From SOSG: Medieval History

Om ram, All! :) For those who are stuck at the bridge, reading the novel is not recommended. so as not to lose interest. Type the following: "ask resolution" - and the path to the end of the game is open. ===cut=== (C) Fedorov "Chasm" Vladimir "Medieval History" A long time ago, when goblins and humans were good neighbors, once upon a time there lived a goblin, and his name was Vasya. Vaska was from childhood a sticky dude - he loved to drink and smoke or get hit, so I often got up in the morning with a headache. So with this ut- rum Vasily woke up with a fucking blast hangover... - Your mother! - Vaska swore and scratched his bald, green turnip. - Again Yesterday I got fermented black. With these words the goblin rose from puddles with an unpleasant odor, which, when On closer examination, it turned out to be to her - vomit. Having wiped off the disgusting sleeve dirty liquid, Vasily became slowly figure out what to do next. Via a few minutes later he realized that he wanted to cu- rit. Remembering the well-known poem: "There's shit in my mouth, I want to smoke, in my pocket only a patch, but he finds it in the corner someone is a half-crushed bull, a sufferer decided to dig through a pile of empty bottles and other garbage in search of the coveted smoking Having cut myself on the fragments a couple of times, Vaska fished out only a piece of fishing line and an old a rag. “This is some kind of crap,” thought Gob.lin, but still stuck the fishing line and rag into pocket There was an old barn near the house, next to with which lay a rusty lawnmower. Kicking the rickety door, our hero entered into a state of disrepair. Upon a quick inspection of the there was no roar, but it showed up completely functional (and most importantly charged) anti-aircraft missile system, which lay on the shelf next to the old bucket. “Cool little thing,” said thought out loud Vaska. - I'll grab her. Also, heaps of Vaska’s equipment replenished with a bucket. Passing by the post office the first box, Vasily noticed that he perth. - Well, I’ve sowed the key! - with dosa- the goblin grumbled, patting himself on the pockets. - Drunkenness does not bring any good, but I still want a hangover. With these words he followed further she. A dog ran past him and stopped. curled up and buried something near a pile of manure. for. “Probably a bone,” Vaska thought. “You yourself are a bone,” thought the dog. and ran on. The central square of the town looks like things are picturesque: you go to the right - the bridge, go left - the bank was right there city smoking room and all the architecture The ensemble was completed by the established the middle of the square is quite workable a gallows with a noose hanging from it. Looking around with a dull gaze landscape, Vaska beamed. - Hooray ! Although I won’t have a hangover, I’ll understandryus! - with these words, he walks briskly entered the smoking room. In the very center of the room on a bag of the old goblin was sitting stupidly and hammering this way. - What is it like today? Chuyskaya? - poin- Vasily wondered. “You’re offending me,” answered the smoker. vayuschiy. - Pakistani. Yesterday one familiar washed gin by barter for local Simon fitted. - Well, then I have one oblique praise - tit. “Yes, you’ll kill yourself,” he answered. old man. - Go ahead, blow it up, and then look... Rome, - Vaska began to shift impatiently - moving from foot to foot. Having made a couple of attempts and received a wig, Vasily realized that he was in trouble. - Well... How...? - asked smoking. - Nice! - muttered to the seated Vaska ran away and began to slowly make his way to the exit. “You, that one... Come in again,” he threw at trace of the departing old man. - I... later... - and the goblin fell out out. For some reason the sun began to shine brighter, and the colors of the surrounding world have become some others. The weather was favorable and Vasily decided to hang out a little area, fortunately it was for fun. Having noticed the wall of an ancient castle on the horizon, Well, the goblin decided to hang out in this place management. There were legends that he lived in this castle magician, there were also rumors that this magician loved tried to indulge in shamanistic toadstools, but No one has ever seen this magician, and the company of the ancient castle were locked for lifeYou. However, one enterprising man from the native village of our hero decided make some money by organizing for tourists on a tour of the area, with the obligatory a thorough inspection of the castle walls. Here we go now there was a bus next to the castle, near which tourists hung out with photos equipment. Vaska settled down next to them and also decided to make fun of them for a cool view - What kind of freak is this!? - one squealed - to a lady from the crowd, and then to Vaska a rubber boot flew off. “Didn’t she see the goblins?” Vasily was surprised. - Get out, you idiot!! - don't stop- hysterical. “Okay, okay,” he was slightly offended. goblin Then he noticed a woman lying at his feet. linear - And the boot is new. Why good things will disappear,” muttered Vasily, pocketing a rubber product. Walking a little back past the gate, our the hero ran into the wall. “Tall,” muttered Vasily, raising my head. - You can’t pick it up without a rope - Xia. Then he tripped over some metal... ical object in the grass. - Fuck me! - the goblin swore at foreign language. That's how the foreign guy swore just now. rist, when he entered into the shit that os- trailed behind him a little bull, by the nickname "White" pestilence", the owner of which was the owner of the race trigger. The ill-fated item turned out to be iron hook, which immediately replenished the in-ventar for the beginning kleptomaniac. Then something clicked in Vaska’s brain. gu, and a pleasant female voice said: "Parish number two. Parish number two." - Who is this ? - Vasya managed to think - ly before passing out. For some reason Vasily woke up on a heap manure, near the intersection. Some while the goblin lay in the dung, bringing his feelings are in order. Hangover symptoms passed - the head did not hurt, but it appeared - One symptom of post-smoking is hunger. - What to grab, - feverishly thought the goblin, and then he remembered the bone, which was buried nearby by a dog. Having gone downstairs, Vaska a little digging near the pile. What was it like amazement when instead of a bone he dug up cumulative grenade. - Here's one for you. I didn’t yet lit a cigarette, - “once again I scratched my Poo unlucky treasure hunter. - Well, yes ok - it will come in handy. And with these words, he headed further, in search of munchies. Wanderings lead whether it’s to the picturesque river bank with a chic a clear view of the nuclear power plant. Here huge fish were splashing in the backwater - a cross between a pike and a minnow. Although these were genetic mutants, but they looked very appetizing. - It wouldn’t be a bad idea to make a fishing rod, - Vaska remembered the piece of fishing line in his pocket. - Just a small matter: you need a rod, sinker and bait. With these thoughts he headed back.Passing by the bridge, the goblin noticed a skeleton, holding a knife in his fingers. Vasily tried- to take away from the dead man a weapon he does not need, alive, but he grabbed tightly. - Uh, bastard! - Vaska swore, breaking skeleton fingers. The knife turned out to be a little rusty, though it said "stainless steel" and "made in China", but Vasily liked it barn, since he did not know a single language - ka, except for my native one. Near the skeleton the goblin noticed a sign ku, which said that this bridge was is the property of trolls. As they say whether village rumors, these trolls for life hung out under it, not allowing anyone to pass yes. - Hey you there, under the bridge! - called out trolls Vaska. Several appeared under the bridge red eyes looking at the goblin from the dark notes. - Is it fun for you to sit there? - Vaska did not let up. In response there were sniffles and grunts - noise, accompanied by loud fuss. - Well, you are easier there, I would like something else - I need the other side, - I ASKED FOR PERMISSION Vaska. - Why are you sitting there? In our there are cool gandubas in the village, we should go to the smoking room - they kicked me like an adult. The trolls immediately came out in a friendly crowd from under the bridge and, thanks to Vasily for the glue a strong pull, they knocked them to the side, Noah. After a fruitful conversation with the troll- Vaska remembered his hunger and decided to postpone the trip to another one for nowRiver bank. Returning to the central square, the goblin figured out the rope, which will help him climb the wall. Not- thinking for a long time, the goblin climbed onto the gallows and secretly cut off the rope, causing harm plausible damage to municipal property tee. Having tied a hook to a rope, the hungry the adventure boat headed towards the castle wall, where he threw the hook onto the wall. Having climbed the rope onto the wall, gob- Lin walked along the wall to the far tower. The stairs led down. Wandering through the dark corridors, Vaska came across the central hall, in which I noticed a golden cup. “An antiquarian,” thought the goblin, sucking plunging the cup into his pocket. Looking around, Vaska discovered on the wall there is a two-handed sword and a combat benzop- lu. His cousin told him about this brother who miraculously escaped from a madman a paratrooper with such a thing. It was when the brother was recruited as a security guard nickname for some Martian