Humor

┌──────────────────────────────────── ───────────────────────────────────── █│ Redirected │ Vlad Sotnikov (500:812/19) █│ From the echo │ RU.COMPUTER.HUMOR (RU.COMPUTER.HUMOR) █│ From │ Dmitriy Kosenko aka ShizoRage, 2:5084/61.11@fidonet.org (05 July 2003, 10:24) █│ Komy │ All █│ Theme │ Humor █└───────────┴───────────────────── ─────────────────────────────────── ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ Good time of the day _All_! *Dmitriy* writes to you! Windows 9x Try to create a shortcut on your desktop and enter in the command line literally the following: "C:WINDOWSApplication DataMicrosoftWELCOMEWELDATA.EXE" You_are_a_real_rascal Of course, instead of C:WINDOWS you should substitute exactly that directory in which you installed Windows 98. In the shortcut properties you need to specify that The application should start "Collapsed into an icon". ... Let's launch... now It becomes clear why our small software takes up so much space :))). to you a short film will be shown with slides somehow related to Microsoft and a scrolling list of people who took part in the development of the operating system (and how did Bill Gates not get into first place?) against the backdrop of unobtrusive music. Tested on Windows 98 A classic joke that works on those who already know the "Start" button (“Start”), but does not know all the features of Windows 95... When this very newbiein the world of Windows 95 he goes into another room for a minute, you quickly run up to him computer, highlight (but do not press) the "Start" button, press ALT + "minus" and... "Close". Then you return to your starting position and watch reaction of a beginner... The button will return to its place only after a reboot Windows. Next comes a joke, more difficult to perform: - On your desktop, create a folder named New Folder. - Rename it to and now, the moment you've been all waiting for. - Rename it again to we proudly present for your viewing pleasure. - And rename it again to The Microsoft Windows 95 Product Team!. - Now open the folder and enjoy the names of those who created the "super" sustainable system". In my opinion, the stability of the system is directly proportional the number of jokes firmly sewn into it. The imagination of those who created screen savers for Windows 95 also worked well. and N.T. Mostly the jokes are hidden in the screen saver "Volumetric text" ("3D text"): Depending on the version of Windows, 3D Text responds to the following “magic” words specified as text to display: I love NT (in version 3.51), not evil (in version 4.0), volcano (Windows 95 and NT), BEER and Rock (in version 3.51). But there is a joke for the screen saver called “Pipeline”: If for Windows NT in this screen saver you set the "alternatingjoints", then periodically a teapot will appear instead of a joint. I wonder what this would be for? In Windows 95, this trick also works if, in addition to the “alternating joint” set the "number of pipes" parameter to "several". If in Win95/98 you go into the settings of the "Volume Text" screensaver and into the "Text" field type Volcano, the screensaver will display the names of various volcanoes Excel In Excel2K races: 1. Launch Excel 2000 2. Select "Save as web page" from the File menu. 3. Select "Save: Selection: Sheet" 4. Check the "Add interactivity" checkbox and click Save. 5. Exit Excel. 6. Open the resulting file in MS Internet Explorer 4/5. 7. Scroll down to line 2000, column WC. 8. Select the entire row 2000 and press Tab until the WC column is again will stand out. 9. While holding down Shift - Ctrl - Alt, click on the Microsoft logo in the upper left corner. 10. Use arrows to control the car, space to shoot, H to turning on the headlights, and O - for oil. 11. Exit the game using Esc. Word Another toy in Word97, from the undocumented possibilities - Pinball: 1.Open Word. Create a new document. 2.Type the word Blue and highlight it. 3. Select FORMAT-FONT from the menu. Set the bold style and blue color. 4.Place the cursor at the end of the word Blue and enter one space.5.Select Help (or me, for example?) - About the program and holding CTRL+SHIFT left-click on the Word icon in the illustration on the left side the window that appears. 6. Keys Z - for hitting with the left blade, M - for hitting with the right, Esc - exit. Photoshop Strange Cargo The first, most famous secret of Photoshop is Strange Cargo. PS5 and Big Electic Cat (Big Electric Cat) in PS4. Press and hold Ctrl+Alt+Shift (Command on Mac) at the same time, select About Photoshop... from the Help menu. Burp! Call up the Strange Cargo screensaver using the above method. Type on the keyboard word "burp"! Hurray! I’m sure almost no one knows this, or didn’t know =). A now try it type "udo". Hello from the electric cat... =) The truth only works in PS5. Face Take a screenshot from the Strange Cargo splash screen: Alt+PrintScreen and, in my opinion, Command+Shift+3 on Make. Open it in Photoshop (Copy>Paste). Switch to blue alpha channel (assuming the image is in RGB). Look at the middle left part pictures and you you will see the face... No, this is not Billy Gates, as you might think. This is Marc Pawliger, one of PS developers. By the way, the eye on the solar disk is also his. Merlin Lives! Another surprise that works in both PS version 5 and PS4. In the Layers palette (Window>Show Layers), call up the menu, it's an arrow in the upper right corner of the palette.Holding Alt (Option on Mac), select Palette Options. Merlin is alive! =) Well, I think I said everything... Bye _*All*_! -+- [Anniversary sucker] + Origin: Without knowing the fish, you can’t pull the fish out of the pond. (2:5084/61.11) ================================================================================ Hello, All! Vega/ex-Style Group. FIDO: 2:5030/1512 ZXNET: 500:812/19 E-mail: vega56@mail.ru

