Funny

--------------------------------------------------------- Forwarded by: Alexander Bondarenko from EKB.HUMOR.BEST Date: 08 Jan 2002 Time: 19:40 From: ArHeY, 500:3432/3 For: All Topic: Funny --------------------------------------------------------- *You will live long, All!* (ts) Driver/ANOMAL ZONE/Pervoyralsk The Tsar gathered the American, the French and the Russian. And says: - Here, like, the throne room, in that corner there are 100 bottles of water, 20 each liters in each. Who has the most of all these bottles on himself in another corner across the whole I’ll move the hall, I’ll give Tom half the kingdom. The American came first. I looked at the pyramid with bottles, took one in my hands and thinks: “Like the French are a sucker, he can’t carry away two! Half of my kingdom!” And dragged bubble. The Frenchman grinned, one took it under the arm, the other under the arm and dragged (y American balls for fifty dollars). He dragged it and looked at it sarcastically Russian: “Like, come on, try three times!” The Russian runs up to the Tsar: -Can you lend me some rope? The king gives him a rope. The Russian organizes a bunch of bottles, 50 pieces and somehow hoisting this thing onto its hump, it slowly pulls towards the exit. Tsar (stunned and not getting it): -Oh my! Where are you going? Go to the corner, go to the corner! And half the kingdom is yours! Russian (leaving the throne room): -No, guys, somehow share it without me!../That’s all, All, what follows is only the truth.../ -+- <9/I> + Origin: Archean/ANOMAL ZONE/Middle Urals (500:3432/3) ╙────────────────────── ──────────────────────╜ *You will live long, All!* /That’s all, All, what follows is only the truth.../