military base zu. Jumping a little, trying to reach weapons, Vasily figured that he was a sucker and decided to make my life easier by moving massive oak table against the wall. Thunderstorm- marveling at it, the goblin easily removed sword and saw from the wall. Walking further along the corridor, Vaska I almost ran into a guy who stood at attention near the wall. Chu- Vak was in rusty armor. - Hey, hi! - tried politely say hello goblin.The answer was silence. - Are you dumb? - didn't lag behind Vaska, tapping on the shell. - It seems you're standing here, guarding, and dressed like a sucker - rusty hurts. With these words he raised his visor helmet to see the other person's face. On the gas mask was watching him. “Glitch,” Vaska thought. However, the glitch did not want to go away and this made us think about the nature of reality You have a gas mask in the helmet visor. Having complained to his stupidity, Vasily is satisfied ril his developing kleptomaniac traits bosom. Directing your feet further along the cor- Dora, he ended up on a flight of stairs again opposite tower. Now the stairs led not only up, but also down. Remembering Indy's grandfather's will: "Search, search and look again," the goblin began to slowly go down the steps. It was in the basement it was dark and the lower Vaska descended, the More carefully he felt each step. It didn't help him. Slipped on wet stone, he fell head over heels, hitting my knee painfully a couple of times and to top it all off, he opened his head a heavy door that ended staircase - Yes, you can rake yourself with three rowing prog- Rebom is a fucking messed up articulating, pederastic who made these steps is not me- her fucking than their creator - after of this outpouring, Vasily felt himself much better. The cellar was dark and damp. Recallniv that in the corridor on the wall he saw a a burning torch, Vaska stood on four you, and began to slowly make his way back up. This time by torchlight the descent passed without incident, and we were unlucky - the new adventurer found himself in cellar There was a barrel against the far wall. - Wow ! Booze! - joyfully wax- Vaska cheered, “That’s where it is - happiness,”  because it cannot but exist! Upon a quick inspection, there are no holes ties through which it was possible to pour booze huh, it wasn’t found, so the goblin decided move the barrel, hoping that the cork will is located on the other side of the barrel. Resting feet to the floor and farting a little from the attack Dressing up, Vaska began to turn the barrel. Suddenly a huge frog jumped out from behind her. and began to croak heart-rendingly. - Yes, shut up, green one! - irritated The goblin said femininely and kicked her. The frog hit with a tasty slap against the wall and jerking his hind legs a couple of times it calmed down for a moment. “I’m probably tired,” Vasily thought.  continuing to inspect the barrel. Along the way, the drinch broke today, since there would be no holes in the barrel- but my congenital stupidity did not allow I wanted Vaska to use it to open a bo- chenka any of those items that burdened his movements in space. - Wow, you bastards! - Gob grumbled annoyed- lin. - The barrels are irregular in the basements of the village zhat.Then his gaze fell on the carcass of a frog - which began to show signs of life neither. - Ha! I think I came up with a cool one funny! - Vaska’s green face, blurry grinned in a disgusting way. Lifting the twitching amphibian by hind paw, the goblin stuffed it into his pocket man. ===cut=== Best regards, Arthur/JEDI █▓▒░ [ZX-News][Stonehege] >e-mail: Artur_Podtelkoff.sp0899@zxnet.spb.ru -= DISCOVERY =-

Om ram, All! :) ===cut=== There's nothing else in Vaska's basement delayed, so he began to rise up the stairs. After passing two flights of stairs summer, he found himself in a spacious room. For sitting at the table was the same magician about whom there were so many rumors in the area. He is a believer bodies in the hands of an almost empty canister from under gasoline, occasionally sticking his nose into the throat Well, and sniffing gasoline fumes. “What a mysterious thing,” thoughtfully drove the magician. - It looks like it’s not a toadstool, but a stuck- lies? - Excuse me, do you still have any toadstools? - Vaska asked politely. “Yes, yes... Inserts,” said magician and took another sniff from the canister, completely ignoring Vaska's remark. - Excuse me, but then can I smell it too - no? - with these words the goblin tried pull the canister towards you. The magician raised his dull eyes, and with the words - mi "Don't burden me, green cloud", shot poured an electric discharge into Vaska, which which flew out of his finger. The goblin rolled over several times in the air and fell on the floor, along the way scattering all those objects