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Hello, All! ===http://www.zaural.ru/xbb/pranks/=== 154. Hairy (Sent by Alexander) "Good afternoon, Natalya! Once on New Year's Day in our office (100-150 souls people) there was the following at the holiday. They put it on the table in front of everyone a charming girl, slightly expose her tummy and sprinkle it all over her bare parts of the body candy, olives, etc. After this, they call to participate in the competition 3 men. Those interested were found quickly. They were offered blindfolded and Collect all the candy from the girl without the help of your hands. The men were wildly delighted and They noisily retreated out the door, where the blindfolding procedure took place. And in this very moment the girl was removed from the table and instead of her they put HAIRY AND A BEARDED MAN, accordingly sprinkled with candy. The competition took place, and this is what happened then........ Sincerely, Alexander." 155. CD-Rom (Sent by Eagle) "So I decided to write it too. The prank is suitable for a computer network. It is written an assembly language program that opens and closes a CD-Rom with for a certain time. And make sure it starts on all machines, The network administrator will not be difficult. I succeeded, but no one came to me did not run for help either after 5 or 20 minutes. I had to go myself watch. Imagine my surprise when everyone sealed the CD-RomLET'S SCOTCH TAPE!!! There are also savvy users!" 156. Ax in the back (Sent by Konstantin) "You will need: an old (or a new one, if you don’t mind) T-shirt (T-shirt, shirt, jacket), preferably light, an ax (preferably a scarier looking one), a small board, something red (paint, jam, ketchup). Better than this one The draw is to be done on an overnight camping trip. Now the essence itself. When everyone has settled down, it is necessary take a T-shirt, put a board in it (so that it is where it will be back) and stick the ax into the back. Now all that remains is to carefully put it on construction on yourself, having first stained the place where the ax sticks out with ketchup or whatever red food you have on hand. And the last touch: lie down, for example, across the log and emit a heartbreaking scream, followed by calming down and another death agony :-). Konstantin." 157. Russian language lesson (Sent by Andrei) "Hello, Natalya! So, I remembered a prank from Pomyalovsky’s “Essays on the Bursa” (The game has been running for over 100 years.) Its use is especially effective on those who or I graduated from school a long time ago, or not so long ago, but with C grades. :) So, remind me, What does it mean to “conjugate”: - I'm going - You - you're going - He's coming - We are going - You - go - They are coming. And ask the “victim” to conjugate the WORD “club”. He begins cheerfully: - I'm a dumbass. “That’s enough,” you tell him. - No one doubts it, becausenouns are inflected, and only verbs are conjugated. :)))" ===http://www.zaural.ru/xbb/pranks/=== Best regards, Evgeniy aka EVP.

Let your enemies, George, die without sons! Tue 25 Jan 2000 at 23:37, George Valnin ═> Oleg Grigoriev: OG>> of course. Vacuum begins to liquefy at a temperature of -273.5 OG>> °C, after which it is placed in a container with great care OG>> convex fireballs. after use, as well as after use OG>> napalm, nothing remains - only the smell, the smell of vacuum. GV> Have you already reached temperatures below absolute zero? ;))) Actually abs 0 = GV> -273.15 degrees Celsius. And it is not achievable. in fact, very achievable - the theoretical unattainability of the absolute zero was put forward by physicists as an inability to answer the question that will occur after the energy of thermal motion of molecules approaches zero. the answer, as I said earlier, was received not long ago in St. Petersburg. that's the most interesting: the vacuum begins to liquefy, the electrons begin to rotate in the opposite direction side, and the most impudent ones even jump on protons, which in turn decompose into quarks. This is not all, but I have no right to say more. GV> Vacuum is emptiness, there is no substance there. What to cool or compress? ;))) ha! Do you know what happens at the surface of so-called “black holes”?This is where liquid vacuum is obtained. what seems to be emptiness is not actually emptiness and from it you can There's a lot more interesting stuff to shake out. don't believe me? - ask our valiant police. “Yes, I’m an elephant, an elephant, just don’t hit me in the kidneys!” GV> Learn physics... (without emoticon) It will be hard for me to live teaching physics without a smiley face! [WBR, Oleg. ] [ 10:57 1 February XXXV A.S. ]

Hello Roman! Mon 13-Nov-2000 12:17, you (500:812/5@ZXNet) wrote a letter to Arseniy Astapenko: RA> I can’t compare Minsk with Moscow, but I can compare St. Petersburg with Polotsk (I was there RA> this summer): prices are almost the same as ours Are we slowly moving towards a common ruble? Two years ago it was 10:1 in our benefit. RA> but our range and quality are definitely larger and higher RA> will be. Well, you’d better compare it right away with Berdichev or, say, with Nizhniye Perduny. How many people are there in St. Petersburg? And in Polotsk there are a hundred thousand, or even less. With best wishes, Vladimir.

