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Forwarded by Deleter ====================================================================== * Original in area SU.CHAINIK.GENERAL (Automatically added by 2:5020/1042.0) * Original from Boris Kassal 2:463/822.13 * Original to Daniil `freddi` Fritlinsky * Original about "[fluid.local] http://www.elist.ru/~ae/oda" ====================================================================== ================================================================================ * Forwarded by Stas Vlasov (2:5080/172.172) * Area : RU.UNIX.LINUX (RU.UNIX.LINUX) * From : Konstantin Brazhnikov, 2:4615/85 (Friday October 10 2003 14:59) * To : Jura Krizhbersky * Subj: ode to the console ================================================================================ And now I will quote you. In a letter to All, written on October 08 [Wednesday] 2003, at 17:11, it says: JK> I am welcome you All“I’m invited to you, what more?” :) JK> Ode about the LINUX console I'll have to answer "Ode about illiterate graphomaniacs" JK> When you sit in front of a blank screen, JK> I harbor anger toward the usual “windows,” JK> The question will arise late or early: JK> "what to do, what to do and what do I have to do with it?" When you sit in front of a blank screen With no less empty head, Then you will inevitably become a graphomaniac, Even with a deaf tongue. I would set up the system if I could, To save the screen from emptiness. But there is no skill; so as not to lose your nerves You write bad verses. JK> But if you didn’t come to LINUX by order, JK> And in my head it’s not only “Solitep” JK> The console will open for you, although not right away JK> You will gladly take on the next barrier. But if you didn’t become a poet by order, And in order to overcome the psychological barrier, To your readers, admit it right away: You are a lame in the subject, and a pioneer in rhymes. JK> Let's start with something simple: viewing will help JK> What's in your directories ("folders") JK> ls-commands couldn’t be simpler and more necessary JK> (from LiSt - for those who know English better than Doom II).Start with the simplest thing: admit it frankly, I didn’t receive even an average education, Like, it's not my fault. And I put commas with inspiration - There's a ton of them - I forgot there and slapped them here. JK> Add a space, dash and different letters JK> (everyone calls these letters “keys”) JK> Formulate your request specifically - and cut it JK> Work will be rewarded manifold. Add that you are confusing a hyphen with a dash, Keys and letters, help with request -- Everyone knows the saying about chebotar, Who doesn't wear his own boots. JK> And although the command is important, I don’t argue JK> But there are still many more like them ahead, JK> The command line is like the sea: JK> Once you dive into it, you will forget to sleep and eat. Illiteracy is not a problem at all. It doesn’t interfere with “remembering” to sleep and eat, Drink, shit - who will argue - However, honor is given “according to their deeds.” JK> cd - the next command in the list JK> You've met her more than once in MS-DOS JK> Who stole whom - there is no need for a showdown here JK> At first there was UNIX - no need for unnecessary phrases. Let obelisks be erected in your honor And they will even place it in the iconostasis For being so smart about making lists, That you know a lot of phrases about Unixes. JK> Its name comes from Change Directory JK> In our language - “change directory” JK> You don’t need a lot of knowledge and attention JK> To understand this simple hint. Although the directory did not fit into the size of the stanza, "Directory" be it called, or "directory" - Not with a “folder”, thank you - you’re not hammering holes, You rivet poems only with your clumsy syllable. JK> It’s unlikely that we had a chance to meet Sr JK> But knowing many English necessary words, JK> It’s easy and simple to guess what’s hiding here JK> CoPy team from distant MS-dreams. You probably haven’t met the CP team, However, "English" is not written in lowercase, That's probably how you admitted your affiliation Why is “Tsentr” already annoying everyone? And further - quite worthy: We don’t need any Unixes; Your favorite Windows can sleep peacefully And see M$-dreams in the midst of M$-spring. JK> And if we want to move the file, JK> Put here and then remove - JK> mv (the command got its name from Move) JK> The name will allow you to change it. And the “myvteam” is just an asshole, We will not be confused by that letter at the end: In fact, this is Move Commander, Another famous mc clone. JK> In your work you will have to do this more than once JK> Use the find command simply JK> To search, I’ll tell you without embellishment, JK> You won't find another one in the console. Here the thoughtful reader notices, What else is locate and whereis, And a bunch of others. The author