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About MUDAKAH In FIDO
I should note that all matches
with real people or events is
is slychaynost. All the portraits of the spin
Sana'a with my correspondents, and all
tryd this is a dirty provocation.
In life there are people whom we
call mydakami. For what reasons - reasons
thousands, and to highlight mydaka as a type rather
difficult. These are features of human
mind that more people in the correspondence
frank, and with the advent of poetomy FIDO
was possible to observe mydakami,
izychat, collect and classify them. So I will try to draw
some portraits, and you, dear reader, try not to forget about
the chystve humor.
Now type the first Myderator.
Thanks svoemy bossy friend M. is fidoshnikom and vdryg
obnaryzhivaet, that ehah mess! Signature y all long
and incomprehensible, orizhny insulting manner dyrnye in Talks
on how to shoot the breeze very raspaskydnom market, in flaming
obscenities pygayutsya in pyanekdote anecdotes do not funny,
but just do tyt.bce.hacrem features knows what is going on! And
the process begins eradication of evil. M wrote netmeylom angry
letters, moderators and particularly offended
it chystva naryshitelyam, it naturally
sent, ny you know kyda, and the correction
justice, vkype with wounded vanity makes writing letters,
issuing his head. Letters to the ekhi. Angrily bichyya
vices, and denouncing the villains eventually notices that
remained in the minority, but rather one against all. It's time
to zadymatsya, not glypa whether the selected line
conduct, unless it finds a like-minded people? Usually ends on
ridonli pary months, or voluntary yhodom in
glyboky dayn chystvom with offended dignity.
Type of second, Timer.
Vstypaet in a variety of teamy and creates its own just for
the collection, as long as the signature size does not start
exceed the average size of the letters. His appearance in ehah
resemble something like:
- And now to say his speech Cavalier
Orders of the red and green suspenders, three times
chevalier trydovogo red penis
Honorary Member klyba preterm, full member of the team fans of
vodka and beer, a hot partisan polyosi ninety-five windows, and
just a good guy - Vania Tormoznyuk! But the letter itself is
something like: I agree! Dasvidanya.
Type Three: Mastdayschik
(Ny not mogy pridymat lychshe :-)
These frames are usually normal, while
someone nibyd not yell win - rulez! And it begins:
- And vyne windows prettier axis -
mastday!
- And the axis runs ystoychivee, take out
mastday!
- And take out under software more axis - mastday!
- And take out some mydaki yuzayut!
- Self mydak!
- Axis is still kryche ...
And so on until the intervention of a moderator.
Kakoy that make sense? They know. Especially
cool it looks in py.sekse
Type Four: Testers.
A young man with pale eyes burning
doryvaetsya to your computer, and begins to pour in ekhi sucks,
who believes his thoughts. Reaction okryzhayuschih not. Hy
uninteresting this shit nikomy. Without waiting for the
applause, the frame or on minyty not dopyskaet doubt in their
exclusivity, and decides that his letters simply do not reach
masses. Probably on their kyshayut
breakfast any fastehi, guess
guy. And it starts the long process of testing.
And I see it? And like this? And in this
rakyrse? And with bykovkoy H? And without? And if
231-H bykva and how? Polychili only 230?
Ay-yay-yay!
Continue.
Type fifth, closely connected with
fourth - Test Switches.
They love to answer all sorts of tests
ostrymnymi phrases, and in 9 of slychayah
10 replies - "no not see." There are several other options,
such as "not seen, but smell "," seen but not heard "," schA in
window vyglyany - skazhy.
Type the sixth - Krutye.
These are absolutely not ystraivaet own name and style
bykv. This is understandable, who shudder nemeryannom
yvazheniya, when yznaet that you zovyt Ivan Ivanov? AND
born different names, emphasizing
krytizny their support. Night ybiytsa,
Sypermen, Wild yzhas and other nonsense, which produces a
special impression on the boys from 9 to 13 years.
And they must be entered starting as a rule like this:
3dRaBcByyTe - (this is greeted)
MeNya zAvYt $ uReR Ki11eR. (Name me -
legion poskolky my name mydak).
Even as a subtype can be distinguished amateurs replace all
pysskie bykvy similar in a tracing from Latin to Latin. This
usually after vnysheniya the need to replace bykvy H
disgruntled moderator. Learning about the possibility of
replacing, M has finally arrived can not be limited bykvoy H,
ny you understand, make mydaka ...
P.S. Mydakam express their gratitude for their goryachyyu
syshestvovanie, not with them so skychno live, they are
necessary as the type of all strata of any society, at least for
comparison.
Please accept our wishes for his nailychshie
Address, All! STE was me, Sasha Konopko.
/ Attention !!!/.
From: Andy
Lighting the fires, dog walking, fishing
and shooting wild animals, grazing and pasture cattle, and
also crept serpent vyporos pigs vyzhereb
vykobyl horses and horses, scrape eggs hatched
bird eggs, butterflies and vykukol muskrat muskrats, smoked
chickens and vypryg kangaroo obgad daisies, stripping berries,
cutting down forests and vylom forests, hunted down a hare,
think it is true vypug grouse, exhaling a breath, take away the
body, You have the nose - we tell you on the ear, the exhaust
gases, miscarriage debris, brood geese geek people vyplav steel
swim sat down vypendr fraerov, shot Aurora, beg for money,
vymushtr soldiers vytrus rugs, dropped out of the box, riser
children otters in hammocks, wipe your lips and staring eyes,
runny nose vychih, vytrep and razbreh state secrets, mow mow
and nakos vykusi, lambing, Hotels and ATAS, and most
importantly, stare and climb in hollow to smoke the bees out
and rasprobom Honey, are prohibited and terminated in
connection with their refusal to suck nectar after vyschipa
vyderga flowers and herbs, as well as in connection with full
extinct.
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