about fish here you go

History of the day on jokes.net ============================ Told by Timur We had a driver who worked in Soviet times at some food base - delivered I'm going to the points. Everyone and everything in such a place was stolen, but some in particular, especially when it came to delicacies - caviar, red fish, etc. So, red fish was given out at the base in 200 liter wooden barrels. Check the masses were gross, i.e. We weighed the entire barrel without opening it. At reception same thing. Of course, on the way from the base to the point, every cunning driver opened barrel, took out a couple of fish and topped up the shortfall with water. But here comes a new one receptionist... He thinks and finds a way out, how to pull the drivers: There is a hole in the lid of the barrel, clogged traffic jam. I opened the plug, stuck my finger in - if it fits tightly, then everything is OK. If the finger falls through, the nobility have been communized - we open the barrel and check it again. It would seem that the situation is hopeless, you can’t steal it. But no, and we, Russian men, not cut out for it. In just a couple of hours, a new plan was born: open the lid, take out the fish, add water, turn the lid over, take 1 - hammer 2 - nails 3 - fatter fish and... NAIL THE FISH with nails on the back side of the lid, right opposite the hole. Stick your finger in, uncle! Do you feel how tightly it lies?... ========================= Hello Alexander! subject Bay W.B.R. rNd [Team: X-Tension] [FREE]