Hello, Wladimir! Sat 11-Nov-2000 21:12, you (500:95/462@ZXNet) wrote a letter to Alexandr Kushnikov: AK>> Why then was she taken out of Moscow by train? WB> Long, green, smells like sausage? WB> So this is (c) Arkady Raikin :). WB> In fair (and open, by the way) criticism for artistry WB> it was always possible to bend it a little. Yeah, of course. We probably just like that, there’s nothing to do, the sausage is normal with They took us to the village... With best wishes, Vladimir.

*** Reply to the letter in the aria MY_MAIL (Letters for me). Hello, Vladimir! 13 Nov 00, 21:23, Vladimir Larkov wrote to Roman Alexandrov on the topic "": RA>> I can’t compare Minsk with Moscow, but I can compare St. Petersburg with Polotsk (I was there RA>> this summer): prices are almost the same as ours VL> Are we slowly moving towards a common ruble? Uh-huh. RA>> but our range and quality are definitely larger and higher RA>> will be. VL> Well, you’d better compare it right away with Berdichev or, say, with Nizhny VL> Farts. How many people are there in St. Petersburg? And in Polotsk there are a hundred thousand, or even less. Well, Moscow and Minsk are also in slightly different weight categories... Happy connections. Roman. ICQ 18451676 2:5030/597.90@FidoNet.Org roman@biogate.com 500:812/5@ZxNet http://members.xoom.com/strolling

Привет, All! === Hачало Windows Clipboard === From raver@dc-s.com Fri Mar 16 08:16:23 2001 Envelope-to: zxnet95@mail.ru Delivery-date: Fri, 16 Mar 2001 08:16:23 +0300 Received: from lmtp06.iname.net ([165.251.8.61] helo=smv679-leg.mail.com) by mx7.port.ru with smtp (Exim 3.14 #12) id 14dmZk-0001Mr-00 for zxnet95@mail.ru; Fri, 16 Mar 2001 08:16:23 +0300 Received: from mail.latnet.lv (mail.latnet.lv [159.148.108.208]) by smv679-leg.mail.com (8.9.3/8.9.1SMV2) with SMTP id UAA02977 for sent by ; Thu, 15 Mar 2001 20:38:17 -0500 (EST) Received: (qmail 25234 invoked from network); 16 Mar 2001 01:38:15 -0000 Received: from unknown (HELO dc-s.com) (159.148.65.15) by mail.latnet.lv with SMTP; 16 Mar 2001 01:38:15 -0000 Message-ID: <3AB16B99.B4D5A44D@dc-s.com> Date: Fri, 16 Mar 2001 03:25:45 +0200 From: raver X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.06 [en]C-Parks ISP (Win95; I) MIME-Version: 1.0 To: doods@speccy.scene Subject: votesheet Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit zdrastvuite uvazhaemie telezriteli err, prosto zapolnaite spektrumovskuju chast' votesheeta - eto vsego lish 10 strochek, no koneshno i o drugih platformah golosovat' ne zapresheno, osobenno budu rad votes'ami o BK-0010/0011!kak golosovat? za grup ljubih specializaciji, no takih, kotorie esho zhivi (mozhet i ne relizit, no vse esho derzhit duh nashego obshestvo, kak DR, PGS, EXODUS...). vovse ne takih kotorie uzhe tochno svalili (CBS, DMS, PTM, ESI etc). eto vsjo dlja bumazhnogo zhurnala kotorij budet zarelizen na mekka symposium party.. ogromnoe spasibo! raver of phantasy^dcs BLACKMARKET VOTESHEET no ascii, no stuff. hello there! i know, i know, i know... ten groups? what the hell this machine is? there is no scene on dc! snes is dead for ages! etc etc blah blah BUT! fill just these you know about and that's all! not all ten positions should be filled ofcourse, you can write even one group and thats all. else, all the demo and illegal groups are together under one platform, though ascii, gfx, music and perhaps some others are platform independent. and for the scenes which are really dead - hmm, just take and vote for an oldies! interesting to see as well. send this off to: raver@phantasy-hq.com thanks a lot mates, you help me to create something you will definitely enjoy later on ;) see ya at symmeka 2oo1!! handle: password: errr? group: platform: TOP 10 C64 GROUPS TOP 10 ATARI 8 BIT GROUPS 1) 1) 2) 2) 3) 3) 4) 4) 5) 5) 6) 6) 7) 7) 8) 8) 9) 9) a) a) TOP CPC GROUPS TOP 10 SPECCY GROUPS 1) 1) 2) 2) 3) 3) 4) 4) 5) 5) 6) 6) 7) 7) 8) 8) 9) 9) a) a) TOP 10 AMIGA GROUPS TOP 10 ATARI ST/FALCON GROUPS 1) 1) 2) 2) 3) 3) 4) 4) 5) 5) 6) 6) 7) 7) 8) 8) 9) 9) a) a) TOP 10 PC GROUPS TOP PSX GROUPS 1) 1) 2) 2) 3) 3) 4) 4) 5) 5) 6) 6) 7) 7) 8) 8) 9) 9) a) a) TOP 10 APPLE GROUPS TOP 10 DC GROUPS 1) 1) 2) 2) 3) 3) 4) 4) 5) 5) 6) 6) 7) 7) 8) 8) 9) 9) a) a) TOP 10 GBC GROUPS TOP 10 PS2 GROUPS 1) 1) 2) 2) 3) 3) 4) 4) 5) 5) 6) 6) 7) 7) 8) 8) 9) 9) a) a) TOP 10 MAC GROUPS TOP BK GROUPS 1) 1) 2) 2) 3) 3) 4) 4) 5) 5) 6) 6) 7) 7) 8) 8) 9) 9) a) a) TOP 10 ACORN GROUPS TOP 10 SNES GROUPS 1) 1) 2) 2) 3) 3) 4) 4) 5) 5) 6) 6) 7) 7) 8) 8) 9) 9) a) a) TOP 10 SEGA GROUPS TOP 10 NES GROUPS 1) 1) 2) 2) 3) 3) 4) 4) 5) 5) 6) 6) 7) 7) 8) 8) 9) 9) a) a) TOP 10 ASCII GROUPS TOP 10 MUSIC GROUPS 1) 1) 2) 2) 3) 3) 4) 4) 5) 5) 6) 6) 7) 7) 8) 8) 9) 9) a) a) TOP 10 BBC MICRO GROUPS TOP 10 NGPC GROUPS 1) 1) 2) 2) 3) 3) 4) 4) 5) 5) 6) 6) 7) 7) 8) 8) 9) 9) a) a) TOP 10 ATARI 2600 GROUPS TOP 10 C16/+4 GROUPS 1) 1) 2) 2) 3) 3) 4) 4) 5) 5) 6) 6) 7) 7) 8) 8) 9) 9) a) a) TOP 10 VIC20 GROUPS TOP 10 LINUX GROUPS 1) 1) 2) 2) 3) 3) 4) 4) 5) 5) 6) 6) 7) 7) 8) 8) 9) 9) a) a) TOP 10 JAVA GROUPS TOP 10 MSX GROUPS 1) 1) 2) 2) 3) 3) 4) 4) 5) 5) 6) 6) 7) 7) 8) 8) 9) 9) a) a) TOP 10 GFX GROUPS TOP 10 SAM COUPE GROUPS 1) 1) 2) 2) 3) 3) 4) 4) 5) 5) 6) 6) 7) 7) 8) 8) 9) 9) a) a) are you here? man, you rock! :) ===End of Windows Clipboard === Best regards, Evgeniy.