that I've been collecting lately. Sword with saw scattered in different directions, and the golden the bowl rolled out into the middle of the room. - Here she is, my dear! - joyfully wax- the magician cheered, pointing to the bowl. - I found it. Hey cloud, give it to me here. Vaska picked up the cup and handed it to his mother.gu. He immediately lost interest in the nistre and started doing some magical passes over the bowl. “It’s a strange arrival,” he expressed his opinion. Goblin's opinion, after breathing for a while from canister, which was immediately attached beckoned. Suddenly, something slammed loudly, and the bowl that stood on the table began to swell the smell of chemicals. - Where is my car? - asked myself question the magician, taking out a syringe from a drawer la. After waiting a couple more minutes until the the process will end, the magician has collected five cubes black and hit himself in the vein. - Sorry, but can I take it for myself? canister? - Vaska asked carefully and timidly ducked down, waiting for another electrical discharge. Magician, not paying any attention to speaker, closed his eyes and stammered. - Well, as they say: “Silence a sign of consent,” Vaska collected from the floor his belongings and moved away from the room. Having safely descended from the wall, the goblin decided to bring his abomination to life what a plan. The bus was still standing near the castle, and tourists were still clicking shutters their cameras. Sneaking up behind the same tourist who last time Vaska called him, taking the frog by the leg - ku, showed it to the woman. - A-ah-ah!!! - she screamed heart-rendingly - ristka.- Get this disgusting thing away from me!!! The second boot did not force itself wait. - That's it! with a feeling of accomplishmentVaska said long, picking up his boot. Meanwhile the sun has already risen quite high and it was time for lunch. - Eat as much as you want! - Vasily expressed a painful thought out loud. - What if still hang out, then the hungry man must retreat drink! With these words the goblin sent his feet towards the smoking area. “Ah... It’s you...,” he drawled thoughtfully. the old man said, making a pull from the rich mow- ka. - Here your guys came in and chimed in, and now they ran to their place to eat - into the air - crayfish, they'll fail. “I would like a couple of locomotives,” he asked Vasily. “No problem,” turning over picket and taking an energetic exhale, answered old man. “Uuuu...” Vaska mumbled, clapping smoking on the shoulder. “Fine,” commented the old man. Rick, fixing the joint, preparing to blow on- the next wig for our hero. - What are these...seeds lying around here? - Vasily asked, finishing off his heels - ku. - A genie recently said that grass this special one is early ripening, and the seeds are from the bags spilled out, answered the old man. - I wish I had a few of them... just for once - water, - these were Vasya’s last thoughts - ki... For some reason he woke up again on dung - noah heap. - What the hell? - the goblin grumbled, getting down to the ground. - Why me with this sucks grass for shit? Something negative this. Not good. Finding myself on the ground and shaking myself off,Vasily sat down on the grass and indulged in thinking. - Probably, this nonsense is so strong, that it blows my mind, - he drove out loud Vasily. - And if it’s in the garden - plant in our non-black earth zone, then the arrival should be just right. Deciding to put my philosophies into practice Sofia delights, Vaska once again headed towards the smoking room. Already on the way would be- It's clear that someone's jaw is hanging tightly inside with a plan - from under the door in a trickle smoke was coming out. Vaska opened the door and I saw the following sight: the old man was lying in the corner of the closet (apparently tired) and something smiled the smile of a baby, and the trolls, sitting in the middle of the room, they were passing a joint around gu. Judging by the fact that the bag with the plan was half empty, and there were trolls lying around a whole mountain of empty pickets, it was possible to say that they did not waste time. “So, where are the seeds?” he said feverishly. Vaska is small, trying to see something in a smoky room. Suddenly Vasily noticed that something was wrong yes. - Has it really kicked in again? - carried- the thought was in Vaska’s inflamed brain - gu. - No! I don't feel like shit again ta. The goblin flew out into the street like a bullet and ran away and took a breath of fresh air. - Mother of them, they smoked! - swore at hearts Vasily. - What should I do? Sitting down on the grass, the goblin pulled out a nistra. After breathing a couple of times, he noticed thatit was empty. Having removed her to the rest of the Meta, he stared blankly at his