doesn't know them What a surprise, however, for him! JK> But in every Unixoid’s worst nightmare, JK> Scaring and making you shiver at night JK> rm, how the council is eating - JK> Without experiencing me you will not understand. Let your conscience gnaw. Let him eat as he goes. You read the poems and you don’t immediately understand - Was the author at least a little Unixoid? When does his rm make him shiver? JK> ReMove - and a cold sweat breaks out, JK> Having deleted everything, don’t look for a way back JK> While your finger presses ENTER JK> “no undelete,” - the alarm bell sounds in the brain. There is not enough Andelet in Unix! How scary it is to press with your finger... But every Windows enthusiast understands: Files can be resurrected using the "Recycle Bin". -- Unixes do not have a "basket"; well, boy, We got there! What a disgusting thing this young man of yours is! -- Press the button with the mouse. And your file is more alive than all the living. JK> But let's move from destruction to creation JK> mkdir (MakeDir) - and now you are like a young god JK> Use it as the name suggests, JK> When we need to create a new directory. MakeDir - directory? And with cat - directory? Damn, they made a mess, God have mercy! Unix - ftopk. Or to the crematorium. Unlike Windows, it is poor. JK> Created y saw you are pleased with yourself JK> Try to delete without knowing how JK> Who is shouting “ReMove and add Dir” JK> Yes rmdir- why yell like that? Created and seen. And Uvidell created it. Hey, names! Probably a Greek and an Anglo-Saxon? No signs The usual punctuation, however, You're yelling wrong here. Oh, the times! Oh, morals! Oh, the command line! Yes, you're right, there's no point in yelling. Poems like this are worse than dung. We'll wait, let the author improve them. JK> I suggest going back to the files again JK> After all, it’s not enough to create and delete them, JK> A secret can be hidden under a name JK> Bottomless well of knowledge - drink and drink. Under his name was hidden a Secret: Well with vodka. Just drink and drink. You can dig the well and drink vodka. And the file - not yet knowing how to create it - is nailed down. But, I believe, the author is not accidental I decided to devote time to secrets.Chewing gum on two screens of rhyming pacifiers, Why the hell can’t you write in the heat of the moment. Tom's fault is delirium tremens. Hurry to the doctor's auditorium! JK> To view what you have written JK> Or others, but still want to read it JK> cat , more & less in the line, enter it yourself JK> And don’t forget to add the file name. To read what you wrote (Command rm? cp? who knows? We didn’t mention either vi or emax!) You need to have brutal patience. "Cat, more & less" in the line I type: Missing filename ("less --help" for help) Yes, with the brain of the author, I already understand, In battles with Unixes I got stronger. JK> When the file is small everything is very simple: JK> Downloaded, opened, saved, deleted, JK> With the program it’s worse - their size is bigger than toast JK> What did you say to your beloved yesterday. Let's forget "veni, vidi, vici" -- "Downloaded, opened, remembered, deleted" Much stronger. Worthy of a mental hospital. Remember everything, are you a moron? Take the screw out of the computer and sell it to the dealer, There is no need to store the file there. Having bought some wine, my beloved forgetful You will say toasts in memory. JK> That's why they sometimes get kicked, JK> Like the song of the files of these names- JK> “this is an archive” - you can repeat it recklessly JK> When at the end you see .tar, .gz .bz and even .bz2 Oh, wise men from computers, blacksmiths With happiness! They'll just eat everything! They’ll take a file or two for themselves, as samples, They will be pecked a little, they will take a sip of a glass, And they will sing: “Whoa, in the forge... In the forge, young blacksmiths...", They will hammer the rhyme-prisoner into the stocks, Having found the ends of the files. And hammer these tips Will customize; here - "ji-zet" - "bi-zet". And like sixes on shoulder straps They'll hang you. Well, the fact is that there is no rhyme Neither to "tap"y, nor to "bi-zet-two" - Bullshit. Hey, they under-forged. Let your head hurt about that From the author. Although hardly. Bad song, names don't rhyme. JK> Unpacking them is a piece of cake, JK> But this is a matter of starting from the end, JK> Enter gunzip, bunzip ,bunzip2 carefree JK> Then tar will gladden hearts. Start from the end - write "janzip" Like "piz..." oh! it will be uncensored... Maybe “from the end” - from another? Just scratch it Let it be uncultured. But it will cheer up hearts, As the author promises. It's scratching the end... It's always a pleasure. JK> "But that’s not what the console was created for, JK> To tinker with files and folders? - JK> Suddenly someone will ask. I have it here JK> Commands that will make