4. FUN
And here is pretty old, but very
funny text. Those who have not yet
reading, especially the fans modem connection, he
hope will bring a couple of pleasant moments.
Description ESNNS
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(Unified standards on soviet sysop)
1. General Provisions
1.1 This standard is designed to
Recognition of the total mass of specific
individuals who have received the scientific name
Sysops [SysOp - an exact translation of this
word is unknown to us, but, shall we, that
this is a medical term].
1.2 Persons who meet this
official document prepared
life, the title or sysop Psisop [see
below].
2. Characterization
2.1 General condition
- Unshaven (continuing in the same degree)
- Beer (substitute - lemonade)
- Mayonnaise (in store)
- Cats (under the bed)
- Non-standard understanding of the word "It"
- First thought when a friend request to record
him to tape something from the world
classical music - "Damn, it is still
hour format :-(".
- Reaction to the word TOWER - , <Enter>.
Option for GoldED - <R> <M>.
- Has an unhealthy reaction to the word
"General" - are absent any notion
about time, chicle, day of the week mecyatse ...
2.2 Must
- Snap with the codeword "ATS"
- Awake to hear the subway phrase
"Hendsheyk faylyure"
- Nostalgically to perceive the word Bow
Hill - wide open eyes at the sight of
string CONNECT 17689/VOICE
- Talk at the same time in a tube "ATDP03 |"
- Understand that DZ - this is not the initials, and
diagnosis; that KGB is alive and well and always with
us!
- Be able to squeak at least for 1200
- Do not confuse the whistle with an answer
V23
2.3 Specific actions
- Before opening the door double-clicks
<ESC>
- Any kind of flame tries to immediately
extinguish
- Tells his wife when she goes
sleep: "Here is one more little note to
I read, and come ... "
- Inscription on the stalls reads: "Ludmila -
Your RELIABLE COMPRESSED Partner
- Sometimes goes to a military department study
chat rockets
2.4 Special features
- Inexplicably wants to eat in polchet
helicopters in the morning. As in everything else
time. :)
- Red eyes (the sysop:)
- Swollen fingers (moved down the roof prische
sweet ...)
- A permanent desire spaaaa-ah-ah-ah-at ...
State is almost stable because sleeping
snatches and line of sight
from komputera. Wakes up every
half hour and anxiously looking at the screen
- Do not buggy ....
- Sharply raised, heard impassioned
hiss carrier'a
- Graduated from the institute, forgets to take deep
scrap.
2.5 Dreams
- Modem to 115200 and communication with all
clock, and without a single error
- To get naked Santa coat with a firm Mules
payment by fax
2.6 Unconditional reflexes
- When he hears a joke type ':)'
- After a telephone conversation
all the time trying to press Alt + Q, Alt + X or
Esc, depending on the picture on the screen
blizhlezhaschego computer
- The recruitment of long-distance telephone
numbers after the number 8 seconds waiting
saying in my head Wwwwwww ....; if
busy, then considers four BUSY and only after
This presses the reset
2.7 innermost desires
- In the morning: sleep
- Evening: a cup of coffee
- Continuously: USR HST 14400e, cigarette
a lot of floppy disks, hyphae, sleep, 486 - rare:
cory, format, ie, to explain something
- Never: wash, shave, get married
3. Classification SysOr s
Sysop with strong psychic
potential called Psisop. Main
differences from normal (meaning
sysop:): willpower catches busy and
loses carrier (do not hold everything at once
obtained), the modem is very responsive to him and
developed a conditioned reflex: the phrase
"Connects, bitch !!!!" responsible CONNECT
2400, and the phrase "right now ... [let it be
hrenaknetsya] "- NO CARRIER.
Represents one of the varieties
Zombie - once chief says
viper's voice code phrase "Here the bill for
Intercity came ...", or deletes itself
falls into a rage (just possible
version of the "tower"). May also cheerfully
to answer (depending on the interests
Head):
1) Fresh AIDSTEST the source
2) BC + + 3.0
3) Ehi commercial and added: "directly
shaking, here! ".
Notes:
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This document is an official and
binding ispolneniya throughout
Scoop area [options: CIS CCCR].
For the development of this document was
A special department for Development
Uniform Standards for shovels sisopov in
composition: Gleb Mitin, Mikel Lavrentyev,
Igor Grischenko, Vadim Gerasimov, Harry
Nikolayev, Fyodor Ustinov, Gosha
Zafievsky, Roman Trunov, Sasha
Vishnevetsky, Oleg Mazurow, Nicolas
Rodionov, Asy Patrysheva, Andrey
Filimonov, Igor Kaminskiy.