luggage. - What a freak! - joyfully exclaimed - zero Vaska. - After all, if you wear a gas mask, I won’t be hooked by the plan! No sooner said than done. Having put on the anti- gas, Vasily boldly stepped into the smoking room. - What a glitch! - pointing finger at Vaska, one of the trolls made a joke. - Yes, yes! Glitch! - they shouted in unison the rest are trolls. - What a cool nonsense - everyone has glitches identical! - concluded the eldest of trolls. Not paying attention to those who are stoned, Vaska, picked up a handful of seeds and put them away in your pocket. Having got out into the street, the goblin with I took off my gas mask with relief. Get to gardening was a matter of minutes. “Come on, where are they, my dear ones?” With these words the goblin planted the seeds. After waiting for half an hour and still no rain, Having sprung up, Vaska realized that without watering shan breaks off for him. “Where can I get some water?” I began to think. reap Vasily. Then he remembered the strange thunderstorm cloud near the river bank, which in life hung there, even in sunny weather du. Drawing a parallel between a bucket and a cloud and anti-aircraft missile system, the goblin is not slowly headed there. Putting the bucket on the ground, Vasily took aim at the cloud and fired. In the skies something crunched, then boomed, and A whole stream of water poured out on Vaska. - Well, at least I got hold of some water, - sniffed -The goblin said, nodding. Having safely carried the half to the garden the fault of the water (since the bucket naturally full of holes), Vaska watered his plantings ki, and right before his eyes grew contented but a long escape. - But this is not hemp! - conclude- Vaska, after a thorough examination, calculated tenia. - This is bamboo, and you can’t smoke it absolutely no mess. Pricked! In his hearts, Vaska pulled out his sword and the escape was cut down in a big way. - How cool! - the goblin joked on the results of their actions. - But, this bamboo made a cool fishing rod more for the fishing rod. Having tied a piece of fishing line to it, Vaska realized that he lacked a sinker and mediocre bait that will peck the fish he catches. - It's time to go to the other side of the river go. Here I seem to have climbed everything, - thought Vasily, swallowing his saliva, from dreams of fish. Having crossed the bridge, Vaska found himself near a huge cave. From within for some reason It smelled like unwashed socks for a month. Having decided that he wouldn’t go there unless absolutely necessary climbs, Vasily turned south. Having passed it- along the path deep into the forest, Vaska I realized that I was lost - there was a wall around me - whether trees. “Popados,” he concluded joylessly Vasily. After wandering around the forest for a while, the goblin came up with a strange pattern: if you go east a couple of times, you cango to the river bank, and if you go to the east current, and then to the north and west, then hit- you give it to the path, which is completely pre- gives birth to a fallen tree. - A woodcutter’s ax was heard in the forest, - quoted the classic Vaska, pulling out - using a chainsaw. Soon all that was left of the tree were pretty the little round stones that Vasily kicked in nearby bushes. Heading south, the goblin found himself at the edge of the forest, from which a shi- an eerie view of the sorcerer's house. - Wow, another sorcerer! - admiration- Vaska was fussing. - He probably has something joke, since the hash is broken. - Hello, young man... Hmm... And you don’t seem to be a person, - hello- there was a magician. - Judging by my green skin and bald head, you can conclude that I am a goblin. Vaska sat down in the kindly offered armchair -What business brought you to me, young man? sha? - asked the magician. Vaska looked around the room and noted that it was equipped as a laboratory alchemist's ria. - I would like the liquid that I use pricked the magician who lives in the castle oko- near our village. “I heard something about this,” I thought. The magician said chirpily. - For this I need ash from the volcano and liquid from the callus of the ve- Lycan. Here's a bottle for you. - And where can I find everything? - said Vaska, stuffing the bottle into his pocket. man and going outside.This time, the path through the forest did not take away from Vasily has too much time. A little Having lost his way, he found himself at the entrance to the cave. Deciding that he would climb there later, the goblin headed north. On the horizon for now- a huge volcano erupted. Climbing up slope, he found lying right there horn Blowing into it, Vaska made a sound, similar to the cry of a stoned donkey. - What the hell? - he thought, but I still grabbed the horn. Having descended into the crater, Vaska successfully collected a