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From Wladimir Bulchukey → To All 8 December 2002
Excuse me... That is, sorry already, All...!
An internet guy comes to a hardware store:
- I would like an email client, please.
- ??
- Oh, sorry, Moment glue!
/ps: Mr. this new “Moment” is “toluene-free”.
For drug addicts, it may now be useless,
but it sticks much worse than the old one.
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From Wladimir Bulchukey → To All 8 December 2002
Excuse me... That is, sorry already, All...!
- Instead of the Mumiy Troll group, the Uniy Taz group will perform.
Prepare valiya dol.
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From Wladimir Bulchukey → To All 10 August 2004
Don't slaughter the cash cow that lays golden eggs, All...!
Allokrad - telephone pirate :) .
With the best - Wlodek # wlblack(@)newmail.ru # http://wlodeks.narod.ru
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From Wladimir Bulchukey → To All 24 May 2005
Hello(s), All...!
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From : Alex Kocharin 2:5012/2.470 24 May 05 11:18:18
To: All
Subj : Computer herbalist
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Hanging mastday is a perennial plant of the small-soft family. Initially
grew in North America, from where it spread throughout the world.
It has large beautiful rectangular leaves that
They curl up when poked into a corner.
Moderately poisonous, has a narcotic effect; dependent on
Mastdayas, as a rule, cannot get rid of this addiction on their own,
even recognizing its harmfulness. The plant is very capricious and requires constant
compassionate care; in its homeland it grows only on soil that is richly fertilized
dollar bills, but bred by domestic breeders
varieties that do not require such fertilizer.
In folk medicine it is used for dementia, speech disorders, reading and
letters, lethargy; does not eliminate the diseases themselves, but their symptoms
stop being conspicuous.
Hacker biting (hacking-grass) is an inconspicuous-looking plant that grows in
remote, hidden from light places. This plant is surrounded by numerouslegends and speculation; Everyone has heard about the hacker, but few have seen him. B
In most countries, the sale and purchase of hacker products is prohibited by law.
Traditional medicine recommends it as a remedy for any constipation, as well as
password forgetfulness. According to popular belief, the blooming hacker found in
the night of Ivan Kupala eliminates the need for money.
Lamer smelly (bummer-grass, false hacker) - a plant that has almost no appearance
distinguishable from a hacker, but not possessing the healing properties of the latter. If it
touch, emits a sharp unpleasant odor.
Midnight fidoshnik (poster, soapwort) - perennial plant, widely
widespread in our country. Grows near telephone lines. Stays during the day
in a sleepy state, blooms at night (sometimes to the point of indecency). Some
Fidoshnik specimens have healing properties, but there are also many that
cause severe poisoning.
Reproduces by budding points, as well as by spores, which can be found in abundance
observe in the so-called conferences (areas where fidoshnik grows).
Fidoshnik flowers have a characteristic beer smell.
Indoor chata (tep-grass, clavaceae) is a plant of the network family.
Consumption of chata leaves can cause poisoning (so-called chatalepsy).
Symptoms of chatalepsy include incontinence of speech, loss of sense of time and
reality, redness of the eyes, in severe cases - incoherent delirium, convulsions inhands and fingers, loss of performance, addiction
narcotic type. At the same time, in small doses and under the supervision of a chat doctor
can be used for depression, acute and chronic idleness.
Reliznik bug (beta raw) - a plant with large beautiful flowers,
emitting a pleasant aroma. However, you can only admire it from a distance.
Brought home, its flowers quickly wither and hang, and the fruits, although they seem
initially pleasant to the taste, after some time they cause a very unpleasant taste
symptoms (nausea, vomiting, headache, increased irritability).
If planted in the same pot with mastday, it can kill the latter. In geological
Fossils of another plant were found in sediments from the Tertiary to Pre-Dosian period.
this kind is a bug-free release, but by our time it, apparently,
completely extinct.
Systemic butyavka (load) is a perennial plant of the floppy family. His
can often be found in quiet, dark, secluded places: closets, desk drawers.
Butyavka root is used for severe poisoning with mastdaim hanging and beta
raw.
Vidyuha Taiwanese is a plant of the multicolor family. One copy
There can be more than one and a half million colors! Grows mainly on
Taiwan and Singapore. This species should not be confused with the Chinese vidyukha (false
video), the use of which is fraught with unpredictable consequences.A tincture of vidyukha flowers is used as an antidepressant; at the same time
has a mild narcotic effect, especially with severe gaming
dependencies. Side effects may include burning and redness of the eyes.
Far vision is also a contraindication for use.
Aska squeaky (pagerus mirabilis) - a plant of the network family, widely
Widespread both here and abroad. Using ICQ you can
control the state of the environment: on clean telephone lines it
It blooms with green flowers, and on dirty ones with brown flowers.
ICQ's unusual ability to make sounds when kicked is widely known.
There is still debate regarding its usefulness; many people consider ICQ to be harmful
weed and are treated accordingly - there is even an expression “send by
ICQ" (cf. "send to mother"). In Russian villages lately
The custom of tearing off ICQ banners has spread.
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From Wladimir Bulchukey → To All 29 June 2005
Hello(s), Wladimir...!
24 May 05 19:01, Wladimir Bulchukey -> All:
WB> = SU.HUMOR (2:5020/2065.462)
WB> Alex Kocharin 2:5012/2.470 24 May 05 11:18:18 To
WB> : All Subj : Computer herbalist
And not only computer. You can even grow a grenade launcher in your garden bed!
It's called "podvolnukh".
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