Things are saying

Hello(s), All...! === Cut === Hello, dear reader! With you the author and presenter of the newsletter Andrey. Our website http://www.kosmopoisk.nm.ru This is the next issue of our newsletter. If you have witnessed unusual phenomena , please write, I will publish the best stories and articles in the mailing list and on pages of the site (with your consent). Write to verdu@mail.ru And now issue #42 I'm talking to a car Engineer from Kostroma Eduard Petrovich Ch. claims that he found a common language with with your car. Two years ago I thought that I was very unlucky with the car. The previous one gave me almost no trouble, but this one - every day, it's a gift. First one thing, then another, and without any reason. Auto mechanics in The workshops just shrugged their shoulders: they couldn’t find any reasons. And how always in such cases, they suggested making one block replacement after another. I bought and changed, but to no avail. This is not a big material loss for me. brought, since what was filmed immediately went to his brother-in-law, whose car had long been outlived myself. And yet, his old woman plowed with all her might, and the supplied “unusable” parts of my car - I was getting younger before my eyes. And I, for example, will install a new ignition switch - after a week it will fail again, but he has my old one, which refused to serve at all - five points! What kind of I just didn’t use words to cover her up! “Bitch,” I say, “you’ve been making fun of me for a long time.”will you? You've made me sick since day one! It would be better if I left my old lady - After all, she served faithfully - but no, I set my sights on the young woman. Ugh, ugly!" - and then kicked the wheel. Once I was driving with my friend, We were late, it was pouring rain, the road was bad - you couldn’t keep up the gas. And my "Lada" tricks to write out. After every traffic light it won't start, growls, jumps like a frog. I just went wild. Covered it with all the words that came to mind. And she completely stood up. I'm standing in the only row where turning is allowed, I can’t move, there’s a line behind me I'm getting ready, they're buzzing, they're swearing at me, but what can I do? And then my friend says: “It’s good that she doesn’t break the locks on the doors, so You couldn’t sit in it, so that your filthy spirit wouldn’t be close. Yes she did you He just hates it!" I was taken aback - as if he were alive, talking about a car. "What are you, - I say, “have you gone completely crazy?” And she, as if I wasn’t there, let’s hit her with her palm the steering wheel, the dashboard, the door, and says: “Good girl, very good! What a beauty! What a clever girl! Well, don’t be offended by him - all men are idiots! He will no longer offend you, and I will explain everything to him, he will be ashamed, he apologize to you. And now - help me out, I really need it, I ask you!" And to me: "Apologize!" Like a fool, I myself did not understand how my lips said “Sorry!” "Ah now start it!" my friend commanded. I turned the key...As if nothing had happened, as if all the previous tricks had not happened, without snorting, growling and jumping, the Lada started up and we drove off. Then a lecture listened, the meaning of which was this: all things, like people, have character. I got a proud car. You can't yell at her, you can't insult her. You see, you need to be gentle with her. "They are like women: she will endure everything alone, as long as she doesn't abandoned, but you need to love and respect the other, and then she will give her life for you. Here This is what you got. You probably offended her greatly when she had something wrong It didn’t work out the first time, so she doesn’t forgive the insult. And you deserve forgiveness. All she needs is a kind word!” Of course I laughed. But when we were left alone with the car, I started talking to her. “Forgive me, girlfriend, I have a vile character, a filthy tongue. I will offend you more, but just don’t make me angry. for us to get along, we need to be kinder to each other." And in the morning, when he came to the garage, he greeted her. He sat down in the salon and spoke kindly. We've been living like this ever since. I don’t offend Ladushka, she doesn’t let me down. And all our troubles are over. I talk to women differently now too. I even found myself a wife. And before that, I was single for five years after the divorce. funny probably all of this. But the honest truth. Source website: http://www.taintut.net === Cut === I have exactly the same story with computer equipment.Things have a soul. Especially the complex ones. Especially for older ones (and not necessarily computer ones). I live in my grandparents’ environment without consciously changing it. She is "prayed" she is imbued with their kindness. The antediluvian Radium TV, released in 1960, works great. I’m watching, though, not him, but a brand new Belarusian one (where they didn’t screw it up) production) "Horizon", but the veteran is also ready to go into combat at any moment duty. A friend gave it to me in 1984. He wanted to throw it away, he kept it on the balcony, in the rain, in the snow... My friend himself is a wonderful person... But he clearly didn’t understand the “jazheg”... I transported the TV to my place by taxi, paying an amount that was clearly more than the cost TV. I restored a TV in _4 hours_ in 1984, literally droning admiration. Since then - not a single breakdown... At least rent it out for filming historical film... Ischo:... In 2000, I bought a _legendary_ (without exaggeration - in Fido they called it cult) scanner "Mustek 12000SP". I bought it from a disappointed fidoshnik, who said that this “junk stuff” works for him after two to three times, and There are no drivers for XP... I think this device still works, and the scanning quality is halftone color originals (in common parlance - photographs) are the envy of the owners of the newest Hewlett Packards with a USB interface and a bunch of features...