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ZXNet echo conference «462.talk»
Hello(s), All...!
"We do everything to ensure that Michelin tires serve you from the very beginning (children's screen on screen)
a stroller with wheels on Michelin tires) to the last (on the screen there is a funeral
"Pazik" with wheels on Michelin tires) kilometers.
I haven't seen a more ambiguous advertisement in a long time.
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Hello(s), All...!
09 Nov 06 16:50, Wladimir Bulchukey -> All:
WB> "We do everything to ensure that Michelin tires serve you from the very beginning (on screen
WB> baby stroller with wheels on Michelin tires) to the last (on screen
WB> funeral "PAZik" with wheels on Michelin tires) kilometers."
Ischo came up with it.
Looking at the Baltika 3 can.
"Baltic. Where Russia is. In the ass."
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*Hello, Wlodek!*
Catch my ideas about the “Advertising” subject, which I talked about on 03 Dec 2006
your footcloth to comrade. All.
WB> Ischo came up with it.
WB> Looking at the Baltika 3 can.
WB> "Baltic. Where Russia is. In the ass."
Don't tell me. I drank two bottles of this Baltika about three weeks ago. B
As a result, I was poisoned for a week.
/That’s all, Wlodek, you can scroll further.../
Hello(s), All...!
05 Dec 06 19:22, Alexander Bondarenko -> Wladimir Bulchukey:
WB>> "Baltic. Where Russia is. In the ass."
AB> Don't say so. I drank two bottles of this Baltika about three weeks ago. B
AB> I ended up with poisoning for a week.
Advertising for the Beeline campaign.
"I went to Euroset
Hello(s), All...!
- Mom, mom, and Katya is a cactus!
- Okay, put it to the right of the monitor...
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Hello(s), All...!
- "Dandruff comes back again and again... You're watching a new television
action-packed series "The Return of Dandruff"!
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- Open the gate - a plane with sea buckthorn! Open the gates - a train with sea buckthorn!
- Now you close it!
- ?! Close? What?
- Mitten!!!
Hello(s), All...!
I read on the poster out of the corner of my eye: “...performances of famous yoghurts and kefir.”
I slowly go nuts and start reading carefully: "...speeches of famous
yogis and fakirs."
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*Hello, Wlodek!*
Catch my ideas about the “Advertising” subject, which I talked about on Aug 17, 2007
your footcloth to comrade. All.
WB> I read on the poster out of the corner of my eye: "...performances of famous yogurts and
WB> kefir". I slowly go nuts and start reading carefully:
WB> "...performances by famous yogis and fakirs."
That's it. Consider that you have fallen under the influence of advertising zombies. %)
/That’s all, Wlodek, you can scroll further.../
Hello(s), All...!
'...Lyuda loves fresh juice, and Moisha loves her.'
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Hello(s), All...!
- Don’t mask unpleasant odors - mouth... Mouth... Mouth... I’m tired of you! Sami
don't give a shit - smell it yourself!!!
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Hello(s), All...!
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- Dad, why don’t you cough anymore?
Mom:
- Son, dad doesn’t do anything anymore. And please move away from the coffin!
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Hello(s), All...!
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- We squeezed the orange to the last drop of blood!..
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Hello(s), All...!
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- Hello, Gennady! Are you still working like a horse in a coat?!
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...Sitting along the intercity route, lying down along the intercity route, and past the chair, you can also
intercity...
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minus...
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- Has the moment arrived? Accept hastal!
- Shut up, I'm tired of it!!!
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Advertising at night:
"Golden Barrel"! Insert the neck of the bottle into your ass, turn it against
clockwise...
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A tourist walks along and sings:
You see, it's strange, very strange,
But I am such a complete eccentric!
I'm chasing the fog, the fog
And I can’t cope with myself.
People are exiled by business, people go for money,
They run away from resentment, from melancholy,
And I'm going, and I'm going after dreams,
Behind the fog and the smell of the taiga.
And I'm going, and I'm going after dreams,
Behind the fog and the smell of the taiga.
You see, it's simple, very simple
For someone who has left at least once.
Just imagine how sharp it is, very sharp -
Mountains, sun, fir trees, songs and rains.
And let them be filled to the brim
Suitcases for my trip -
Memory, sadness, UNRETURNED DEBT...
- Until you pay off your debts, you are not allowed to travel abroad!
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P.S.: True, it’s not entirely clear what to do if the unrepaid debts belong to him and not
him...
A cure for greed has been invented. It's called "where is the money".
Hello(s), All...!
WB> "Golden Barrel"! Insert the neck of the bottle into your ass
Very appropriate - the current MegaFon advertisement: “Insert a SIM card into the phone...”, -
This begs the question: “Where else should I insert it?” Ass as an address
using a SIM card just begs to be...
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Worrying about your car is keeping you from falling asleep? - Sleep in the car!
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Aqua-Moment glue will help you instantly glue any fins under water!
“And I notice more and more often that I bought the Snow Maiden...”
In my opinion, this is an advertisement for a brothel :-).
I am a ruddy apricot! I'm giving you diarrhea!