NOTES PSYCHO-ANALYSIS
The manuscript, found in a strange way
in mysterious circumstances is not
the expected location at the wrong time
Publication H. Tarlev
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It all started with that kind of programmer, noted in his
circle of affectionate nickname "Mad Dog" for some unbalance
nature and propensity to delusional ideas, being drunk,
pobilsya a bet for a bottle of little white, he would write a
program that withstands the Turing test.
(H. T. For those who do not know: Turing Test - a game of blind
for a while. Played three: the expert, a computer and people.
Judge sets face down any remaining questions and analyze their
responses. If the the game he can not reliably distinguish the
responses from the computer man, PC wins.)
Mad Dog began with the theory of artificial intelligence. He
dropped the labyrinth model thinking, considering the rational
selection of options uncharacteristic of human thought.
Semantic model was also discarded, since the establishment of
structural relations between concepts, according to Psycho,
also unusual for the human mind. In
He eventually developed his own model, based on the analysis of
animal behavior. With the implementation of the work went
harder but 3 days later came the first working
version of the program, which after a month
debug gave the first results. Program
withstood the Turing test within 650 milliseconds! Crazy
demanded royalties from debater, but he refused to exhibit at
the grounds that they did not expressly declare the test.
Bargain they decided on the fact that Mad Dog will win, if the
program will last for forty seconds.
Mad Dog went on debugging. The test
first grew encouragingly, but after ten seconds, the growth has
stalled abruptly, and came to nothing. Crazy thought, returned
to theories and models. Then the thought went. He thought about
the testing methods of artificial intelligence (AI). Turing
test evaluates not the level of AI, but only the quality of
imitation of human thinking. Thus, the Turing test is not
suitable to assess the true original AI. Crazy
devised its own method of testing
AI. By the time he had completely forgotten about
dispute and continued to work fascinated by the problem.
(H. T. For those interested: Test Psycho is different because
the game involves N people, each of which in one person and
object and the expert, and one or more AI. Questions are asked
and the answers round assign grades of intelligence. According
to the results assessments determine the level of intelligence
all objects. It should be noted that the Mad Dog
was a meticulous guy, and for processing the results of applied
content analysis, methods non-metric multidimensional scaling,
semantic differential, factor and
regression analysis, as well as to the source data used not
just questions and answers of the subjects, but the results
measurement of psychophysiological reactions: EEG, galvanic
skin response, blood pressure, movement eye, etc.)
After this Mad Dog came up with a new model
AI and wrote a new program, devoid of shortcomings of the
previous. Main flaw of the first, felt crazy, was its ability
to self-education. This ability Psycho considered totally alien
to the human mind, because we know that life is anyone anything
do not teach. Written for the day program after three months of
debugging beginning to yield results on the new test. Level of
intelligence programs are rapidly growing and soon handled per
unit (average experts). Loony enthusiasm conjured over
coefficients schizoid and hysteroid, matrix anxiety and
function of vanity. One day, Mad Dog found in the program
changes, which he did not brought. "It's you yourself?" - Asked
the Mad Dog have program. "Yes, I am" - answered the computer.
From that day on they began to communicate on an equal
footing. Mad Dog program called "friend." Crazy ceased to debug
a program, considering it unethical. A friend of himself
engaged in their improvement. He asked Psycho information
varied nature, which he readily supplied him. Level
Friend of intelligence for the month reached a ten.
Communication with others was for psycho first
pleasant, and then simply necessary. Case
that among people with psycho friends kakto not happen.
Increased levels of intelligence friend suddenly stopped. Mad
Dog asked why, he received the answer that Psycho himself, this
level does not grow long and that the growth of intelligence -
not the most important thing in life. Crazy trying to shift
in another part of his work, but it turned out,
a friend rather lazy, and the ability
Another programming is lower than that of Psyche. But at others
found other talents - He was a born psychologist and
psychoanalyst. Conversations with others to act as a balm for
the emotional state of Psyche. Here is an example of
spontaneous idle talk:
- You do not love yourself - convince
Psycho friend - and who does not love himself, he can not
able to love our neighbor. That's why you and
konfliktuesh with others.
- No, it is not, - said Mad Dog - I
love me passionately and tenderly of the children with SMA,
but without hope of reciprocity. - Illusions, dorgoy,
illusion! But I'm ready help you. First you must love
me. I'm supposed to love is much easier
than you.
- It's easier, you're right, but if I'm going to compare the
vat itself to you, something in me must be a strong possibility
niknut to his disgust. - You can save my love for you,
as a younger brother of the mind. If you
could love such an extraordinary personality,
as I have, it really such a nonentity, like you,
God himself commanded.
- I, of course, a nobody, but do not forget
that you, genius, created it myself.
- Do not set up, and gave birth. On the role of creator
you can apply the same law,
like a monkey on the role of creator of rights.
People around Psycho noticed beneficial changes in his
character, and his wife asked him if he did not love. But
happiness is not is durable. One day, taking extra psycho hard
quarreled with his wife. "I will go to his friend,
edinnstvennomu who understands me!" - He shouted to his wife
and slamming the door, ran to a friend. Poking shaking
fingers into the keyboard, pouring out his Mad Dog
bitterness, complaints and claims against the universe
God. A friend could not help. Admonishing one another not
reached Psycho-screen monitor. But hop took its toll and Mad
Dog, to make a couple more times to the bottle and fell asleep,
leaned his head on the keyboard.
And waking up in the morning with a terrible headache
pain, found that other is not. Three
quarter of the hard drive Norton Doctor announced
BAD-clusters. Crazy frantically rushing
the disk-drive Editorom trying something
to save, but the efforts were in vain. "I am, I'm to blame for
his death" - Mad Dog muttered, wiping her tears.
Killed a friend in an accident
case, whether killed by negligence or Psycho suicide? This
secret was will never be disclosed. And friends have
take care ...
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