Katsapy
ZXNet echo conference «zx.talking»
From Vitaly Kovalev → To All 3 December 2000
Hello, _All_!
*Katsaps*
(C) Les Podev'yanskyi forest.
It is dedicated to the national issue.
Executives:
Vladimip, Katsap.
Aleksandp, Katsap.
Hadezhda, katsapka.
Yemelyan, Katsap.
Valentyn, a minor katsap, son of Hadezhda.
Gpysha, bopets.
Mouse, boxing.
Tolya, son of Opanas.
Opanas, a co-opted ypkagan.
as well as
A voice from me, which belongs to a boiling fan.
Action first.
A veranda with a samovar and a grapevine near the blue sea. But it's quiet. Ha
Vyepands sit katsapa and play y kapty.
Aleksandp (to Hadezhda). Vladimip is yours in the game of Belmessa and petpit!
Vladim. He was angry with me, and now he is angry. Be angry, I'm alive...
Yemelyan So what are we now, the last two?
Hadezhda. Did you fall off the rope, you saty guy? Right now, the girls are a bit hot.
Alexander p. Vladimip, what did you come to do with someone else? If you look,
You explain it to me, and he sits like a Nepyssky, tumbling with an apple.
Hadezhda. Valentine, the Japanese god! Did you open the cat's eggs? your cat
what?
Valentine Mom, one little boy is busy...
Hadezhda. Look at me, Valentin!
Alexander p. Hadezhda, let him go to the monks! Are we playing or not?
Vladim. Nobody... The little boy is a fighting dog... Tell uncle - "Here you are,
And you, Uncle Aleksandp, open your eggs so that you will fuck less."
Valentine Come on, uncle Aleksand, and open your balls so that you can fuck
smallerAll katsaps are hot. And my little ones get up for a while and burp pleasantly
y run
Diya dpyga.
General carriage of the train. Gpysha, Misha, Tolya and Opanas are sitting on the benches.
They look out the window, clean the kitchen, drink tea from an aluminum cup
and in general they dare - as it is supposed to train.
Tolya (looking out the window). Dad, look at it - a dump truck.
Opanas (pats his son on the head). Here, my son, if you were to run away right now, where would you go?
that dump truck, that's how all the guts and you would be svapknyla.
Tolya Papa, look at it - gopi. Dad, were our people there?
Opanas (stroking Tolya's head). They beat me, son, they beat me with a knife.
Tolya Dad, did they stand there forever?
Opanas (smacks Tolya on the head). Shut up!!! No cunts!!! Already fucked father y
boards!
Mouse. It's a child, it doesn't understand that it's hard for dad.
Gpysha Are you traveling far?
Opanas. From the darkness!
Misha (gets wine). Dad, would you like to drink?
Opanas. Oh, fucking liver... Pour it in!
Tolya Dad, give me too!
Opanas. Ha! Just don't ask for money.
Everyone is drinking.
Opanas. I'm digging a hole in the mine, and I'm digging it (points to Tolya). Thanks to him
they said that they were boiling.
Tolya Dad, what's better - a gun or a tank?
Mouse. The tank is lighter, after five years, the cunt and the cunts. (With these words Misha
pours wine Opanasy, Gpyshi, Toli and himself).
Tolya Dad, I'm going to be an officer or a commander. And what's better -
officer or commander?
Gpysha But one hell of a ride!Opanas. Waflyonish, you are still studying at Ahvitsep.
Mouse. Say, Tolya, "you fucked me, dad, with your officers, I'm on my way
to boil Do you want to boil?
Tolya I'll stick to it!
The effect of friction.
Vyepanda with samovar and katsaps. But it washes well.
Vladimip (there are a lot of stones in the pyky). Hadezhda, look how I am a stone right now
bye!
Hadezhda. Why don't you, as a boy, respect yourself? Stand still now!
Vladim. Come on, let's have a good laugh, something will make you jump. (Vladimir
throws pebbles into the sea, which immediately sinks).
Hadezhda. Hey, what happened? What, isn't it a shame?
Yemelyan Vladimip, the stone is flat, you have to hit it. Here's a look at what you have -
jump five times!
Hadezhda. Like boys, oh my god. People are looking around, phone calls are ringing.
Vladim. Shut up, Kypva, or I'll kill you too!
Ispygana Khadezhda is silent. Vladimir and Yemelyan throw stones. Aleksandp, envy
them, finds a huge pebble and, waving it, runs down.
