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*** Reply to a message from HUMOR.FILTERED (Kind of funny). Hello, Boris...! 10 Dec 05 07:57, Boris Paleev -> All: BP> Once in Melbourne there was a conference on all sorts of parasciences: biofields, BP> auras and all that stuff. And now a local, Australian scientist is speaking; BP> he was not invited initially, but since we gathered in Australia - it seems BP> how inconvenient it is not to let in. BP> He shows people photographs of auras - more or less pink-red BP> round images with individual protrusions (like a map of Moscow) and BP> explains with the help of what mathematical methods he obtained these BP> aura data about the biography of its bearer and something else. Everything is very BP> neat, mathematical, you can’t find fault. BP> And now comes the time to ask questions. The first question is predictable: “How BP> did you receive pictures of auras? BP> “It’s very simple,” explains the satisfied Australian. - Take jelly BP> (or syrup, I don’t remember), poured onto a flat surface, after which BP> the subject immediately sits down in it with his bare bottom. The resulting picture^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ BP> splash was photographed on such and such film by such and such BP> device at such and such a shutter speed... BP> Do not hold parascience conferences in Australia. BP> They see to the root there. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ In my opinion, they are “seeing” in a completely different place... With the best - Wlodek # wlblack(@)newmail.ru # http://wlodeks.narod.ru [ZX] [500:95/462@ZXNet] [2:5016 Forever] [Golyanovo] [Old Russians]