[FWD] /fishin'/ kill MacLeod

ZXNet echo conference «zx.fishing»

From Eugene Palenock To All 3 September 2002

============================================================================== * Forwarded by Eugene Palenock (500:95/468.468) * Region : SURVIVAL.GUIDE ("School of Survival") * From: Kirill Rozhdestvenskiy, 2:5020/214.26 (02 Sep 02 23:03) * To: All, * Subject : /fishin'/ kill MacLeod ============================================================================== * Originally in RUSSIAN.Z1 *Crossposted in SURVIVAL.GUIDE Hello All! faint of heart, pregnant women and people of color (green, for example) - do not read recommended. in brief. given: fish. bass, largemouth bass (performed to the tune of bond, james bond). several (from 2 to 5, then everywhere) pounds in weight. alive. task: bring it into a non-living state with a guarantee, quickly and without spoiling the taste. I'll decipher it. the thing is that I love fishing (it seems mutual), and fishing - such a thing that sometimes involves not only catch&release, but also yxy plus all sorts of other fish delicacies. fish usually make it to the kitchen alive form, and before any gutting and skinning business, she must be killed. at least from pure humanism, panimaesh. I usually do this with a strong blow of a thin, sharp knife slightly higher than “between the eyes”. Occasionally you need a knife after a blow check until the eyes stop twitching. in 99% of cases this is more than enough, however, very unpleasant incidents happen, such as severed catfish heads,which, half an hour after “death” and being cut off from the carcass, strive to bite the finger Yesterday there was a completely incomprehensible moment. one of lmb (see above), weighing so 5 pounds, I didn’t want to die for a long time, as a result of which I actually cut with a knife to the skull in the area of the possible location of the brain: almost from “nostrils” and up to the back of the head, with the knife resting on the board (again, you, cutting out the appendix, all the table was cut up!). so after that he rolled his eyes and moved for a couple of minutes gills (the first is especially incomprehensible, because I clearly cut the actuator nerves). but he seemed to have moved away, sick. clean, according to the old version: three cuts, peel off the skin along with the scales, then the offal is taken out and, without separating them from the head, "We break our necks." and here lies this head with its entrails dangling in the shell, I cut the fillet, started on the next fish (that is, 5 minutes had definitely passed), and suddenly - the head begins to slap its lips, roll its eyes and drive waves across intestines.. bpp. it was unpleasant. Very. I, naive, thought that at least I know how to kill... in this regard, the question is: how to kill instantly and with a 100% guarantee fish? type options - - soak a grenade in the toilet - smash your head with a hammer nah - kill humanely by injection of cyanide - euthanize with nitrous oxide - put him in the bathtub and throw the switched-on table lamp there - shoot - introduce you to your mother-in-law - let me read the electricity bill..not suitable, because they spoil the taste of the soup. the last two options are completely They are good only when we are only interested in the liver in the fish. I remember we naturally hit large pikes between the eyes with a mallet. from the heart so. y Bass, I'm afraid the head will just be torn off or flattened, and the heads will be in the ear (such a fish dish) is a very important component. question: what to do? %) W.B.R. Gremlinn AKA Caliostro // Gun Smith -+- Army Dreamers in the US + Origin: The convoy that penetrated the cracks will cover the windows with grass (2:5020/214.26) ================================================================================