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From Vyacheslav Mednonogov → To All 27 August 2000
*Crossposted in ZX.TALKING
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sei glucklich, All.. ;)
> day 1
> sat, 19.08.00
I woke up to music screaming in my ears. Dan has a program installed on his computer -
alarm clock - great, I want one too.. somehow I opened my eyes and went
I washed my face. I found Dan and splashed water on him too. he really is such a wash
didn't approve. ")
Somehow we got ready, went to the subway - there Dan had an arrow with
friends. decided not to trample our feet prematurely and take a bus ride,
in which, accordingly, the conductor was found. special desire to show
Denis did not show his travel card, which is why a small scandal broke out -
it was fun, especially for me. look from the side. ") cries of the insulted in the best
the feelings of the conductor were adequately perceived by the other passengers, in
as a result of which half the bus turned on us.. ")
met the right person on the subway, got to the party place without incident; there
sleep-deprived participants in yesterday's chaos were revealed. all night theywandered somewhere in parks and forests, as eloquently evidenced by their
trousers and shoes. and the Belarusians were again close to a state of complete inability to stand. ")
since they were not yet allowed into the cinema, a small number of us solemnly left
to some nearby children's playground (not yesterday's ")).
the raiser settled down to sleep on the swing, someone was always trying to pester him
shake, in response to which the shaken cursed dirty. showed up in the nearest
surrounded by three new men from somewhere near Moscow - JC_Andy, Nap and Moonwalker
aka Duckling. I saw the latter a couple of times somewhere in the dry sea, he also saw me,
so it was impossible to call them complete strangers. ")
NEP soon had a desire to write his nickname on his forehead (due to the lack
badge, apparently ")). the snake - a kind carcass - decided to help him with this, and
tried his best. a three-letter word - "NAP" - was written out in the best
traditions of aski skill. however, it greatly interfered with the viewing of this art
NEP bangs. however, this thrifty comrade discovered a large
the number of rubber bands that he decided to use directly
purpose, that is, to tie your hair with them. initially it was decided simply
remove them from my forehead, which I immediately put into practice. but NEP
was not satisfied with this and suggested using his carcass as an objectbraiding. I didn’t mind, - why should we, boars, be afraid of water, - and
Soon the brave fidoshnik had about eight pieces on his head.. uh.. well, with
If desired, they could be called ponytails. The spectacle was, IMHO, picturesque. ")
arrived randomly, and not just like mere mortals, but in some chic
limousine; truly, all that was missing was a canopy overhead and a brocade carpet
to the cinema doors. ")
then a rather uncivil and disorderly queue formed at the entrance
to this very cinema. dynamized us for a long time, then they started launching
several people each. Max told me that admission is free for girls, why
I was very happy. but I rejoiced early - the controllers said that neither
Haven't heard of anything like this. I shrugged my shoulders phlegmatically and was already getting ready
pay, but at that very moment Random showed up out of nowhere and had
I did not fail to clarify this fact. he was indignant, gave the inspectors a dressing down,
and there were no more such bugs.. ")
Soon our company gathered with a relatively full complement and we moved to
hall, where they sat for some time, admiring the “paid” stamps that
were placed on hand by controllers. a natural question arose, what will happen,
if you want to wash yourself from Saturday to Sunday. the fee for both days was the same
- 60 rubles, and the stamp, therefore, had to be protected from accidental
erasing....and if it were hot, everyone would go swimming.. hmm.. interesting idea. ")
one of our Novgorodians who arrived today - Andy Simon - just
it was a birthday. I think Drew won’t forget this “new year” for a long time. "))
however, it was not possible to relax for a long time - a random guy came on stage to
announce that the party has begun. somehow it was immediately clear that his favorite phrase was
“Well, that’s probably all...” she was usually present in all of his
short (but succinct) speeches. ")
I probably won’t describe the party itself - my head is spinning when I remember,
there were so many different things there. I’ll just say that the first day was spekovsky
- we started with pictures, then we played music, then there were intrusions and, finally,
demos.. whoever saw them knows, whoever hasn’t seen them, anyway, nothing from my words
won't understand. ")
The music there, from the Spectrum, I must say, is something with something. I personally
I couldn’t stand it for long and went for a walk along the corridor. and many others, instead
to sit in the hall, they walked back and forth and enthusiastically smoked.
