Onygdods from mailings, modified by me
ZXNet echo conference «462.talk»
From Wladimir Bulchukey → To All 2 April 2008
Try to draw a line in each subject that separates the original text from mine.
Also: which of these subjects turned out best? :-)
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Nikolai Antonovich - to captain Tatarinov:
- Here are the boots that you ordered for your new polar expedition.
I hope you liked the ones I made for your last expedition?
- Yes, very much. These were the most delicious boots I have ever eaten.
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Grandmother and granddaughter are sitting in the kitchen.
- Yes, in our time the music was much more melodic.
- Grandmother! After all, this is a Spectrum loading from a cassette!
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Cheburashka decided to scare the crocodile Gena, that
hang himself. Gone to
another room. Gena comes into the room and sees Cheburashka,
standing on
chair with a noose around his neck. Gena:
- Oh, Cheburashka hanged himself. And he also took my chair, -
pulls out
high chair
And then an advertisement starts on TV:
- ...2025th year. Russian geneticists are creating a living
Cheburashka...
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Yulia Tymoshenko - to Margaret Thatcher:
- They say you were on vacation in the south. How's it going?
- Disgusting. It rained all the time.
- Nevertheless, you are tanned.
- It's not a tan. It's rust!
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