April 1st is around me

Hello(s), All...! Warning: partly accordions. === Cut === Mukhosransky Electric Lamp Plant began production of ceiling lamps using stealth technology. Regardless of whether the lamps are turned on or not, in a lit room still nothing is visible. === Ballot for the election of moderator of the Mukhosran Internet Forum: In the box next to the candidate's last name, put the '@' sign. === The secret defense plant "Morpekhstan" located in Mukhosransk was as part of the conversion, it is adapted for the production of toilets and water taps etc. They didn’t come up with a new name for the plant, they just rearranged the letters in the old one. It turned out to be 'Santekhprom'. === Mukhosransky plant 'Santekhprom' began production of a hybrid toilet and a washbasin. The product was called 'shell'. === The Mukhosran Musical Instruments Factory resumed work after sixteen-year break caused by democratization, lack of money and lack of orders. Today on the city Internet forum The first button accordion produced by the factory workers was placed. === French bakers, inspired by the success of Italian cheese makers, defended the right to the name of Parmesan cheese