voting was supposed, of course, but the forms for it were not ready,
therefore, people were asked to write down their scores on a piece of paper somewhere, and then,
when the opportunity and means arise, rewrite it where it should be.
the atmosphere overall was amazing. simply amazing, there’s no other way to put it.
the cinema hall itself looked very cozy (especially when only theultraviolet illumination), color music was dragged from somewhere, with
Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be a traffic light placed on its side, and the general
The only thing that spoiled the impression was - what is it called? I don’t remember - flashing light,
flashes of which hit the eyes and terribly affected the nerves.
and their computer, by the way, was glitchy. and they themselves are to blame, there was nothing wrong with Mazda-98
bet on it. If they had set it to 95, everything would have worked. "R
during some regular break, someone shouted “random here!”
Not far from us, several people responded in unison: “Snow-gu-ro-chka!”
in the evening they held an auction - a random person announced the sale of 10 T-shirts with
logo tsts000; the starting price was 100 rubles, however, afair, it is much
didn’t rise - they all went at 120 or 140..
however, the people got excited, there were cries for a random one to be put up on
selling your pants. I think they would "pull" a lot more T-shirts,
taken together.. "))
The random room was rented only until 19-00. Until then, view everything
We didn’t have time, we left a couple of demos for tomorrow. crowd crawling out of the cinema
Fidoshnikov began furiously thinking about her future plans. ours with the snake
The “plan” to spend the night at a random apartment fell through, but, fortunately, again
The irreplaceable Denis appeared on the horizon. it was decided to gather a party and
go to the lakes to drink beer, and then act according to circumstances.however, despite the cries of “o-zer-ki! boo-ha!”, many people did not come to us
nailed it. To be honest, I don’t remember the original line-up of the party - half
filtered out or strayed along the way. something logical happened in the subway
There was a split in the carriages - the Amizhniki climbed into one, the pisishniks into the other. true,
After a while, the Amizhniki still crawled over to us. ")
they will all be there! "R
after a change of trains took place at the technological site, one of the most ardent
and the out-of-touch Amizhniks - FMS - drew attention to my badge. but it is necessary
to say that I did it on the last day before leaving, at work, on
a quick hand, they didn’t give me a chance to work on it properly, so I went there
squeezed in only what came to mind at that moment - the name, and not
painfully readable font (there was no time to select), teams and addresses
- fidoshny and soap. so the trick was that as tims I entered
[LUNAtics] and [WIN95 - rulezz!]. if the first one was enough for everyone
purple, then the reaction to the second was, let’s say, ambiguous. although, however,
the snake claimed that for _this_ they would kill me right away. not killed, but some
they even agreed, in full accordance with the joke “that you are all Windows
Are you scolding 95? There are already 2000!”
but this Amiga guy clearly couldn’t digest a word consisting of three letters and two numbers.
began to inquire who I was; pounding your fist on your chest covered with a T-shirtwith the inscription "amiga", he issued a phrase like "don't tell me that she
coder! If she’s a coder, then I’ll eat my shirt!” of course, right away
several good little people (including me and Denis) rushed to convince him
the fact is that I am a coder. However, he did not eat the T-shirt, citing
that this is not a shirt.
to hush up the topic, he switched to barking at my team. got up immediately
cool flame, in which at least half of those standing nearby took part.