Alexander p. While you were messing around, I found something! (Aleksandp shows
Vladimipy and Emelyany slippery positive pebbles and throws her in my mouth).
A voice from my mouth. Oh, I'm a fucking kiny now somehow!!!
A war veteran in swimming trunks and with pads on his hairy legs climbs out of the water. One
His leg is 10 centimeters shorter than the others.
Vetiepan (to Alexander). I'm a fucking cunt, so my dear hospital
take it, but you are gone!!!Valentine (to Alexander). Uncle Alexander! What do you want, uncle cripple eggs otkpytit,
so that you fornicate less?
An alarming silence, the current on the floor is getting stronger and stronger.
Act four.
The general carriage of the scheduled train. Drunk Gpysha, Misha, Opanas and others are sitting at the table
Tolya is having a secular conversation.
Misha (to Gpysha). I'm sitting in the Baltic States, with a stairwell style - fuck you
done! Mydak comes in and says: "This is my place, can you sit down?". And I
I say: "Hey, you're crazy, maybe you'll sit down yourself!"
Mouse. I would be such a fool!
Gpysha I respect you for that, Misha, that you are a sandman.
Mouse. In them, in the fucking Baltics, everything is not written in our way on the streets. And ask
whatever, he will look like this at first, and then type something in his own way,
No one understands Pysian. And there are only a few people in them, yes (showing a pykoy by the side
heads) still nothing, and the rest is a joke.
Gpysha And what, and how is it not written in our way?
Mouse. By the way, your mother, what will happen to me?
Opanas (to Toli). Son, look at it - it's okay!
Tolya (looks at the old man without enthusiasm). Papa, but mine is bigger, yes
can't you see the other runner?
Opanas. You can see through binoculars.
Tolya And if the binoculars are broken, then can it be seen?
Opanas. Well, you can see what you're going to see!
Tolya Dad, what about our running?
Opanas (sinister). There are katsaps...
Everyone is ominously silent. The train stops, shouts of "We've arrived!" and abusive
gypt my.
Act five.Vyepanda with a samovar [and katsaps]. But the water is rising fast. Katsaps sit on
vepandi
Alexander p. It's a pagoda, Hadezhda, the owner won't chase the dog away.
Hadezhda. If I knew that you were such a dolboyob, I would rather go to Seleip with Tofim
sat down, why are we pulling for something here with you...
Alexander p. You are not angry with me, Hadezhda, I left you because of Tofim's mother
on forks and vyvyepny nahyy]!
Includes Opanas, Tolya, Misha and Gpysha.
Mouse. Oh, look... Katsaps...
Gpysha (with a Moscow accent). How is the pagoda in Moscow?
Vladim. I saw something funny...
Opanas. What a bitch... Katsaps are always so understanding - but they don't understand...
Opanas (approaches Vladimir menacingly). Take off your pants! Fuck you every day!
Yemelyan Pazvolte, you are not at home!
Misha, Gpysha, Opanas and Tolya fuck katsaps. Katsaps scream in deep voices.
Hadezhda. Damn you, I hate you!!! I would support you all!!!
Opanas (fucked by Hadezhdy). Silently kypva, where men pazgavapivayut!
The cries subside. But there is a mad rush, the battered bodies of the katsaps are lying there.
Tolya Dad, say goodbye!
Opanas (fucks Tolya). You can fuck with skis so that you don't squirm,
father for you, what, the city is standing, huh?
Suddenly, a terrible hissing sounds - it's a Katsap Samovap. He boiled. He
he hisses in anticipation of the rush and menacingly jumps on the spot. All are welcome
they look at the self-driving car. Normally, the samovar curtain closes slowly.Завiса.
Good bye!
From Alexey Ivanov → To Eugene Palenock 24 December 2000
Hello, Eugene!
22 Dec 00 18:12, Eugene Palenock -> Alexey Ivanov:
TG>>> But in my opinion, no. What do you have - "g" with a tail
TG>>> (є), or reverse “e” (ї)?
AI>> Whoever has “cool” software is the one with the “g” tail. And y me
AI>> everything is fine.
EP> However, after _your_ quoting, the letters are spoiled. So the software
EP> you are crooked, as I expected. If he were fine
EP> converted from CP1125, then with the answer this would remain, and I would
EP> ysaw everything as it should despite your +7FIDO.
They are still displayed normally for me. after my quotation many people see
normal letters. And since you don’t see them even now, this is just an indicator
the curvature of your software. And a manic passion to look through the klydzhi, which
Why don't they need it - it's already a disease.
Best regards, Alexey