www.anekdot.ru, 06-07-2001, anecdote #10

F))) =============================================================================== | Area : RU.ANEKDOT (Jokes) | From : Andrew Usachov, 2:5100/87 (06 Jul 01 10:47) =============================================================================== ╔═[■]════════════════════════[ Hello All! ]═══════─────────--─--─- An American, a Hindu and a Russian went to Hell. The Devil met them and said: - I give everyone who gets here a chance to go to Paradise. And he takes out a hefty whip (bigger than Harrison Ford's in "The Last crusade"): - Whoever can withstand three blows without screaming - I let you go! You can defend yourself with want. The American came out first. - How do you want to defend yourself? The American took a healthy granite stone: - I'm ready! The devil swung for the first time and... the stone shattered. Second time - and The American screamed like mad... “Next,” says the Devil. An Indian comes out. - How will you defend yourself? - Nothing! - the Hindu answers, - I have been doing yoga for 80 years, and in meditation the body does not feel pain! - OK. First blow. Hindu: - Osh... Second blow. Hindu: - Osh... Third blow. Hindu: - Osh... - Wow... No one has ever withstood three blows. - says the Devil. - Well well, you are free, you can calmly go to Paradise. “No,” says the Indian, “I want to stay and watch.” In all the jokes Russians are winning. I want to see how he does it this time.- Okay, stay. Well, how do you think to defend yourself? - the Devil addresses Russian. - How to defend yourself - an Indian, of course... Ychep ╚═[ Andrew Usachov ]═══════════════[ 06 Jul 2001, 10:47 ]══───-─- -+- automatically posted message + Origin: U$A station (2:5100/87) ===========ReadMeAgain====================================================================== Get Msg, Ally! [I.ZX] [VR1] ----------------------------> Warm greetings, Slava! mailme: copper_feet@mail.ru icq#me: 81191986 [We don’t need the Sun - the Party shines for us! We don't need bread - let's work! ]