Fwd: the real story

////////////////////// /// Forwarded by: Costa Pilnik <500:3432/4> /// From: RU.BAIKA (RU.BAIKA) /// From: Roman Tsarev <2:5020/1490.19> /// K: Kostya Rohlin <2:5019/21.27> /// Topic: real story /// Date: 06/23/02 11:46:10 ========================= Well, Kostya, hello in general! June 22, 2002 (and it was then 18:23) Kostya Rohlin in his letter to All wrote: KR> Yesterday Toko personally witnessed the following story: KR> My friend was returning home from the dacha the other day. On the way he had to Is Lena Golovach studying with you by any chance? We got shaggy stories for real Tell stories that happened to you. Just some kind of kindergarten. AOT. Tale. It does not pretend to be reliable, although anything can happen. The guys went night fishing for catfish. We took spinning rods, hot drinks, etc. The river is a spit, 50-60 meters wide, but deep. In general, we refueled alcohol, and it was already dark. Well, we left all our spinning rods and set bells and went to finish drinking. One had a fried sparrow as a nozzle, shot just now with a slingshot. They say the catfish is in ecstasy from the smell of burning feathers Well, after a while his bell and rattle rang. The coil slowly began to crackle. Well, he hooks and let's drag. Nevermind. Dead, only small but strong twitching. Other fansgot together too. After some time, the fishing line gave way and he became her wind on a reel. Suddenly strong surges began. "Yes, I caught a big one," - the men thought. In general, they finally pulled me ashore... a sickly mongrel. It turns out that the drunken man overdid it and threw the sparrow onto the other shore. History is silent about what happened to the dog. Another funny thing. Recently in the village, while drinking, they told me about it. A man was sailing on a boat in the middle rivers. Oka River. The current is strong. Twilight. He looks at a wild boar swimming across the river. He goes to him. The boar is swimming. He hits him in the head with one oar - the oar is in half - a boar floats. He hits him in the head with another oar - the oar is cut in half - the boar swims. And row what? Let's use our hands. The boat is spinning, being carried away by the current, but as it was in the middle, That's how it floats. Finally it washed ashore. About three kilometers below that places where he wanted to land. I didn’t want to work as a barge hauler, so I waited passing transport. Only three hours later, a passing motorboat took him to towing A boar on the head with an oar is not for you to twist the sparrows. You're right Kostya, you've got a bottle! Oh yes, the snack is on you too! -+- GolDed & 2:5020/1490.19 played a dirty trick here + Origin: Let evil tongues wash my car with tongues! (2:5020/1490.19) ========================= Hello All! ;) I'm trying to raise traffic... Bay W.B.R. rNd [Team: X-Tension] [FREE]