[FWD] 4hF: Satya Goblina 'About Teletubbies'

================================================================================ * Forwarded by Alexey Ivanov (500:95/100) * Region : HUMOR.FILTERED (Filtered humor) * From: Tony Leontyev, 2:5020/517.517 (18 Jul 01 01:12) *To: All * Topic: 4hF: Satya Goblin 'About Teletubbies' ================================================================================ Hello, All! I cried. :))))))))))) ******************** I woke up early one morning and didn’t want to sleep anymore. Get up too I didn't want to. I decided to lie down and soak up some more time under the warm blanket. I lit it at the same time Sony-Trinitron, so that you can watch something pleasant in the morning, relaxing broadcast for the people. Some kind of children's pedagogy has begun, through 5 minutes of watching which I almost relaxed and went straight to bed. In general, I don’t know how my Sony-Trinitron showed this (maybe such a phenomenon only y me on the screen), but I saw sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooofofoft ofoftofoftofoft-of-of-of-the-time They start jumping around the screen and four pot-bellied multi-colored plush creatures jumping and talking like birds voices. I don't know who they are or where they came from. I think they were born nearby from the epicenter of a nuclear explosion. There are some strange things on everyone's head structures: either horns, or antennas, or hell, you’ll understand what. And y everyone yours. While watching, I find out their names: Tinky-Winky, Dipsy, La-La and Po. Yes:It couldn't be more stupid: In their stomach, as I understand it, there is an electronic circuit. Because that where normal people have a navel, they have cathode ray tube. Although, I do not rule out that they took advantage advanced technologies and upgraded their gastrointestinal tract to LCD monitor. It is lighter and less susceptible to shaking. Considering that they are jumping there on the lawn, running and sticking out like complete idiots. Battery for the food for all this crap, I think, is in their heads. After all, only stupid With a leaden head you can think of giving away such crap to people! However, in order. Earlier in the morning. The sun rises with a face from the present baby. A kind of head of Professor Doyel in infancy. Climbs out of the ground periscope and surveys the area. Looks like there's some kind of underground boat there roams the expanses of their country. Our gunsmiths are resting. Interesting, maybe there y Do they have ground torpedoes? Four mutant freaks jump out of the hatch of the underground boat. They are waving with their little hands (or whatever they call it) and greet the venerable to the public. All this continues for about a minute and a half or two. After running around the lawn for a bit, they gather in a heap on the highest hill in their area. Along the terrain and giant rabbits run across, which are these miracle creatures, unlike They are not afraid of me at all. There is also some kind of mega-vacuum cleaner driving around there, which itselfcleans everything up. Damn, what technology has come to! I like the vacuum cleaner the most - he plows like Papa Carlo, cleaning up the teletubbies' food life activity. I wouldn't refuse such a vacuum cleaner either. So, the Teletubbies lined up: 'Be equal! Attention!' After which one of them presses presses a secret button on his body and his monitor tummy begins to glow. At first there is crazy interference, it’s impossible to see a damn thing. And then synchronization by frames and lines is restored and the display begins some kind of storm. Like how children need the right kimono and boxing gloves dress, how to eat cream from vases, how to fry sausages over a fire, and how to make a fire:. And a lot of other nonsense. This is where I don’t understand. Let's say a plot involving making a fire. Always, at all times times, everyone stood up as one to fight for training and adherence to technique hot work safety. In particular, all children (and I suffered as a child) such a fate) they taught not to play with fire, not to touch matches without adult supervision, and especially not to light fires. And here you are welcome! All fireproof propaganda down the drain! Damn, we are raising these young pioneers with some help TV freaks. Moreover, all (ALL!) the plots shown by them are repeated twice. Why the hell? - the question arises. Apparently, for the most gifted. To make it better remembered. It seems that they only show this kind of horror in childhood. And in yourpersonal they probably play porn. They really love to hug. Gangbang, Mlyn: Next, after watching a video about nothing twice, small The monsters begin the romantic part. Someone is dancing, someone is kicking a ball, someone rolls down a hill like a sausage: And everyone harasses each other so that kept him company. Hmm: Anyone who heard their bazaar will understand: Ellochka the Ogre from '12 Chairs' resting. These fruits have an even smaller vocabulary. All the way you hear the current : Oh, Ay, Ah, and erotic sighs and moans. And this is already child pornography smells! It means that everything shown for children in this program is already pornography. All this crap ends with a long, stupid and boring goodbye . However, they greeted each other in exactly the same way. Announcer in a tender voice The satisfied fagot calls the names of the TV guys, who in turn wave with your paws and little hands and again you hear several times: 'Bye! Bye!'. And so each in turn. Then they repeat this procedure again. Probably for those who has not yet realized that everything is finally ending. Not recommended watch this story with a full stomach. The consequences may be obvious. After a general farewell to the venerable public, the mega-monsters say goodbye individually and jump into the hatch of their underground boat. To the dive! More precisely, to digging in.It’s not entirely clear why they don’t jump into the hatch twice and are immersed. It may not be clear to some! Authors of the idea: Ann Wood and Andy Davenport should have thought this through better. However, the creators need give credit where credit is due. To come up with such TV nonsense from a madman and spread it throughout to the whole world, here, you know, not everyone can do: The idea probably came from an excursion to a local mental hospital. Well, everything seems clear here, they made money for the idea, without really caring about neuropsychic state of children. Maybe English kids are a YP thing? they do, but in our conditions this thing doesn’t really work out. My son is 9 years old I looked at it and rated it in one word: it sucks! It is true. In my opinion these are Teletubbies make children not understand today's world as it is. It seems to me that children who grew up under the television education of television never will. The world will be populated by idiots who will walk the Earth shout at every corner, waving your arms: 'Hello! Hello! Bye! Bye! '. And so by twice. Bpppp! It's scary to imagine. However, an interesting thing is noticed here. Overseas guys give out one thing extreme, such as continuous wars and violence in cartoons, then the other extreme - complete stupefaction and immersion in nirvana from teletubbies and the like. Indeed There are few worthwhile masterpieces for children, you can count them on one hand. In conclusionmy thoughts, I would like to note that the only positive hero in this telebredy - blue vacuum cleaner! And I strongly recommend keeping your children stay away from the TV during the broadcast of the mega-stupid series: Telepyziki. Watching Teletubbies yourself will be useful in the morning after a heavy libations last night. At the same time, there should be a basin and clean towel I assure you - it will come in handy! Bayushki, All! ================================================================================ Hello, All! And I have a toy: “Kill the Teletubby!” called ;) The vacuum cleaner there collects the urns with ashes... ;))) Best regards, Alexey