Humor
Prepared for publication
in ZxNews
Alexander Mayorov
Sergey Minaev
Yuri Nesterenko.
Dedicated
Grigory Oster
Bad advice.
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If the secretary boss
Of interest to you lost,
Sandwiches does not feed
And the coffee is not calling -
On her mouse pad
Pour some glue
And she will tell you immediately
A lot of warm words.
If your rukovodstro
You transparently hints
That the customer will be tomorrow,
A long standing custom -
Stay at work
And all nochyu play "Digger"
And looking at you, the customer
The deadline for transfer.
If, suddenly, on your hard drive
Leaked vicious virus
Not Lechi his Lozinsky -
The virus also wants to live!
Septic Program
Scattered on BiBieSkam,
And you are your colleagues
Will often recall.
If your favorite teapot
In tee deprived outlet
So for this crime
Should be severely punished.
And unwavering hand
Removed from the socket server
To know everything,
That it was time for tea.
If suddenly your car
Not working as it should,
You're on your motherboard
Strongly knock with his fist.
Does not help - Bey sledgehammer
Give his foot on the monitor ...
Explain later authorities:
"She first started!"
If your keyboard
Sinks down a couple key
That means - you're a drummer
In general, a hero of labor.
Imperceptibly change
With her ne'er-neighbor:
Such keyboards
Do not ever grow old!
If your supervisor,
Mistaken, argues
That his machine virus
And he entered you,
Then, when he was away,
Take out the hard drive,
In a saucepan simmer,
While the virus does not die.
If your co-workers
Gave a great prize,
And you have completely forgotten about
And did not admit,
Instead, pour paint into the printer
Strawberry jam -
And about you in the Institution
Do not forget ever!
Aleksandr Majorov, 1996.
If I were reading "nyusik"
Gluck will see on the screen -
You especially do not be scared
On Reset is not pressed.
It is better to see a hint
Pressing boldly "Ashik" (h),
And then this awful glitch
Will simply be turned off.
If clicking on the "Ashik,
After reading about this earlier,
Do not understand
Why is there all and how -
Push then on Reset,
And cargo rather Bomber,
In this prog all clear
And without a "HELP" make out!
If the user calls at night,
Lifting you out of bed
That unfortunate your phone
You do not throw against the wall -
Better user safely
Send to three letters
Explaining that to call something
Can only be up to scratch!
If you Zamesto code
The "laugh" This verse is to recruit,
This means - just to crack,
And generally have that ...
Push if you Reset,
File on disk is not preserved,
And not the Chief Editor
Also to crack at the same time!
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