be very tired.
Protein, which climbs through the female
leg not find nuts.
Those who overeat prunes not come out of the toilet many
moons.
The man who put a woman on
land will be part of the Earth.
The man who walks into the airport door sideways, flying
to Bangkok.
Dwarfs in the elevator smells different.
Woman with skirt raised to run
easier than a man with his pants down.
A man who invites a girl
in outings, has only one
goal.
If a man rides a horse, he can not finish.
The man who blows his nose without
tissue, can detect the snot in his
hand.
Live bad - of this sooner or later die.
If the night long fuck, then we can
do not sleep.
If the night to sit at the computer, you can not get
enough sleep.
If a long night drinking vodka, then we can
not only does not sleep, but do not go with
am learning.
Oh, and as you have with the religious? Those who deeply
believes in the following, I am deeply sorry, but it is thought
not I, but was simply skacheno with screw SHRSOFT'skoy AMMY,
before it had been burned, and he brought her from St.
Petersburg to ANTONY of TMG. And dovolno cool.
EVANGELIE FROM Mitkov
Life of a Great mitka Iisusa klikuhe of Christ and about
HOW he taschilsya and HOW it soaked vragi.
Glava 1
1. Vnachale was all give a damn about.
2. And give a damn about was God.
3. And give a damn about was all God.
Glava 2.
1. Hipoval togda chuvak Joseph plotnichal and
napryagalsya.
2. A kogda time has come to him itch
marry nA Tusov Girl Marii.
3. Yes and sestrenka byla do not mind.
4. And he took her to his nA hatu but sam
okazalsya slab.
5. Belonged to it for several paz a day
left with nothing.
6. And poteryala nadezhdu Mariya poymat kayf.
Glava 3
1. And truncating God that Joseph did not kanaet any
borscht, no Krasnuyu Armiyu.
2. A Mariya, zhena it pomiraet, soup requests.
3. And he decided to arrange Marii nishtyak.
4. At night, went into her house, but Mariya not dryh
la.
5. Zametila logged on and says: "And not
came to you, chuvak? "
6. The Lord to her: "I'm the one you
waiting for. "
7. Obradovalas Mariya and zakrichala: "Slava
God dozhdalas, Ides syuda!
8. But the Lord was steep and otvechal: Raska
tila you lip sestrenka. "
9. Mariya the answer: "Duc, Lord!" And hears
angela's voice:
10. Mariya, screw the wick, bloat.
11. And prikrutila ona wick, and came to
her Lord.
12. A morning he faded, skazav: "born in
you sestrenka, steep chuvak and will
He nastoyaschim Mitiok. "
13. But Mariya davila massu in Luleå, and not mustache
lyhala nothing.
14. And soon she was born offspring, and
nazvali him Jesus, that Jewish nA
Mitya.
Glava 4
1. Jesus was walking by the sea and Galileyskogo
saw two chuvakov pashuschih.
2. And skazal them: "Ayda with me, will nas
toyaschimi mitkami. "
3. And they zavyazali gorbatitsya and went za
Him.
4. Dalshe they saw more chuvakov and those
too prizvali nA seyshn.
5. And stalo bratushek five.
6. And they went on selam, daby zabodat
those who have no idea.
7. And dostali many.
8. Taschilis them to People and went after him, Lo
VYa unearthly kayf in ozhidanii eternal
ottyaga.
9. For this they promised Christ.
Glava 5
1. And uslyhal Jesus in the wilderness of gonorrhea
shitsya devil.
2. And I decided to overcome it.
3. But he was not zhravshi forty days and up to
walked up to the handle.
4. A supostat was cunning and evil zamyslil.
5. Hapryagis - he says - prevrati kamni
in havku, because there is nothing you zhrat.
6. Jesus answered him: "It is a sin Mitka use
tinnomu napryagatsya padi bryuha his "
7. Togda started it again and vrag
says: "Sigani with skaly, because like
nothing you will not. "
8. Otvechaet Jesus: "You see where I am, a
where skala! Balovstvo it all. "
9. In the third paz zadvigaet devil: "The prize
nay, that the son in front of me and I'll
the whole world podaryu. "
10. Jesus to him: "And he zachem me? I have no
CAREERS so, yes, and mold me. "
11. And I realized vrag that fucked him on the floor
growth of.
