And laughter, and sin
People
Jokes
Russian grandmother, peering over the fence
Jewish cemetery, he sees a grave in flowers and sighs heavily:
- Living at the Jews!
Old men abuse young people. At eighty aunt Sofas opinion.
- Sixty years ago, I could not
walk down the street, so some smart aleck
not latched. Teperishnie young people
a thousand times inculcated. Go much
anything, no one does not stick!
A boy playing in the sandbox. His name:
- Vovochka, go eat!
- Now, Mom! - Answered Vovochka.
- I'm not mom and dad!
- Yes, fuck you homosexual, making out!
Man tells his friend:
- So, come out ahead of time
trips. I opened the cupboard, I saw - and
there is a naked man standing! All would be well ... But I'm
not married!
Asked Piglet Winnie the Pooh:
- Winnie, and who is your nationality?
- Piglet, the more I look at you, the more I think that I am
Ukrainian ...
Flying two swallows. One the other says:
- The rain will be.
- How did you get that?
- Yes, people have the sign - if the swallows are flying low,
then it will rain.
New Russian says to his sidekick:
- Hey, bro, that's my son
there. So it should work. You
places do not?
- That you che, bratello! Of course there is!
Salary - tyscha bucks, do nothing!
- No. Schaub should be working!
- No problem! Salary - a piece green, four days a week, four
hours day!
- No. Schaub should be from eight to five, with the
$ 20 bucks a month koryachilsya. Well Schaub, in
nature, learn life!
- That you sho, bro moved out? For this
there must be five years to learn!
There are two school friend. One -
New Russian, the other an ordinary tradesman.
Shopkeeper asked:
- How zhituha?
- Yes, everything in nature, cool! Cottage on Kanarra, Mears
six hundredth. In short - all as in humans. And you how are you?
- Why, you see a street vendor.
- In kind? Well, on the streets than they do now?
There are two friends. One - a new
Russian, the other - at the behest of fate
homeless. Now homeless and asks:
- Well, how are you?
- Yes, everything's cool! Here today with his wife
children sent to Hawaii. He himself right now on
his plane would fly to Switzerland branch
open. And you how are you?
- I have four days of not eating ...
- You're Th, bratuha! Well have to make yourself!
Attached to a lady beggar:
- Madam, give the poor fellow two hundred dollars for tea.
- "Lord, why so much?
- What do you think I'll go to the cafe
This rags?
- Waiter! Why you gave me wet
plate?
- Plate is not wet, sir. It's your soup!
- Waiter! I fly in my soup!
- Do not worry, sir. It is not much to eat.
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