┌──────────────────────────────────── ───────────────────────────────────── █│ Redirected │ Vlad Sotnikov (500:812/19) █│ From the echo │ RU.COMPUTER.HUMOR (RU.COMPUTER.HUMOR) █│ From │ Dmitriy Kosenko aka ShizoRage, 2:5084/61.11@fidonet.org (05 July 2003, 10:24) █│ Komy │ All █│ Theme │ Humor █└───────────┴───────────────────── ─────────────────────────────────── ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ Good time of the day _All_! *Dmitriy* writes to you! Windows 9x Try to create a shortcut on your desktop and enter in the command line literally the following: "C:WINDOWSApplication DataMicrosoftWELCOMEWELDATA.EXE" You_are_a_real_rascal Of course, instead of C:WINDOWS you should substitute exactly that directory in which you installed Windows 98. In the shortcut properties you need to specify that The application should start "Collapsed into an icon". ... Let's launch... now It becomes clear why our small software takes up so much space :))). to you a short film will be shown with slides somehow related to Microsoft and a scrolling list of people who took part in the development of the operating system (and how did Bill Gates not get into first place?) against the backdrop of unobtrusive music. Tested on Windows 98 A classic joke that works on those who already know the "Start" button (“Start”), but does not know all the features of Windows 95... When this very newbiein the world of Windows 95 he goes into another room for a minute, you quickly run up to him computer, highlight (but do not press) the "Start" button, press ALT + "minus" and... "Close". Then you return to your starting position and watch reaction of a beginner... The button will return to its place only after a reboot Windows. Next comes a joke, more difficult to perform: - On your desktop, create a folder named New Folder. - Rename it to and now, the moment you've been all waiting for. - Rename it again to we proudly present for your viewing pleasure. - And rename it again to The Microsoft Windows 95 Product Team!. - Now open the folder and enjoy the names of those who created the "super" sustainable system". In my opinion, the stability of the system is directly proportional the number of jokes firmly sewn into it. The imagination of those who created screen savers for Windows 95 also worked well. and N.T. Mostly the jokes are hidden in the screen saver "Volumetric text" ("3D text"): Depending on the version of Windows, 3D Text responds to the following “magic” words specified as text to display: I love NT (in version 3.51), not evil (in version 4.0), volcano (Windows 95 and NT), BEER and Rock (in version 3.51). But there is a joke for the screen saver called “Pipeline”: If for Windows NT in this screen saver you set the "alternatingjoints", then periodically a teapot will appear instead of a joint. I wonder what this would be for? In Windows 95, this trick also works if, in addition to the “alternating joint” set the "number of pipes" parameter to "several". If in Win95/98 you go into the settings of the "Volume Text" screensaver and into the "Text" field type Volcano, the screensaver will display the names of various volcanoes Excel In Excel2K races: 1. Launch Excel 2000 2. Select "Save as web page" from the File menu. 3. Select "Save: Selection: Sheet" 4. Check the "Add interactivity" checkbox and click Save. 5. Exit Excel. 6. Open the resulting file in MS Internet Explorer 4/5. 7. Scroll down to line 2000, column WC. 8. Select the entire row 2000 and press Tab until the WC column is again will stand out. 9. While holding down Shift - Ctrl - Alt, click on the Microsoft logo in the upper left corner. 10. Use arrows to control the car, space to shoot, H to turning on the headlights, and O - for oil. 11. Exit the game using Esc. Word Another toy in Word97, from the undocumented possibilities - Pinball: 1.Open Word. Create a new document. 2.Type the word Blue and highlight it. 3. Select FORMAT-FONT from the menu. Set the bold style and blue color. 4.Place the cursor at the end of the word Blue and enter one space.5.Select Help (or me, for example?) - About the program and holding CTRL+SHIFT left-click on the Word icon in the illustration on the left side the window that appears. 6. Keys Z - for hitting with the left blade, M - for hitting with the right, Esc - exit. Photoshop Strange Cargo The first, most famous secret of Photoshop is Strange Cargo. PS5 and Big Electic Cat (Big Electric Cat) in PS4. Press and hold Ctrl+Alt+Shift (Command on Mac) at the same time, select About Photoshop... from the Help menu. Burp! Call up the Strange Cargo screensaver using the above method. Type on the keyboard word "burp"! Hurray! I’m sure almost no one knows this, or didn’t know =). A now try it type "udo". Hello from the electric cat... =) The truth only works in PS5. Face Take a screenshot from the Strange Cargo splash screen: Alt+PrintScreen and, in my opinion, Command+Shift+3 on Make. Open it in Photoshop (Copy>Paste). Switch to blue alpha channel (assuming the image is in RGB). Look at the middle left part pictures and you you will see the face... No, this is not Billy Gates, as you might think. This is Marc Pawliger, one of PS developers. By the way, the eye on the solar disk is also his. Merlin Lives! Another surprise that works in both PS version 5 and PS4. In the Layers palette (Window>Show Layers), call up the menu, it's an arrow in the upper right corner of the palette.Holding Alt (Option on Mac), select Palette Options. Merlin is alive! =) Well, I think I said everything... Bye _*All*_! -+- [Anniversary sucker] + Origin: Without knowing the fish, you can’t pull the fish out of the pond. (2:5084/61.11) ================================================================================ Hello, All! Vega/ex-Style Group. FIDO: 2:5030/1512 ZXNET: 500:812/19 E-mail: vega56@mail.ru

Hello All! Tuesday July 15, 2003 00:53:22 Vlad Sotnikov -> All: VS> Windows 9x VS> Try creating a shortcut on the desktop and in the command line VS> enter the line literally VS> the following: VS> "C:WINDOWSApplication DataMicrosoftWELCOMEWELDATA.EXE" VS> You_are_a_real_rascal But I wonder how these jokes are found? Are they really sitting with debugger in hand and tinkering and tinkering... [REAL ZX]