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Subject: Windows Helps
Date: Wed, 15 Sep 1999 00:31:38 +0300
From: Vova Hex
To: Arsenii Astapenko
Hi there!
No slang... %) If anyone doesn’t understand, the “horse driver” is a former driver ;)
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From : Serg Railyan 2:469/76 14 Sep 99 10:28:00
To : All 14 Sep 99 23:01:11
Subj: Mouse
Hi All!
Gurtovshchik Mouse
Translation of a piece of text to Win95 help without a main dictionary
translator Poliglossum with medical, commercial and legal
dictionary :)
Microsoft company is receiving a lot of feedback after the release of Windows 95. We
We found that many users encountered a mouse problem. In this
document Microsoft's Technical Assistance Service brings together all
useful information about possible problems with mice and mouse handlers
and care-shooting.
If you have just installed Windows 95, you can see that your
The mouse is behaving badly. Cursor may not move or mouse movement
may show strange marks on table surfaces, windows and wallpaper.
The mouse may react inadequately to a click on the kidneys. But don't rush!
It may be a physical problem, not a bug Windows 95. Clean your
mouse. Disconnect her leash from the computer, pull out her genitals andRinse it and the internal rollers with alcohol. Re-sew the mouse.
Check for breaks in the leash. Connect the mouse to your computer.
Take a closer look at your pad (pillow) - it should not be
source of debris and dust in the genitals and rollers. Gasket surface
should not restrict mouse movement.
Maybe you should buy a new mouse. We highly recommend
Microsoft mouse. It is ergonomically designed, especially made for Windows
95 and has a third kidney in the form of a wheel that can curl windows.
The combination of Microsoft mouse and Windows 95 makes your daily work easier
easily pleasant. Experience it all. If problems remain - yours
The mouse guard doesn't stand well under Windows 95. It will have to be removed. to you
Need a new mouse handler. If you are a Microsoft mouse user
visit the Microsoft Servant of the Web, where in a special basement you can
omit-download the current Microsoft mouse driver.
If the manufacturer of your mouse is different, find out about its manufacturer. All
Major mouse manufacturers already have mouse manufacturers for Windows 95.
Before you attach the mouse handler, do
back-top copy of your files. It makes sense to clean your hard drive.
You must have a start-up disk from Windows 95. After you
We hired a new driver, most likely your problems are solved. If
they remain, write to the Microsoft Technical Support Service, and yourThe case will be dealt with by the Special Department. For effective technical assistance
stop, our engineer must know the brand of your mouse, type
(in-port mouse, periodic mouse, bus mouse, policeman
Section /2 mouse, mouse without a leash, genitals on caterpillar tracks, etc.
), the driver's version, the computer manufacturer (mother board),
the position of the ports and switches on the mother board (and the layout of the cards), and
also the contents of the dossier Auto-#####.bat, config.sys and Boot-log.txt.
In addition, some useful tips:
1) do not attach Windows 95 to the same place where you have
Windows 3.X is fixed, you won’t be able to do some of the usual things well.
2) if you are new to Windows 95, get used to the new features
mice. Click on the left kidney - select the item, click on the right
a menu with context will pop up, quickly tap twice on the left
kidney - issue a subpoena.
3) practice a quick double hit on the mouse kidneys using
special simulator on the Windows 95 control panel.
4) Microsoft company specialists, after a large number of experiments, revealed that
that the most effective command from Windows 95 is “Send to
mouse kidney. If you have just installed windows 95, you will be able to
send only to A (B) and to a special place “My briefcase”. But according to
As you secure new programs for Windows 95,you will begin to send to more and more complex and interesting places and objects.
The "Send to..." command will become especially effective during transmission
messages via E-mail and communication with your colleagues and friends in
local work network. Try the power of the "Send to..." command and you will
quickly make sure that without it it is difficult to exist under Windows 95.
Write to us and remember that Microsoft is always thinking about how
you better do.
since 1999 Daddy Hub
By Serg.
Take care,
Hexxxie. mailto:hex@chaosite.com
Anything at all.. (c) Manson
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Sorry, I couldn't resist :)
I was with you
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