As promised, I’m throwing in School humor:

================================================================================ * Forwarded by Arseniy Astapenko (500:95/462.17) * Area : BOCHAROFF.MUST.DIE ("Radical humor and anti-humor") * From : Lena Petrenko, 2:5018/1.1@fidonet.org (September 28, 2000 10:25) * To : All * Subj: As promised, I’m throwing in School humor: ================================================================================ It’s especially heartwarming about the girl. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% > Forward by Lena Petrenko (2:5018/1.1) from DOLGOPA.TALKS From : Alexander Kurishev ( 2:5020/1308.9 ) Wednesday September 27 2000 To: All Subj: As promised, I’m throwing in School humor: %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% * Originally in DOLGOPA.TALKS *Crossposted in 1308.LOCAL *Crossposted in DS.LOCAL Khayushki, Dear All! So, as you may have guessed, I work at a school as a computer science teacher. I decided let the children fill out a questionnaire, the funniest answers to questions in my opinion I’m publishing it now. Technical information regarding the application form: numbers questions - these are the numbers of questions in the questionnaire, if there was no answer for some question funny answer, I’m not asking the question, so the questions are not in order. Answers to questions are given as the questionnaires are checked, so they are not sortedby class. Answers that are incorrect but understandable are not considered funny definition. I don’t give two identical answers. Grammar saved original, did not specifically correct errors. Hey, here we go: :-) === Cut === No. 4. What operating systems did you work in? (8g) Norton commander, Volkov Commander. (8g) Windows '97, '96. (7a) Microsoft Word. (7a) In the file . (7a) Printing, printer, games. No. 5. What office programs are you familiar with? (8g) My documents, My computer. (9g) In orth. (8a) Microsoft office. No. 6. What genres of games do you like the most? (7a) Impressive. No. 8. Have you played games online? How was the connection made? (9d) No, via modem. (8a) No, I don’t have Internet. (9g) Played. Communication was carried out by connecting several computers. No. 9. Do you know what the Internet is? (7b) Of course yes, local network. (9c) Huge TV network. (8d) The whole world is on the screen. (7a) Network of connections. (7a) Interplanetary network. (8a) Yes, this is a device for information. No. 10. Do you know what Fidonet is? (9c) Vyatli. (8g) Single game. (8g) 1000+ No. 12. What is the maximum number of colors that can be simultaneously appear on the monitor? (7b) 250000. (7b) All colors of the gamut. (7b) 3. (7b) From 600 to 2000. (9c) 200. (9c) 16. (9c) ~980. (10a) 230. (8g) 56-156. (7a) I think 360. (7a) It depends on what computer. For example Sony - 7 colors.(9g) 230 plus or minus 50. (8a) 32 Mb colour. No. 13. What types of monitors do you know? (7b) Liquid crystalline. (7b) Liquid, crystalline. (8d) 133, 233, 333. (8a) Pentyym, Note Book. (9g) Liquid crystal and solid crystal. No. 14. What types of printers do you know? (7a) big, small. (9g) Powder, laser. (9c) uterine, string. (8a) Stringed. No. 15. Give the main differences between windows 98, 98se, 98me. (8d) Background, splash screen (maybe). No. 19. What programming languages ​​would you like to learn in class? (9c) English. (7a) Cyrillic. (9d) Impossible concept. No. 20. What is the maximum data transfer speed (in bytes) via modem on lines MGTS? (8d) A few seconds. (8g) 16 MB, 32 MB. (7a) 3,000,000,000 km/s. (9d) It’s different for everyone. No. 21. Will knowledge of computer science be useful to you in the future? For what? (8a) Yes, in order to have acquaintance on the computer in the future. No. 23. What level do you want to achieve by attending classes? (8a) regular user. No. 24. Can you assemble a computer yourself from components? (8a) No, I'm a girl. No. 27. How many contacts do SIMM and DIMM microcircuits have, and what kind of microcircuits are they? (9d) Microcircuits are the structure of a computer reduced in size. No. 29. What is the difference between a folder, a file, a directory and a directory? (7b) The directory has the most information, the directory has less, then the folder, and then fail.(7b) The directory contains the most information, the directory has less, the file has more less and the folder is the smallest. (7b) Dimensions. (7b) There are a lot of directories in the directory, there are a lot of folders in them, there are a bunch of files in them. (7b) The file is the active part of the program. (7b) Content. (9c) Opportunities. (9c) These are different things. (10c) A file is where information is written, a folder is information. (10a) The amount of stored information. (10a) The folder contains files and is contained in the program, the file contains information. (10a) A folder contains files, a directory contains a folder, and a directory contains a directory. (8d) A file is the content of all schemes in windows, a folder is the content of all documents. (8g) Name (8g) In terms of capacity, the file consists of several folders. (11a) Size, containing information. === Cut === The profile of one person (grade 8a) sank into my soul so much that I couldn’t help but bring all the funny answers on this questionnaire are generalized (I personally cannot imagine the course works of thought, and you?-) Q: Do you have the opportunity to work on a computer, and if so, where? A: Yes, my sister is at home. Q: Do you know what the Internet is? A: Yes, this is an information device. Q: What programming languages ​​would you like to learn in class? A:English. Q: Will knowledge of computer science be useful to you in the future? For what? A: Of course, I want to be a programmer. Q:Can you assemble a computer yourself from components? A: No, I'm a girl.This is how we learn... ;-) Bye'nki, Alexander Kurishev. Dark blue VAZ-21061, A632UK50rus, without a turret. ;) -+- Stop smoking - get on your skis! --- + Origin: Stop smoking - you will not be offended by your health!. (2:5020/1308.9) %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Hi, All. 73! Lena ================================================================================ Hello, All! Kind of funny :) 2:5015/133.29@FidoNet was with you Ars^FTL mailto:arseniy@pochta.by