Glava 6
1. Coming from the desert, Jesus sobral seyshn
of bratushek and chuvakov.
2. And taught the sons, saying:
3. Not napryagaytes nor in his life, nor in
pomyslah because only ottyanuvshiesya kay
fuyut.
4. Not odevaytes kitsch, because only those
schastlivy who give a damn about.
5. Not vodites with lohami and mazhorami because
they are fussy.
6. Not prenebregayte pitiem but znayte
measure.
7. Do not peck unnecessarily, but for ottyaga.
8. Let unto you all nastolko will ca
payu to levaya ruka not znala that
delaet pravaya.
9. Zabottes not about food and shelter, because only
without napryazheniya a fallen unto you.
10. Do not ask - and be unto you dano, no
looking for - and naydete. A man who delaet
- To opanki.
Glava 7
1. Duc say unto you, who do not let all of
side, the full-length did not draw it out.
2. Someone came closer, he asked: "What
same delat everything to give a damn about? "
3. Jesus skazal: "The full-length revel
I can only, a napryazheny all will. "
4. A all-taki - fulfilled that zapovedano,
and you will receive.
5. Voposhavshy otvechaet: "I tak it all
znayu. "
6. A Jesus to him: "Do not pritorgovyvay, and all
bummer. "
7. But after that broke some voproshavshy and
otvalil.
Glava 8
1. And nado was dvigat dalshe them, and led
He bratushek to the lake.
2. And they iskali boat and could not nady
bat.
3. When Jesus saw this, vydal: "Coley itch
Lo did not get it! "
4. No kerf bratushki, have asked.
5. A He voznegodoval: Kakoe word unto you not
okay? "
6. Sipanulis those and otvechayut: "Boats something
No, HOW dalshe dvigat? "
7. Jesus answered them: "But tak!"
8. And poyavilas lodka, entered it bratush
ki and set sail.
9. A He was walking on water.
10. Prosekli they takoy atas and sprashivayut:
"HOW is it?"
11. Jesus replied: "Vesma pazvitaya on
surface, and that's without soobschayus naprya
ha. "
12. And understand the demand that their za padlo
derzhat and decided sami poprobovat, but
fraernulis.
13. And they decided among themselves: cool, a ne we
ed his sons.
Glava 9
1. So he went to another city with bratushka
mi.
2. A kogda podvalili them to vorotam, shall see
Delhi chuhu, horonyaschuyu its unique
Nogo syna.
3. I saw it was Jesus and skazal: "Wipe your nurse,
podruga. "
4. And touched flung skates.
5. Dead rose and carried a steep delirium.
6. And everyone who saw it sygralo point nA
minus and they skazali: "Cool, a us before
his sons. "
7. A kogda they came to the city, encountered
tilas Jesus gerla, kotoraya pritorgo
vyvala themselves.
8. A za bezhali fuckers her and her pytalis za
watering.
9. And skazal togda Jesus: "Who's samy
gramotny? "
10. A molchali all, did not respond.
11. Togda obratilsya it to Girl: "Duc, from
are drawn, and they're gone. "
12. A fuckers pazoshlis, otsosav.
Glava 10
1. And soon skazal Jesus bratushkam: "Height
tupaem in Ierusalim!
2. And they nachali soobschatsya.
3. A kogda walked along the road, their vstrechayuschie
chuvaki lomali twigs and brosali below but
gi.
4. A few skidyvali your outfit and
postilali nA road.
5. Tak they came in and made Ierusalim
tam srazu same pazdachu.
6. Loham malo no pokazalos and they decided
zamochit come.
7. But there is nothing to be ponachalu pristebat
Xia.
8. Zadumali to arrange a rotten bazar
steep pazvorotom.
9. But those who are smarter, understand that it is not
tema.
