COMICS
Indictment of Colonel L.
- Listen, K.! You have a major, or where? You are at the
military department or Who? Why are you vodka pyanstvuete and
ugliness is broken? Here I am have been married for 17 years,
and my wife does not smoke in your mouth does not take!
Remember: someone who smokes kills cancer. And then look at to
today's youth - he is smoking, she stands next to smoking, and
then the children come ... Shut up! I ask you! Remember: You're
not here! Here you will quickly grow out! I'll make you salute,
starting with me, every post. These laws blyudut a quarter of a
century! You then his eyes looking at me? I do not tolerate
hate. Above you have the whole department is crying! You
negative minus our department! Shut up! I'll make you speak!
Above you have students working on the same jokes smeyutsya.Vy
later, somehow. When I told you to eliminate gaps in magazine?
And when you return back my notes? Now quite conscience
insolent! And do not make me their grievances. And do not make
such a smart person - you are a Soviet officer! You soon
Students will show where, what and where to do so. It's just
scary horror! And why is it you do not follow the discipline?
And in whose duty at the department broke the color radio,
which I bought on their own state savings? And sitting in front
of me Attention! I am who you or not! It was quite a
raspustilis.A why You do still sit in front of me? Do you want
me to You picked it up and stood as a stump? Hey, you three!
Both to me! You think it's do nothing? I asked him not to
wander in the department of labor time. And the lecture you are
like? Half of your words is not inherent in military lexicon.
You call ringing at the wrong place. Why do you have students
order is not clean? Floors should be well rubbed, water to
creak. Our department has long would be best, and your
benefactions to prevent this. And why are you all the time to
late? Tomorrow to have the department smoothly without half of
the eight, even if your death is something threatening. After
all, you have a watch and they give you the right to determine
the time. Keep in mind! One more violation and you will not be
able to delay its end: then I own hands establishments you into
the open field, put to the wall and - shot in the forehead!
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