handful of ashes and sent put it in your pocket. A little further down the slope he will see remote control with a red button, next to the who fixed a funny sign, which read: "When an eruption occurs, press red button." - You jokers! - Vaska joked on the sign. - In my opinion, there are no buttons except red, and during an eruption I I obviously wouldn't want to be here. Nothing else here is bigger than Vasily was delayed, so he, with clear conscience, Tew went back. - Do I really have to get into this? hole,” Vaska expressed his thought out loud, stopping in front of a cave. It was a little dark inside, but gradually Vasily began to see in the twilight and in front of the following picture unfolded before him: on the far wall a great man was sleeping on a pile of straw. can. There were empty spaces scattered throughout the cave. giant beer bottles, gnawed animal skeletons, looking closelygoing to one of them, he recognized the skeleton "Belomor", the same bull, because of the whom a recent tourist scolded. Next to there were giant boots lying at the entrance, here there were socks. - Holy shit! What a stench!- Vaska said, pinching his nose. - Interest- but how can I get corn fluid here? bone? An examination of the giant's legs was disappointing - The best result was that there were no calluses. - If something is missing, then it is needed do! - Vaska said optimistically. Calluses, as far as Vasily knew, appear due to uncomfortable shoes, and so since the giant didn’t have calluses, then it’s possible it was assumed that he had boots comfortable. - They were comfortable! - smiled disgustingly Vaska, remembering the big stone that ry was lying where he fired the rockets prostrate. Running for the stone was a matter of two minutes. “Heavy, dog,” the goblin grumbled, dragging the rock into the cave. It was not easy to get into the boot because smelled, but, after overcoming himself, Vaska started pulled the cobblestone inside and safely pulled out climbed out. - Well, we need to wake this one up "Sonya," said Vasily, approaching his ear. Lycan and blowing a horn. The sound was no less disgusting than for the first time and the giant immediately woke up. “Uuuu....,” howled the giant, stretching giving up boots. - Quicker !!! With these words he flew out of the cave. ry. There was the sound of a waterfall outside,born from phrases like: “das ist fantastic" , pronounced in a very a satisfied person. - Beer is good! - said the ve- Lycan, buttoning his pants. - We should have more. Vaska looked out of the cave and saw giant stepping over a mountain ridge. “I went to the store,” Vasily decided, going out into clean air. - While he's there walks, I would sleep myself... ===cut=== Best regards, Arthur/JEDI █▓▒░ [ZX-News][Stonehege] >e-mail: Artur_Podtelkoff.sp0899@zxnet.spb.ru -= DISCOVERY =-

Om ram, All! :) ===cut=== Woke up Vaska, four-point an earthquake that was caused by no one other than a giant returning back with a case of beer. - March! - in a satisfied voice said the giant, pouring the bottle into a mug gigantic sizes. Having drained half the box, the giant, removing boots and burped deliciously, fell down again sleep. - Here she is, darling! - rubbing hands, said the goblin, noticing a callus on his finger giant. Taking out a needle that he found on castle wall, Vaska pierced the callus and filled the bottle with liquid. This time Vaska got out of the forest to the edge even faster than before. “And here I am,” announced his appearance. Vasily was in awe, entering the magician’s house. - Well, the nimble youth have gone now, - the magician was slightly surprised. - They brought ingri- dients? “Everything you ordered,” he answered. goblin, handing the magician ashes and a vial. By adding the necessary parts to the countries to the new brew in the cauldron, the sorcerer pronounced the order shedding. Smoke immediately came out of the boiler, having a scent that I liked so much Vaska. “Well, everything is ready,” the magician filled canister and handed it to the goblin. - By the way speaking, this liquid can be used not only for pulling, it can also be used adjust various machines so that they work hoist. - And that old lawnmower that you-is deposited near my house, you can also register edit? “And you can have it,” answered the magician. - Wow ! - Vaska admired. -Ha- be sure to try it. Grabbing the canister, the goblin cheerfully walked The homo headed towards his house. - And where should I fill it? - scratching a bald head, Vaska thought. After some fiddling around, the goblin found a rusty lid, which he unscrewed to reveal drilled a hole through which he tucked lawnmower. After Vaska pulled the pimp and hit the squiggle- no, the lawnmower rattled and drove off. Having mowed a little grass, Vasily went to his I was surprised to find the same