Star Wars jokes (continued)

Get Msg, All! Something about "Star Wars" === Cut === .Every saga has its own chalo., says film slogan ma.Starry War I: The Phantom Menace.. Every- the saga has its ending - for- we mark, meaning circle- follow a series of articles about the epic her George Lucas, stretching Let's call four numbers of ours newspapers. Here are some more fun things - new facts into the treasury of the true fan of .Star Wars..Hap- ice. Although perhaps not last time... Brand name It has long been noted that some directors love to insert tags for dedicating your films puppies. Alfred Hitchcock appeared in all of his episodes tapes, and John Landis makes play in your friends' episodes - directors. And Lucas in every episode .Star Wars. forces co- any of the characters produced carry a sacramental phrase: .I have a bad feeling about- account of this.. She was given away by both Luke and Leia. and Han Solo, and SZRO, and Len- to Calrissian. And in .Episode I. her in the very first minutes of the program brews young Obi-Wan Ke- Noby (Ewan McGregor). Except besides, Lucas always has someone someone's limb is cut off. Old Obi-Wan - alien - nina bully, Darth Vader - Lu- ku, Luke - to the terrible beast you - ne, and then to Papa Darth. Jokes In some places George has a scatter- we are based on the plot of jokes that,alas, not everyone understands it. For example, in Jabba's palace Hutta (.Return of the Jedi.} there are dumb people lives with the names Klaatu, Barada and Nobody. These names are commands for robot from the cult HF film ma .The day the Earth stopped las. (1957). And when the Ewoks perform one Well, from your songs, viewers - the Swedes start laughing wildly, because in broken Swedish these alien bears are singing! Looks like it smells like bread. By the way, a curious thing: in car- not a word about Ewoks - we are tied hiring the name of this funny people only from the credits! Return of the Jedi filming- whether in a vigilant atmosphere espionage by the press, fans and just curiosity - yushchikh. To work in peace new situation, the studio went to incredible tricks - on - example, the person gave it to everyone - lu T-shirts with the inscription "Blue harvest, horror beyond the borders images", from which it followed, that cheap tril- ler category B. It didn't help. But everything was wrong Remember how R2D2 drives into the halls of Jabba the Hutt? First it was initially assumed that the camera will follow the android to Jabba's chambers, but from this had to be abandoned. De- The point is that the design of the palace included a staircase along which shorty robot just couldn't climb. Another example is not embodied - new ideas shine through in the words Han Solo, inferior to Thousand yearling falcon Lando Kal- Rissian to attack the second Stardy of Death: It feels like I I won’t see him again... And now... Indeed, Han should have lose your vessel, because According to the script, she died heroically along with the Death Star. But then Lucas decided it was cruel separate Solo from the ship, I just forgot to blot out the sadness - words from Harrison's hero Ford. And one last thing. Return Series tion of the Jedi in the naming project Revenge of the Jedi took place. But this name was fast hacked to death. George Lucas softly reminded the producers that standing Jedi cannot take revenge gut. The reverse side of a miracle Despite the gigantic budget you films of the series, Lucas all- where I tried to save on filming, showing the wonders of images retaliatory stinginess. Yes, pain- Most interiors and landscapes cycle - not expensive deco- walkie-talkies, and skillfully drawn backgrounds. Right where needed there are many extras, the director is not with a trembling hand he replaced them dummies. In crowd scenes 90% of the characters in the frame are car- tons! Even The Phantom Menace, on- stuffed with expensive special effects defects, bears traces strict cost savings. Yes, Palace of Queen Amidala Lu- did not build a cash register, but simply on- went to Naples for a suitable vil- lu. And the walkie-talkie on which the conversation says Ki-Gon Jinn (Liam Nison) - slightly modified Gillette razor for women! Future Sad news: 7, 8 and 9 s- Star Wars movies won't be released never. That's what George said, ho- you said a couple of years agothat they will be removed. good news: but parts 2 and 3 are coming inevitably. Episode II: Fall- Republic and Episode III: The rise of the Empire will be products in 2002 and 2005 respectively responsibly. Just wait patiently. May the Force be with us... Material stripes prepared Elena CHEKULAEVA PT#52'99 === Cut === *Crossposted in HARLANS.FILTERED *Crossposted in 529.VS.651 *Crossposted in 4311.LOCAL *Crossposted in KAMCHATKA.TALKS *Crossposted in ZX.TALKING [I.ZX] Warm greetings, Slava! [We don’t need the sun - the party is shining for us, we don’t need bread - give us work!]