you wonder. Oh, magician, fakir, oh, sorcerer!He found us folders in Unix! But don’t you dare look for mothers, Otherwise we'll give you a hit. Someone told me a lie, Like, this is the concept of Unix - “Everything is a file” there. Ah, no. Well, let's marvel. JK> For example, you can find out at any time JK> Tasks that the processor performs: JK> ps in the console you just need to type, JK> The report will show that it couldn’t be more detailed. And now I’m amazed. Ps dialed Under the user. Only two processes. Couldn't be more detailed - I didn't lie To me, the author is a friend of progress. But the neighbor sits and grumbles: One, they say, only question remains - Why is your sysV init gone? Did someone steal it or just get lost? JK> Pay attention to the PID of the process - JK> There are tasks there, each with its own number, JK> Do you need to stop something? You kill type JK> Then the PID - and the whole disgraced process died. Root gave me the PID on init. Kill dialed the number. Apparently my init is hanging, Otherwise he would have died long ago. JK> Would you like to know the list of file systems JK> What do you have on your hard drive? JK> Just 2 letters d and f enter, JK> And you will receive the certificate right away. About file systems? Yes, I want to know.I typed df - oh horror! Only two left. My propeller died... Should I go to the doctor? In fdisk there are eight. Did Linux screw up? JK> We did a great job with you, JK> Having created something, removed something, JK> And even fame has its own limit JK> And the tide is always followed by an ebb. They did a great job, I don’t argue - Five sections were removed from the screw, But the “altar” was found in glory out of grief. They attached it to the tide - beauty. JK> But before with a firm hand JK> Enter exit and go to bed, JK> Hold on, I'll bother you some more JK> Lastly, I want to tell you everything. Tell me quickly, O Boyan! Because our conversation really infuriates my wife. She keeps calling me to the sofa, To give her a hard exit before going to bed. I’ve already entered it - and sleep, sleep, sleep... but no, I’ll have to continue reading. JK> As a result of the educational process, JK> Unnecessary commands on the screen are just terrible JK> To clear it, just for fun JK> Enter clear to sweep away the crumbs. What in English is clear? We swept the trash into our palms, But can you explain coherently - Where are there crumbs on the monitor? JK> When did the console absorb you so much JK> That the sense of time and place has been lost: JK> Enter date to find out what time it is JK> And pwd - where we supposedly ended up. If only the console would swallow us up Irrevocably and ironically, Enslaved and hidden - These commands are useless. No matter how much you look for answers, Under chroot pwd is a deception: Have we ended up in the Matrix? Either into the Martian ship. JK> Reboot - the end of a great adventure, JK> So that the other iron is rebooted, JK> Or you can halt & poweroff to turn it off - JK> Computers also need rest. The computer, it's iron, brother, And why does he need to rest? If only you were not a blasphemer - Didn't create any problems for him. Whenever you are drunk, When I wrote my poems, The line "must be superuser" I wouldn’t multiply your sins. JK> Well, that's all, the long journey is over, JK> (whoever wants can repeat from the beginning), JK> I beg you, reader, do not forget JK> At least half of what was said. Hurray, we have reached our goal! God forbid we do it again first. The reader is barely alive. From the delirium of a pseudo-elder. And, frankly speaking, it will be better for everyone, If everyone quickly forgets them. JK> P.S. JK> At some point you suddenly realize that it’s not enough: JK> Where are the keys for commands, etc. JK> I will reveal the secret of the manual, JK> The man command will save you in any bidet. Something must happen! The keys scream "ky-ky" in the bidet. But, no matter how sad it is for us, Let's close the toilet doors. We'll blow our noses in a rag And let's go to a mental hospital. JK> You after man any command name, JK> Enter and find out in one go JK> Everything you need from the developers JK> And they know more than us. Summary: And you, friends, no matter how you sit down... Learn Linux first. Learn to write in Russian. Then the poems will not go to waste. Happy stay. Konstantin Brazhnikov. October 10 [Friday] 2003 14:59. -+- There is no such thing that could not serve as a Jewish surname. + Origin: johnxdoe@iname.com (2:4615/85) ================================================================================ Best wishes, Shannar. If there is no meaning in the question, you should not look for it in the answer. -!- GoldED+/W32 1.1.4.7 ! Origin: -= Black Dragon's Tower =- (2:463/822.13) ==================== End of Forward ==================== xDel: That's all! 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