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================================================================================ * Forwarded Costa Pilnik (500:3432/4) * Aria: RU.ANECDOT (RU.ANECDOT) * From: Eugene Sodin, 2:461/112 (27 Jun 03 7:20) *To: All * Topic: Anecdote of the day, History of the day and Aphorism of the day based on the results of voting for 19 and ================================================================================ June Hello All! *** New jokes *** As I grew older, I realized that I always liked my peers. I'm dreading getting old... Told by Semyon *** Stories *** I have a friend in the places where I go fishing, Lekha is an aborigine. Normal guy. He rarely manages to sit with a fishing rod, garden, work, this and that. But as soon as it begins to swell, he takes a boat and sets sail put. And in the morning he can’t remember where he put it. He takes the cat and begins trawling the bottom in the expected places. He will swear, he will pull out the nets, and until the next drinking session. I meet him here, hello, Lech. And Lekha has a blanche in half her face. Oh, Lekha, where Did you grab that makeup? Well, he tells it. “I installed the nets here this evening,” he says. Well, there was a little of that. In the morning, Can you imagine, I can’t even remember where. I take the "crab" and start furrow the bottom. In the place where I usually put it. I found one, and the second, I installed two nets in total. I row slowly to the shore and pull out the crabforgot. Oops, I’m still catching something. I look - someone else's net. good, Finnish. Ours don't have those. Let me go, I think I'll walk back and forth. You, Fuck, you won't believe it. Sixteen!!! I pulled out sixteen nets! Wow, bitches, poachers. No shame, no conscience. I brought this junk home, threw it in the garage, I thought, I’ll sort it out later. A hour Two days later, I'm digging in the garden, these cupcakes are showing up. On two SUVs. Six people. Some kind of vagrants. Fishermen, damn it. They can be seen in the evening We arrived, installed the nets, kicked them off and went to bed. In the morning we woke up, Let's go look at the networks - but they're not there. They went back and forth, asked the locals, my neighbor turned me in. At first I didn’t want to give it away, the nets were too good. Well, they gave me ass. Well done. You see, I dodged successfully once. He put his face on. I gave away the nets. They raked up the whole pile, which included my two, and threw it in trunk and they also say that if the nets are torn, they will come back and force Tear my hair out of my ass and tie it up in nets. Lech lit a cigarette and thought sadly. I say, okay, don't worry. I have some canvas, I’ll give it to you, you can make some more nets. Well, what about the ass? Dali: Well they didn’t mutilate it. Who knows what kind of audience there was. They easily could. So forget it. Lech looked at me so strangely and said: “What do you think, is that all?” Just like that, who the hell knows who hit me in the ass, took my nets, and that's it, right? Shit you know Lekha.I went to Vovka the hunter in the evening, I said, give me some ducks on the lake seen Well, Vovka looks, - I’m sober. Rougeau gave. I lay down in the reeds I didn’t lie down for long, and they left as a team. Like, install networks again. On two boats. The boats are good. Not rubber, but the kind, you know, like from thick oilcloth. With motors. It was even a shame to shoot. From buckshot myself you know what a hole it is. They sailed about fifty meters, where it was deeper, well, I fucked up from two trunks. I don't think it would have offended anyone. No, good luck. Both boats with I missed the first shot. Oh, fuck, you should have heard that concert. Well, while they were floundering there, I went to their jeeps along the shore. All wheels cut with a knife. And spare tires. You'll patch it up. And fuck the sand in the gas tanks. Let them go. And he pissed in there until heaps of them. I say: Lekha, don’t fuck with me. There, on the jeeps, the gas tanks are locked. Oh-oh-oh! Am I a mechanic or the fuck from the mountain? Why are there locks? Picked a screwdriver, and that's it. I say: “Aren’t you afraid?” They will come back, for sure, or kill them out of anger or they will put money. Yes, I thought so. I’m not giving the gun to Vovka yet. But this is unlikely. What's wrong with me? take it? Or do they have few problems? They have countless problems. I'm here for you I'll tell you. I didn’t run away anywhere when they got out of the lake. Yes, lay down at a distance. I think I'll take a look. You never know, they'll set fire to the hut out of stupidity. Well, here. At least they were smart enough not to start the car. It is clear that the tankshacked. No, they didn’t notice, apparently, they decided to warm up. Yeah, warmed up. Yes Sanka dragged them in his Kirovets with flat tires. In our workshops. What's the point? Our guys are smart, of course, but not the same qualification. They took money from them, yes. Then they tell me, like, Lekha, you need to adjust our bikes more often, we will give you a share. And these left on the platform. I say, why didn’t they fix it? Business - rinse the tanks and filters change. Lech looked at me incomprehensibly, then it dawned on him. Oh, he says, you I didn't understand. You're a fool. Do you think I put river sand in my tanks? Sugar. All sweets are for children. Now figure out what time they are two My fucking nets worked. There, on these SUVs, one tire is bigger than mine the hut is worth it. Does it make sense for them to still come? I say, Lekha, well, you're right, of course. Greenpeace, you are our Rybnadzorovich. But In theory, you were the first to destroy their networks. I??? - Lech was surprised. Am I pi^&anul? I took off the nets. There is a difference. We have That's the way it is. If you come across someone else's net, take it off. Otherwise the whole bottom is already out there would be nets. Do you know how many times I lost mine when I was drunk? Then one will come: Lekha, yours seems like a network, then another. What about these? Well, they would fit fine. So and so. No, damn it, just fingers bend. What year have you been coming here? Seventh or eighth. At least someone has a word for you what did he say? No. Fishing, what a pity. You're a normal guy. Withoutshow off. And go fishing and grunt. What about these? Sixteen grids! What do they think is fish? is it necessary? Fuck them? So, improve. And I also don't care. When I was lying in the reeds with a gun, I thought the same thing: maybe fuck him? It's my own fault. And then - noooooo, you’re the one pissing, and that’s in front of you making excuses. And they shit here today, tomorrow in another place more shit. And the day after tomorrow to the same lake, not with a net, but with a saber TNT will arrive. And I have to live here. Fuck it! In your fucking city let download their rights. Now we've been fishing for a long time. Told by Rocketman Paris65@mail.ru *** Aphorisms and phrases *** WE WORK BY THE EXAMPLE OF ROBINSON CRUSOE - WE WAIT FOR FRIDAY. Told by stas ------------------------- Best wishes! Nightstand -+- ifmail v.2.15dev5 + Origin: The kingdom of heaven to my screw... (2:461/112) ================================================================================ Hello All! rule e) Bay W.B.R. rNd [Team: X-Tension] [FREE]