Fwd: Villainous OS

============================================================================= * Forwarded by Kirill Frolov (500:812/1.507) * Area : RU.COMPUTER.LIFE (RU.COMPUTER.LIFE) * From : Vladimir Avilov, 2:5020/400 (21 Jun 02 16:50) * To : All * Subj : Fwd: Злодейская ОС ============================================================================= From: Vladimir Avilov [ This is a repost of the following article: ] [ From: Max Mukin ] [ Subject: Fwd: Злодейская ОС ] [ Newsgroups: tambov.talk ] [ Message-ID: ] [ This is a repost of the following article: ] [ From: George Hazan ] [ Subject: Fwd: Злодейская ОС ] [ Newsgroups: fido7.ru.os.cmp ] [ Message-ID: <474201015%aeui74$1hhv$1@news.aha.ru> ] ========================================================================== * Forwarded by George Hazan <*ghazan@zmail.ru> * Newsgroup: relcom.humor * From: "Dan" * Date: Fri, 21 Jun 2002 01:52:06 -0400* Subj: Villainous OS ============================================================================== Hello! Here, to specialist programmers. Hello All! And yet Linux is a satanic system. There are a lot of stories about him there were, there were facts, for example, that there are demons there and often appears number 666. I decided to find out whether Linux is so satanic only superficially, or its very essence is satanic. What is its essence is up to you to decide, but I will just give some phrases, found by me in the /usr/include directory, which may well reflect the entire soul of Linux. I will not compose and fan a storm from the first word that comes across that relates to the world of evil. I'll just try list what in my opinion should influence your attitude to this "operating system". And so that the facts don’t seem to you fiction, I even wrote out the files in which I found these phrases. > Wait for a child to die. (/sys/wait.h) Not only do they practice infanticide, they also enjoy a spectacle of dying children. > Locker killed to resolve deadlock. (/db.h) I don’t know who deadlock is (but I don’t think the name is angelic), but why kill the key holder? Or are they releasing the forces of evil from imprisonment? :-/ > Child was killed. (/asm/siginfo.h) No comments.> Traced child has trapped. (/asm/siginfo.h) They catch children and kill... :( > /linux/b1lli.h (no comments) This is for those who still think that Billy has nothing to do with Linux. > Create child process and estabilish the slave > pseudo terinal as the child's > controlling terminal (/pty.h) Terminals that control children? Children are so defenseless, and they are so easy to influence... > Get the next child of my parent (/cursesw.h) I personally do not condone incest... > Otherwise we were in the right child. (/g++-3/ropeimpl.h) They get inside children. Inside the right children, those who have not yet left the true path... > But caller still owns its children. (/g++-3/ropeimpl.h) I think words are not appropriate here. > NIS+ server already has dump child (/rpcsvc/nix.h) In the dictionary the word dump is translated as “dump”. > Dont create zombie on child death. (/bits/sigaction.h) You understood everything yourself. > Wait for any child. (/bits/waitflag.h) They wait and catch...> getusershell() (/unistd.h) get_users_hell ? Hell for users - that's what they're preparing for us. > Too_tiny dead. (/g++-3/ropeimpl.h) Death is never too small. > These may be overwritten later by brain dead > implementations which generate > a big-endian header with little-endian data. (/linux/coff.h) Big brain dead Indian leader? Even though I'm not quite there yet I understood these religious phrases, but I didn’t want to meet such a person would... > System CPU time of dead children (/sys/times.h) Undoubtedly, the file times.h is an anthology of Satanism. Time of the dead children, how do you like this chronology? > Magic number: /initreq.h, db.h, libio.h, tiff.h, > g++-3/streambuf.h, /linux/coff.h, /linux/dtlk.h, > /linux/efs_fs_sb.h, /linux/efs_vh.h, /linux/ext2_fs.h, > linux/genhd.h, linux/hfs_fs.h,... Magic is commonplace in Linux. Etc. Etc. Etc. Hundreds and thousands more similar phrases. That's how things are. Now, I think you have drawn up an approximate portrait of this "operating system"? I will seek a ban on this operating roomsystem, immoral, depraved, promoting violence and infanticide. Konstantin ============================================================================== Best regards, ghazan@postman.ru Georgy Khazan. -- Vladimir Avilov ICQ UIN:68381224 -+- ifmail v.2.15dev5 + Origin: Administration of Tambov Region (2:5020/400) ================================================================================ Press RESET immediately, All! spread!