10. And decided deystvovat gone.
11. Came to him fuckers ierusalimskie
and decided his napryach, sprashivaya:
12. Platit whether babki kesaryu or poslat?
13. Jesus answered them: "Za bitch me der
residents, People, for it is clear: kesaryu - kesa
revolution, a ostalnoe nA ottyag. "
14. A minuscule taschites you on and catch kayf
nA foreign napryage.
15. Ida syuda - say chuvakam and gov
Mr. kushayte them.
16. And Jesus went away because he did not
loved the suckers.
Glava 11
1. Sobralis they all Caudle noted
Pashu in Ierusalime, revel in the floor
growth of.
2. And they brought nA hatu zhratvy and fuel
and the last pinned Jesus.
3. And skazal He: "Take it, havayte!
4. Halil their wines: "Take it, buhayte!
5. For havchik - my body, and booze - my
blood!
6. A who did not znaet this - the slab.
7. And proceeded to the table and bratushki uzhra
were.
8. Jesus nedavno zavyazal and sat flow
Therefore HOW glass.
9. A kogda ukvashennye stali padat under
table skazal Jesus to them:
10. Soon one of the vas me zastuchit.
11. And stali all up to him and spra
shivat whom za padlo hold.
12. And they asked, all but Petra, which
was able to gotovalni.
13. A Iuda Iskariot approached and skazal:
"Durilka kartonnaya, not I the one?"
14. Jesus to him: "Duc, bratushka!
15. And from ispuga obstrugal Iuda samogo ce
BOJ.
Glava 12
1. I saw Jesus, that does not bind narod lyka
and picked up everyone and took a sober sad.
2. But coming to sad, popadali everything from drunk
mi krikami and poka catching massu not za
labeled, HOW Jesus stepped aside.
3. Pochuvstvoval himself shitty and HOMO
poured.
4. Elah-paly, yes blowjob I chasha Sia.
5. At the time, went on sadu storozha and
labeled krichaschego Iisusa.
6. And zamochili him, and led to the court.
7. A bratushki woke up and saw that
it is not, and decided to catch othodnyak without
him.
8. And before three paza had Procrit
chat cock zanovo zakvasili.
Glava 13
1. Uznav that zamochili fuckers Iisusa,
begun to Judas and krichali:
2. A because it's you Miron Iisusa killed!
3. And told them Iuda received babki,
a sam rushed to skaly and nakrylsya.
4. In otchayanii decided bratushki ohranyayuschih
povyazannogo Hrista fuck.
5. Come tuda where his derzhali and ask:
"Nashemu here one lapti weave."
6. But they came to him samye tear and Ota
aground nA paz them all.
7. And came to the sober, that opanki
Jesus.
Glava 14
1. Pontius was not a chode, but was chuvakom
rotten and mazhornym.
2. Led to it Iisusa.
3. Pontius srazu same and said: "Otryvalsya,
chado, and you'll tak vkushat. "
4. Jesus answered him: "Do you Znaesh son
ku, which is difficult to fight with me? "
5. Then decided to Pontius, the speaker simply
oborzel and he decided to break-taki.
6. Brought Hrista nA ploschad where shla that
sovka, suckers, and asked: "Zamochim it?"
7. And fuckers krichali: "Urine him! Pee!"
8. And poslushalsya their Pontius.
Glava 15
1. And zamochili fuckers Iisusa.
2. He hung nA cross and pochuvstvoval that
opanki him.
3. And begged Elah-paly, Lord vty
kayu!
4. However, I realized that shary will not, and skates
glued.
5. A kogda hanging nachal shtynyat, bra
carcass steal him and prikopali nedale
Th.
6. Three days later okazalos that oklemalsya
he faded from groba.
7. And there appeared bratushkam in its radiance,
bezzabotny and ukvashenny.
8. After that, ascended to his father, chu
vaku even more steep.
9. And met his God, and skazal: Zdrav
ings by applying, Mitya. Do not worry, nobody else
You would not hurt. "
10. And pulled in bozheski together, in
Full-length, nA paz, bezzabotno and
nesuetlivo, pazdeliv kayf and krutnyak
in hristianski.
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