[FWD] UK visa refusal or how often do you sleep with your husband (2/2)

============================================================================== * Forwarded by Alexej Antipov (500:95/468.6) * Region : RU.ANTIVIZA (/2065) * From: Alexander Netuzhilov, 2:5030/497.601 (23 Jan 01 23:18) * To: All, * Topic: refusal of an English visa or how often do you sleep with your husband (2/2) ============================================================================== === Cut === AN: I didn’t take you inside, knowing that you were in the “torture room” anyway You will be alone with your tormentors. and even earlier appreciating yours charming age (25 years old) and the fact that your passport is clean - I gave you an estimate - only 40% for giving you a visa. MM: in the morning they threatened me “not to be late!”, but the interviewer himself the official was 40 minutes late! I spent all this time in the hall. One day two English clerks were walking down the hall and one of them threw the other gomu (in English, which I know well!) “Again these Russians- What bitches are heading to England!!" Finally I was invited to the “torture room”. this is a small space you, one wall made of armored glass. on the other side of the glass two men are hanging out - the English consul and our Russian guy-trans- driver the translator, as required by etiquette, makes a mirror absolutely not an emotional translation, so it is impossible to understand on whose side of his sympathy. The consul is a real reptile. his first question was- How do you feel before the upcoming INTERROGATION? Every 15 minutes this question was repeated. AN: what other questions were asked during the “interrogation”? MM: there were a lot of them... for example? - you just said that you speak English. why are you chose an interview in Russian? - you cannot receive as much money as you indicated in the papers, unless you and your boss have a “special relationship.” you lied me regarding your income level? AN: wow!! "special relationship"! Those. this man is straight hinted to you that you were fucking the boss! MM: not directly, but hinted! and also: you write that you have been married for a long time. does that mean you know your husband well? how many times a day do you make love to him?! AN: wow! You should have a tape recorder there. I know that they take away bags there at the entrance, but modern voice recorders can be hidden anywhere. be You have a tape recorder, this brute's career would be over. MM: yeah... AN: Masha? MM: what? AN: he didn’t ask what positions you fuck in? MM: stop it, I'm not in the mood for jokes. AN: then let's talk seriously. I'm sorry, I'm not the English consul, but I am I also don’t believe that in a Russian company (not a joint venture) in poor St. Petersburg In times of crisis, you get paid 550USD. This was before August 17th. a now... tell me honestly, how much is there? 150? 200? MM: probably 180USD.AN: see, if I don't have any special information other than myself... my general rel. state of affairs in the federal subject of St. Petersburg. a here is the consul, for whom the intelligence of an entire state works. MM: but you don’t want to say that there is no companies where the big boss's secretary would receive 550USD? AN: I don’t know any of these among purely Russian companies. until August 17th it was full. I don’t know now. What other questions did this official ask? MM: to be more convincing, we came up with a version that Zhenya, my husband, met James in Sweden. They are both computer scientists and It was on this basis that friendship began. Then the two of us supposedly had to eat to go to England for Christmas, but at the last moment Zhenya couldn’t work. According to this version, it turned out that James and I had never saw each other. and now the consul asks: - so, as I understand it, you want to go to a person who has never never seen it in your life? Well, I answer yes, what’s wrong with that? What other questions were asked? Well, for example: how are you going to get to England? I had the answer ready: on a cheap KLM flight. Another question: how much money are you going to spend in the periods you specified? 9 days tour? I said - 2000USD. he didn't believe it. AN, this is just strange... New Year's discounts. shopping.MM another question - why if you want to go on your own, in the invitation it says “the inviter bears all expenses” I answered “I don’t know. But your colleagues, consuls of other countries, demand this phrase.” many countries of Western Europe". the consul replied that he knew nothing about this AN is lying, dog MM is lying, of course. These were the questions that went around in circles for almost two hours. I repeat, they flavored with phrases: “how the INTERROGED feels during the INTERROGATION” AN well, what happened then? MM: and then he suddenly said these words: “It’s as if everything is clear to me! I’m not satisfied with the results of the interview - vaniya. It seems unusual to me that a person wants to visit my country, without knowing the inviter personally. I refuse your visa!!" AN: more... MM: Then they left. and they gave me my salary and a refusal document, where I found his signature. They asked me to sign too. I read and signed- la. All. the passport was ruined by this same refusal stamp. AN: you asked when you can repeat your visa request? MM: yes, they told me that any time, even tomorrow. really, it's necessary again pay 60USD per attempt. and also - at a new interview I I will be required to show this refusal document. AN: oh well. There are worse troubles in life. MM: I've never been treated so badly in my life... AN: baby, have you never been in a KGB prison? I know it's not. hang outwould have spent a day or two in the bullpen of the Red Banner Vyborg border post Seriously, a conversation with this asshole would seem like a friendly get-together to you. MM: you told me. but I felt very bad and here's why. me insulted by an official of a foreign state. and I have nowhere to complain - Xia. no one is interested in the problem of a Russian citizen facing dealing with blatant injustice. I can't call a briefing for journalists and the Russian media will not condemn offensive acts twiya of English officials admitted to an ordinary citizen of Russia. and I believe more and more that my husband and I did the right thing, submitting documents for permanent residence in Argentina. AN: where did you see doubts in my eyes?? With best wishes, A. Netuzhilov contact tel. (812)273-8111, fax (812)325-3625, mail. address: 195253, post office box 27 E-mail: alex@travel.ru, AutostopNaAltai:www.freebee.techno.ru/pherdelance + Origin: Nothing can stop Energizer!! (2:5030/497.601) ================================================================================ Hello All! Sincere via, Alexej aka Marillion.