News - 153

================================================================================ * This letter was forwarded by Vlad Sotnikov (500:812/19) * From Echo: HUMOR.FILTERED (HUMOR.FILTERED) * Author: Tony Leontyev, 2:5020/517.517 (February 11, 2003, 01:31) *Address: All * Topic: News - 153 ================================================================================ Please send forwards with Subj = 4HF *──────────────────────────────── ────────────────────────────────── * Area : NETMAIL.4HF (Netmail 4HF) * From : Eugene O. Lebedev, 2:463/288 (19 Jan 31 14:10) How's life, All? From: "Raph" To: Sep: Wednesday, January 08, 2003 7:24 PM Subject: News - 153 IIIIIIIII!!! On the occasion of a successful and, which rarely happens, timely exit from the holiday binge, here's number 153! Yes. I didn't start from where I was supposed to. Of course, congratulations Happy New Year and Merry Christmas to all subscribers and readers of the newsletter and May we have everything? It will be as good as it gets, chicks :) And the way you are reading this, then you probably have a computer. At home or at work - it doesn't matter the main thing is that it exists and you will not stick it into the following text, not understanding anything. Well, if you still don’t understand something, ask y computer geek :) And yet? I was wondering how we became attached to this World Wide Web and computers in general.Yes! I almost forgot. Thank you very much L?sha for sending the text :) ========================== Beginning of quote =========================================== Dear users! On the eve of the New Year, House of Computing Culture number 2 (DVK-2) is pleased to offer you our holiday program! (Minimum requirements: pentium II-466, RAM 64M, 32x CD-ROM) In the program: 1) Demonstration of feature films: IRONY OF FATE, OR WITH EASY STEAM (lyrical comedy). Every year On December 31, user Zhenya and his friends go to chat on the website www.banya.ru. After leaving the chat, Zhenya felt an urgent need to upload updates to your home page. However, after sitting in the chat for a long time, he I hit the keys poorly and typed the Moscow server address instead St. Petersburg address. As a result, he ended up on the user’s home page Nadi. However, since his password "QWERTY" came up without problems, and the home page was made in the same version of Frontpage and contained the same directories (obo_mne, kartinki and anekdoty), Zhenya did not notice anything. Later Nadya returned and found other people’s files on her page. She I complained to my provider. Ippolit from technical support service First of all, he accuses her of giving away her password herself. to an outsider, having violated the terms of the contract, and then throughoutfilm is trying to clean Zhenya’s files from her page, which he stubbornly floods back... - ticket price 2 y.u., those who place our button on the page get a 10% discount TWELVE MONTHS (fairy tale film). On New Year's Eve the evil stepmother discovered that she had not paid for the Internet, and the provider’s office had already closed. She sends her stepdaughter, demanding that she get her Internet access even from under the snow. A girl wanders into the forest and meets there are Twelve Providers who agree at a secret meeting synchronously raise tariffs from the New Year. In exchange for a promise to remain silent each of them gives the girl a monthly access card... - ticket price 1 y.u./hour, from 2:00 to 8:00 - reduced rate SORCERERS (horror film). The story of how on a dark New Year's night a terrible virus made its way into Moshkov’s library and ruined the novel Strygatsky brothers. - ticket price 3 y.u., free for hackers (they will break it anyway) 2) Distotheque in three departments: CDkotek (2 USD) harddisco (100 USD, users under 16 are not allowed to enter) floppidisco for the little ones (0.5 y.u.) 3) Dating chat for users of slow modems "For those who for 300" (0.1 y.u./kilobyte) 4) Charity lottery "Buy yourself a licensed version!" Sponsor lotteries - Microsoft company. All income from the lottery will be transferred to Microsoft company. (Admission is free, exit after registration)5) And finally, the highlight of the program - the New Year's masquerade ball! Login only in masks (the characters "*" and "?" are allowed in masks). During The ball is waiting for you: Guessing competition "Nick, I know you" (at the service of our guests proxy server) Fashion demonstration (text mode - 0.1 y.e., graphic mode - 10 y.e.) Performance by mass entertainers (sending holiday spam) Hacker tricks and trained viruses (deadly number - the trainer puts his hard drive into a machine infected with WinCIo) Summoning the Snow Maiden: - through API functions (5 USD) - through BIOS interrupts (1 y.u.) - in remote access mode (free for those who know the password) Lighting up the Christmas tree: - short circuit (10 y.u./kilovolt) - friction (0.1 y.u.) - from superplasmagun (200 y.u.) At midnight the hacker DEAD Moroz will appear and give everyone free access to the Internet (US$10, legal holders of these accounts get a discount) Entrance for guests - 5 y.u. Login with root rights - 100 y.u. Exit - Alt-F4. =========================== End of quote ========================================== * Originally in X-NET.HUMOR *Crossposted in 2HF Hey and all the best to you. L.E.O. -=[SMOKING - S U X X x...]=--=[Drink Team]=--=[Team Pricol TL]=- dyp l_e_o_chat.ru,l.e.o.iname.com|http://l_e_o_.chat.ru|ICQUIN:9962645 * Original: Good night! (2:463/288) *──────────────────────────────── ──────────────────────────────────Luck n' Love, Tony aka jet dude // -+- Jenseits ... + Origin: -=<>=- // STARBASE // HEFFALUMP ()() (2:5020/517.517) ===================================================================================== Ppivet, All! Vega/ex-Style Group. FIDO: 2:5030/1006.19 ZXNET: 500:812/19 E-mail: vega56@mail.ru