How's yours, All? Hello LyNx!!! I'm glad that there are still people who haven't thrown specy into the distance corner under the bed and trying to do something on it. Our Demo Party can be said to have already opened, everything depends now from participants, after recruiting a certain number of participants the voting results will be counted and the winner will be announced, You will find out all the details of participation on our website www.lisndas.boom.ru The purpose of this party is to bring Saintclerists together and so that we have at least some incentive to continue working for ZX-Spectrum. Well, I wish you all good luck if you wash anything!!! Good bye. P.S. A small request, if you have the opportunity and desire please Notify all spektrumists you know about this party. andrey_ds@chat.ru WBR, Lynx //YaLloo Bastards Family! [team ZX] [DnB] [GoA] [YAlLoo Bastards Family] [PLUt0N!um] [YOBLYA] [Point of no return] [YYE] [BoundLEss] [NIGGAZ]

Hello WoWan! Sun 25-Nov-2001 13:56, you (500:3432/2) wrote a letter to All: WN> I'm glad that there are still people who haven't thrown specy into the background __________^_________________^____________________^^^^^___ WN> corner under the bed and trying to do something on it. _________________________________^^^^^___ [...bbbbbblllueeee...] WN> The purpose of this party is to bring saintclerists together and ___________________________________________^^^^^^^^^^^^___ WN> so that we have at least some incentive to continue working for WN> ZX-Spectrum. 'Sanclerists

How's yours, Vladimir? 27 Nov 01 21:31, Vladimir Larkov -> WoWan Nickolaev: WN>> so that we have at least some incentive to continue working for WN>> ZX-Spectrum. VL> 'Cenclerists

Forwarded by Evgeny Poddubny Orig.Area: RU.ANEKDOT Orig.From: Alexandr Kutepov (2:5033/43.4@FidoNet) Orig.To : All () Orig.Subj: Orig.Date: Wed 20 March 2002 Orig.Time: 23:37:34 FWD ═══════════════════════════ How do you do, All, how is life? Two crows on the fence of the American spaceport watching the launch "Challenger". First (1) - Right now it’s about to fly! Second (2) - No, not a damn thing will fly, it will explode! 1 - Oh well, it will take off wherever it goes. 2 - Well, well... The Challenger takes off and explodes. 1 - Nakarkala! 2 (proudly) - I serve the Soviet Union!!! We will meet again... + Origin: And he didn’t even realize he was smelling it, and he died like a jackal! (2:5033/43.4) FWD ═══════════════════════════ SAYO:NARA, DO:ZO O-GENKI-DE, Evgeny Poddubny. @ZXNet 500:4232/1.777 | Fidonet 2:5045/78.777