Born Dead #10 02 июля 2000

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    Unfortunately, I have no information about the author and 
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Advertising Statement and the price indicated in the previous 
issue, remain in force.


-------------------[ These funny animals ]-------------------

              A popular scientific article about hedgehogs


    In okolonauchnyh circles to assume that the hedgehog does 
not have any head, no legs. This is a fallacy, we try to dispel

the next paragraph.


    So, the urchins have a head and legs. Phew, dispelled! So
, the hedgehog may be small quadruped
disbud animal covered by the fact that it is difficult to pick 
up. But since this feature set is not always possible to 
distinguish hedgehog, for example, pig, frog, or defecate calf, 
then this classification we scientists reject.



    "Jerzy - predators - said a famous scientist ezholog
EE Foresters. - A little gape any fungus or an apple -
immediately turns on the retentive back prickly hunter! "This 
opinion scientist. In reality, things are different. Searching 
for food hedgehogs quietly peaceful walk through the woods, 
collect mushrooms, apples, it's all on the needle prick and 
bear in a burrow. But bottle they will not pick up - it's a 
common misconception. Simply, many would-be scientists are 
unshaven bomzhikov for spiny hedgehogs