Lieutenant.

--------------------------------------------------------- Forwarded by: Alexander Bondarenko from EKB.HUMOR.BEST Date: 10 Sep 2001 Time: 00:21 From: WoWan Nickolaev, 500:3432/2 For: All Topic: Lieutenant. --------------------------------------------------------- ───────────────────────────── ────────────────────────----- Echo: RU.ANEKDOT (Jokes No. 1) From: Dmitriy Balashov, 2:5010/103.6 (06 Sep 01 14:58) To: All Topic: Lieutenant. ───────────────────────────────────----- ┌· [Thu Sep 06 2001, 14:47] ╘─· May luck be with you, All! Rzhevsky falls into the salon: - Eh, gentlemen, I’ll tell you this now! All: = Lieutenant, it’s better to keep quiet, otherwise you’re always talking about some kind of vulgarity... - What are you talking about! I went hunting here... = What?! Lieutenant?! What kind of hunt?!! Everyone knows what you are except for fucking Yes, you don’t even know how to swear! - Right now I’ll be so offended, and I’ll challenge everyone to a duel! = Okay, okay, lieutenant, tell me. - So, yesterday morning I went hunting, climbed into the carriage, went into the forest... = To the forest? On a carriage? Well, lieutenant, you’re about to start talking vulgarity again... - No, no, listen further! In general, I arrived in the forest, took out a gun, and walked along forest, I see a wild boar! Well, I hit him with both guns! He put it on his shoulder, I'm moving on. It's heavy to carry. Well, I cut off his leg, put it on my shoulder and go on my wayfurther... I look - a moose! Well, I'm a big fan of him! I put it on my shoulder and move on. It’s hard to carry, so I cut off his leg and put it on his other shoulder... = Lieutenant, do you know how to shoot? Who would have thought! And we thought that you You only know how to speak vulgarity... - Yes, listen further! So, what am I talking about... = Yes, they put my leg on my shoulder... - Oh, yes! So, one leg on the shoulder, the other on the other shoulder, and then... hit her!! The hussars gathered and boasted about their adventures: - The day before yesterday I loved a 15-year-old girl. - And I was 13 years old yesterday! - Yesterday I loved a 12-year-old! Rzhevsky: - Eh, gentlemen, just this morning I fucked a three-year-old! All: - What are you talking about??! Three year old??! How so?! Rzhevsky: - How-how... unharnessed, turned and fucked... === Now: Reading "Space Doctor", Harry Harrison (88% of 215392) -+- [Munchkins II] [Vault 13] [Lyta Alexander] [F20] [-Pvt.Dreamers-] --- + Origin: Sed semel insavinimus omnes... (2:5010/103.6) ================================================================================ Peace to your home, All! WBR, Lynx/GmD team! [team ZX] [DnB] [GoA] [Techn0] [KiSh] [Rogues] [PLUt0N!um] -+- Lynx/Gmdteam/Boundlessers league/Ekaterinburg city + Origin: For a real cat and in December - March (500:3432/2) ╙────────────────────── ──────────────────────╜*You will live long, All!* /That’s all, All, what follows is only the truth.../