At first Denis mostly bothered him, then I took the floor for the sake of a break. how
once at this time this man said that Windows95 is Mazda, since he has
On a good machine everything hangs and doesn't work. Me: “Obviously, it doesn’t work! It’s just
Your hands are crooked!" indignant Amiga: “Well, yes, shazz! Here on my Amiga
somehow everything works!" I: “Well, that’s what I’m saying - your hands are crooked!”
after such an attack, he fell silent, puzzled, for a couple of seconds, during which
people who digested my phrase were writhing with laughter.
the discussion, of course, did not end there and continued until the arrival
these comrades to their station. the debaters did not pay attention to those standing next to them,
so efficient people in the person of me and another person fucked excellent and
very expressive photos.. ") we drove on, still kidding.
It was unanimously decided to subscribe to ru.amiga and cause chaos there. ")On the way, a duckling left us to see off some friends, asked us to wait for him
in the lakes near the metro it takes about 20 minutes. So, when we arrived at the place, we slowly gasped.
there are only 7 people left - denis, his friend drone, me, snake, jc, nap and
another man - sorry, I don’t remember the name.. =(
so as not to waste time, we had a little snack at a nearby kiosk - there
sausages in dough were sold quite well. then Denis and the drone went out for drinks
and a snack, while the others remained to guard the duckling. the last one, however, to appear
I was in no hurry. Dan and the drone have already returned, Hare was discovered somewhere nearby -
also with a company of fidoshniks - who promised to wait for us in order to go
to the lake together. and the duckling kept disappearing somewhere. in the end we decided that
We wait out another “influx” of people and move on from here. maybe he's even home
went. According to Murphy's law, "you always find what you lost in your last pocket"
the duckling appeared just when we had already picked up our bags and sharpened our skis
away from the metro...
Hare and his comrades did not wait for us. Dan headed to where he thought
According to calculations, these same comrades could settle down to rest. but after passing
a relatively short distance, we found a good place for a fire -
even with fairly clear traces of a recent fire - and there they decided
to land on the moon. part of the people immediately started looking for firewood, the rest begansort out bags. There were enough products for a full-fledged hidden party.
desires too. so the party was organized.
originally it was planned to sit by the fire until 23-30, and then
spread across the flats. but we started a little late - around 22-30, but not yet
tried to light a fire, this and that... in general, we decided not to disperse into such
early, but spending the night in the open air is romantic, however. ")
although at least one person would be happy to send this romance to
long hike. and that man was the serpent. for him, poor fellow, for the last time
I only got to sleep on Wednesday, before the Voronezh residents arrived. since then I had to
suffer. ")
however, this was expressed only in the fact that he stubbornly refused to use
alcohol. so there was always one sober person in our company.
I say “one” because I got divorced for beer.. ") as they say, for 04/22/00
The snake and I are even. except that _he_ can't drag me
I had to. "))
so... they lit a fire, for which they pulled from all corners of the world
logs; for kindling, someone (afair duck) donated a roll of toilet paper;
one of the logs was adapted as a seat (and it was hard, and
Then my loin hurt until Wednesday ")). There was some kind of log
thrown into the fire with all its might, which led to cries of protest from
sides next to_the_fire_sitting..I remember the night itself rather vaguely - firstly, it was dark, and secondly, the beer
doesn't do any good. ") but definitely didn't get bored. I remember that duckling
for some reason he climbed a tree (maybe for apples? "))); that somewhere is enough
someone disappeared for a long time, then was found; that it was cool, and the fire
infection, constantly trying to go out, and his guys no less constantly
inflated..
at 5 o'clock, that is, an hour before the metro opened, it occurred to NEP and the duckling
set sail, why - shrouded in mystery and darkness. jc left with them. and we still
we sat lazily for a while near the dying fire and talked about life
and went to look for a way to Denis.. ")
Moreover, our progress had to be filmed on a video camera. Dana and the snake struck
in the manner of Beavis and Butt-head, in the interpretation of Merlin, so it was a spectacle
something else. but personally I had one thought - to plop down somewhere and pull out
legs. so when we finally got to Denis’s apartment, I
just a second" lay down on the bed..
luck you! ;)
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