key that which he lost yesterday in a drunken stupor. - Hurray!!! - the goblin yelled. -Ha- walked! I should see what kind of mail it is came to me. Having unlocked the mailbox, Vaska I was surprised to find the will of my grandfather darlings, who lived in America. Weirdness was that grandpa was absolutely incompetent poor and lived on unemployment benefits. - Well, at least lighten up the money a little - “Vus,” said Vasily dreamily, heading to the bank. Having given the will to the clerk, the goblin half- I read one single coin. - Yes... And you can’t buy a bottle of beer with this,” Vaska lamented, leaving the ban- ka. - The only thing it's good for is so this is the sinker for my fishing rod. After fucking for a while, tied calling the coin to the fishing line, Vasily stillachieved the desired result. Fishing rod concrete was shining, now it was not enough only bait. And then Vasily remembered dung heap near the intersection. Dobrav- reaching out to her, Vaska tried unsuccessfully dig up worms. - The dickheads hid, - from before - the goblin grumbled sadly. - You'll have to come- to take radical measures. With these words the goblin took out a grenade that one, pulled out the pin and threw it into the dung a bunch. The pile was scattered well. Among the cart, the goblin noticed one single a worm who was screaming something heart-rendingly. - Gotcha! - Vaska picked up the worm. - I will complain! This is a violation Geneva Convention! - the black man was indignant - vyak. - Don't yell! - Va shouted at him - sily. - I'll sue you! - not uni- future bait was scarce. Not paying attention to the heart-rending howling, the goblin headed towards the river bank. Having reached the place where he lay along the Why did Vaska realize that he couldn’t get through here? tee. - Your head is stupid! - cursed himself yourself a goblin. - I have boots. Having put on his boots, he boldly stepped into the mud and immediately fell to his knees. “I don’t give a damn,” Vaska concluded. - They I have swamp ones. Having reached the shore, Vasily nasa- dil the worm. - Torture is prohibited by the constitution! - Shut up! - the goblin grumbled, casting a fishing rod. Vaska’s stomach growled loudly -it was the stomach anticipating the munch. Pisces sub- was screaming for the worm, but when she heard the uterine sounds escaping from Vasya’s throat, floated away. - Is this really a bummer? - desperate the goblin howled in a voice. The fish darted in different directions. - What should I do? - asked the eternal question from an unlucky fisherman. - What if shut your throat, maybe it will be quieter? Pulling out an old rag from his pocket, Vasily shut her mouth. “Havaho,” the goblin mumbled, throwing fishing rod. The rumbling was almost inaudible. Wait after giving a little, Vaska noticed that he had pecks. - Faf! - the goblin hooked the fish. At the end of the fishing line fluttered a huge ny pike-minnow. - I'll get drunk! - thought the goblin, you- pulling the rag out of his mouth. The fish glistened appetizingly with its scales sun. Having thrown the fishing rod, Vaska picked up the fish by the tail, opened it wide and ate it fish. - Bliss ! - goblin with satisfaction patted himself on the stomach... * * * This is where the game actually ends - Xia. Since the location map is quite simple melting and, moreover, without any special anomalies, then I I think there is no point in bringing it here. Below I give a list of all verbs and nouns used in this game. Verbs S, NORTH GIVE, GIVE  YU, SOUTH ASK, ASK  W, WEST SAW, SAW IN, EAST SCRAP, TEAR OFF  AND, INVENTORY READ, READ  GET UP, PICK UP, GET OUT  INSPECTION, STUDY BLOW, BLOW  PLACE, LEAVE PIERCED  VIEW FILL, DIAL  EXIT REFUEL  SAVE MOW, MOW  RESTORE UNLOCK  OPEN DIG  SHOOT SHOW  BREAK OFF, BREAK THE SHOE  CLIMB, CLIMB IN, PLANT, LIVE  CUT PUT UP  BIGGING WAIT  Abandon, Quit Hooking  DRESS, PUT OUT, PULL OUT  PLANT EAT  WATER REMOVAL  MOVE, MOVE, CUT, CUT OFF Nouns TORCH GAME FISH TOAD RAG BOOTS BUCKET FISH COMPLEX, ROCKET TABLE KNIFE BAMBOO ROPE TREE LAWN HOOK, MOWER GAS MASK PILE, GARBAGE SEEDS BARN RODS CLOUD FISHING FISHING SKELETON BOWL FINGERS CANISTER HANGED ASH ARMOR BUBBLE VISITOR STONE RESOLUTION HORN MOSS NEEDLE INSCRIPTION SWORD PLATEBENZO, SAW CALL KEYS, KEY LAWN, GRASS WILL BOX COIN BARREL GRENADE MOUTH WORM I would like to say a few words to auto- frames of this cool game - PROTEIN and ADRENALIN (together - HUMAN SOFT). Sorry guys for this story, but since this game was written over a year ago, but I haven’t seen anything new from you, then I took the liberty of telling the story your game to the readers of our magazine. I hope you will please us more than once. noah cool game. ===cut=== Best regards, Arthur/JEDI █▓▒░ [ZX-News][Stonehege] >e-mail: Artur_Podtelkoff.sp0899@zxnet.spb.ru -= DISCOVERY =-