[FWD] Autopilot

Excuse me... That is, sorry already, All...! === Cut === ─ Degunino (2:5020/2065.462) MO.DEGUNINO ─ Np/p: 1 of 3 From: Roman Shklyarov 2:5020/2345.489 05 Jun 02 23:34:27 To: All 08 Jun 02 13:49:57 Subject: Frw: ─────────────────── ──────────────────── ──────────────────── ──────────────────── @RealName: Roman Shklyarov @Location: Beskudnikovo, Northern Administrative Okrug, Moscow ================================================================================ * Forwarded by Roman Shklyarov (2:5020/2345.489) * Area : HUMOR.FILTERED (HUMOR.FILTERED) * From : Boris Paleev, 2:5020/113@fidonet.org (05 Jun 02 20:02) * To : All *Subj: ================================================================================ ================================================================================ * Forwarded by Boris Paleev (2:5020/113) * Area : BORIS_IN (Incoming mail) * From : tinydancer@yandex.ru, 2:5020/128 (Tue Jun 04 2002 17:31) *To: Boris Paleev *Subj: ================================================================================ FDNtb>; Tue, 4 Jun 2002 17:49:31 +0400 From: "Ksenia Vasilenko" Taken from some BBS: Hello, All! In general, my dacha-summer season has begun, and the station will now often bework on autopilot. I will leave and return periodically. I think that on average I won’t be leaving for more than a week, but who knows. Therefore, intensive preparations are now underway to work on autopilot. Naturally there will be a software deglucator that will reboot the machine in case depends on the soaper, which will also be simply for preventive purposes perform a reboot every day at noon Jerusalem time from notifying all subscribers that everything is ok. It’s true, it’s very rare, but I still experience nutritional crashes, which causes The computer even crashed into the BIOS once. Therefore, in addition to a reboot, it is also necessary provide reset. To do this, I put a reset button on the doorbell, and I’ll ask .2 in case of a hardware freeze to come and ring my doorbell, Luckily he lives nearby. And so that he could make sure that the car was trimmed, immediately after loading, a message will be spoken on the sound blaster (I'll drag the speakers to the door). I'm thinking about the text now, but I think "let's go" in #opu" will be the best option - it will scare away the unlucky guests so that they don’t break my computer with their stupid visits when I’m no home. In addition, this design will allow you to keep a log of doorbells - upon arrival, I find out how often and most importantly at what time guests visited me. For late visits - for kidneys. Especially after midnight - this causes the connection to break.Well, in the worst case scenario, the screw is full (for example, another an enthusiast will decide to subscribe to all the files out of curiosity) without me no one can do anything), I provided for disconnecting the computer from the network so that it was in vain that its mechanisms did not wear out. There will be another one for this software monitors the amount of free disk space. As soon as it becomes less than critical, a string of characters will be output to the printer. And a common power cord will be screwed to the printer head, not very tightly plugged into a socket. The head will move and pull the plug out of the socket. That is - kwa. Wait for your arrival, there is no need to ring the doorbell, it’s already in #oops anyway no one will send anyone... ================================================================================ Hello All! Best regards, Boris - --- siskin──────────────────────────────────── ──────────────────────────End─of─origin l With Best Regards......Roman Shklyarov aka LoneStar [The King and the Jester]·[Rammstein]·[Babylon-5]·[RF Ministry of Railways]·[Win2k]·[HP9100i]·[I.ZX] === Cut === With the best - Wlodek. * [] * mailto: wlblack(sign)chat.ru http://wlodeks.boom.ru * <[ZX]> * http://wlodek.newmail.ru [500:95/462@ZXNet] [2:5016 Forever] [Golyanovo] [Radio 'Retro' 88.3 MHz]