A little humor...

How are you, All? The fisherman spent a long time changing various baits, from worms to dough, but still no bites. it was. Finally, in despair, he pulled out a ten-franc coin from his pocket, threw it into the water and muttered: - Keep it and buy yourself whatever you want. ***** A beginner asks an experienced fisherman: - Why do you throw porridge into the water? - You see, my wife is very lazy, and I love stuffed pike so much porridge. ***** Two idiots fishing: - Listen, we need to notice the place where we pulled out this healthy fish. - Yes, I already made a mark on the side of the boat. ***** A fisherman sits by a puddle with an alarm clock and a hammer. A passerby approaches: - How do you catch fish here? - I set the alarm, as soon as it rings, the fish sticks its head out and I hit it with a hammer. - And did you catch a lot? - You will be eighteenth! ***** One doctor was asked: - Is it true that fish is good for brain development? - Yes, especially fishing - for developing imagination. Best regards, Alexander Smirnov.