I hate

Press RESET immediately, All! I hate Windows. I hate Windows with all my heart and soul. I hate Windows with a deep and black hatred. As much as I hate Windows, I hate nothing more. When I don't hate Windows, I hate them even more. Hatred of Windows is my whole life. If it weren't for Windows, I would still hate them. The most complete way I can hate Windows is when I type from them. How good it is that the axle shaft exists! If it weren't for her, I would hate Windows with a bloody outcome. Hatred of Windows helps me cope with life's troubles. When it's hard for me, I remember how much I hate Windows, and I feel... much easier. When I hate Windows, it means I hate Windows most completely. My hatred fills me all over and rushes out. The pressure of my hatred for Windows can blow them away from the screw. When I see Windows I hate them even more. It's impossible to hate Windows more than I do, but I manage to do it. My hatred for Windows has no limits. I hate Windows as much as I should hate all the evil in the world. The only thing I hate more than Windows is Microsoft in general and B. Gates personally. Given the time difference between Peter and Reidmond, Gates must be tormented constant, chronic insomnia or, at a minimum, bloody nightmares.Surely Gates jumps up at night in a cold sweat, with his hair tousled and bulging eyes on the forehead, in which there is a picture of indescribable horror. My hatred for Windows is so strong that in my presence Windows It just doesn't work. When Windows works in my presence, it means that I turned away. My hatred for Windows is airborne. My hatred for Windows is transferred to my computer. I hate Windows at any time of the day and in any body position. If you wake me up late at night, you will find out that I hate Windows. My hatred for Windows exists outside of me and within me. She lives her life, and I help her. People on the street shy away from me because they know that I hate Windows. During the session I hate Windows as if it were a rotting animal, fallen a girl and a pile of manure in one bottle, smeared all over my face and, worse, my to my computer. When I have to start Windows, my family is terrified. They know I am I can kill you. When I finish working with Windows, I erase them from the screw, floppy disks and compacts. I wash them with sadistic pleasure. Per cluster. Poksorivaya with AAh. When I want to ruin someone's life, I give him Windows. If I want Windows, then I want to erase them. When I hate Windows at night, it wakes up the neighbors and they can't sleepuntil the morning, because they cannot forget these terrible spells and ritual screams. My cat died when I was really hating Windows. When I hate Windows, my dog ​​runs into the hallway and whines quietly. After that, she doesn’t eat or drink for several days and doesn’t shit for several weeks. on the poles - she is afraid that the swap manager will hang... When I asked Word for Windows to leave today and went to drink tea, I came back Half an hour later, and Ward was still coming out, I felt a special sensation. I felt that I hated Windows even more. Today I printed out the text. Then I inserted four characters into it: w(N)... After this, Windows not only refused to print this text, but also closed Word due to GUI security violation... I hate Windows. I still can’t print this text (I’m stuck my exam) I will stop hating Windows only when Gates is shot (twice) minimum), small software will be overclocked, and Windows will be declared a dangerous product to humanity. The last time I had a medical examination, they asked me what I was complaining about. I answered - I hate Windows. As a result, I was given a white ticket. When I stop hating Windows, I will despise them. My contempt will be as strong as my hatred. Maybe even stronger. Nothing in the world will make me love Windows. If they write a duum for Windows, I will hate this duum :(When I wake up, my first thought is that I don't hate Windows as much as should have. My hatred for Windows is growing stronger day by day. Soon, with the power of my hatred, I will be able to format CD ROMs. Hatred for Windows is hardwired into my subconscious and will not be erased by anything. ultraviolet light and all sorts of electric shocks. If I fall into a coma, then when I wake up, I will firmly remember - I hate Windows. Hatred of Windows is a bright and joyful feeling. It's like a drug. The more you hate Windows, the more you want to hate it. And it succeeds. Hatred for Windows brings peace to the family (except for the moments when I hate Windows out loud) Only Windows can convert the format five times before you start printing. I hate Windows! My hatred for Windows grows with every system tick. With every INT 21h my Hatred of Windows intensifies many times over. I hate it when Windows is buggy. her in such a way that I feel my hatred physically. Why, in order to print page #2, do I need to cut from the document page #1 ? I really hate Windows! Hatred for Windows makes me twist my mind to force Windows at least work somehow. Crap. I need to read notes, prepare labs, shoot the boss, watch TV, and instead of these useful and entertaining things I'm fighting with Windows. The only thing I hate more than Windows is Windows'95.I can hate Windows for a very long time, not breaking on the axle shaft and DOS. I hate Windows for 100 lines already! Windows is all that is bad in my life.