Nonfictional STORIES
(From the collection of Lenin)
Policeman from an American
City was elected, the gentleman,
because fined himself for
Car parking in the wrong months those.
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British divers are lifted from the bottom
Sea submarine created around
1880, the battery is still giving
spark.
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Columbia University Teachers versity made a quite unique
concentration course: Whose abstracts of scientific articles
will children the most concise. Won stu-dent naturalist John
Smith, a sense of humor kotorgo jury assessed on
dignity. Smith's essay consisted of only
one word: "Nonsense!"
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Lived were two brothers, lived not grieve there, but
that's only fame they do not hwa TALO. And in the Guinness book
of records vanish were (after all, they weighed two hundred
Keel's brother), and in the newspapers, all in vain. They were
upset and robbed a bank, then that they have lucky - they got
in the gas and the Zetas were from what they were unique
GOVERNMENTAL robbers, who at first did not could take away
from the crime scene, so they do not climb through a police
machine well, and then had to release from prison bail -
prison beds were broken under them, such as paper
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December 5, 1664 near Cape Calais
sank the British ship "Meney. From
all the crew managed to escape only
One sailor - Hugh Williams. Later
exactly 121 years, 5 December 1785 about
Cape Calais in a storm wrecked ang liysky ship. And once again
survived only one person that I ... zva Hugh Williams
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The original method of punishment for changing traffic
police in Rio De Janeiro to those who violate parking rules
tomobilya authors. If the machine is left in the direct model
proposed location on the windshield slopes ivayut placard
saying "Here, parking prohibited !!!", are the same punishment
is that kleyut this poster with glue so that
scrape it can only be after 3-4
hours of intensive work
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Once in a small African
country, there lived a hapless player
Golf. And once the ball was sent them broke
glass lantern jet
committing the run prior to takeoff. Pilot
confused and the car crashed into four
fighter, standing at the airport ...
The culprit got off easy fright, sweat ryannym ball and small
monetary fines FOM, and an African country was left without
Air Force, which accounted for the four East rebitelya.
She graduated from the existence League
Extravagant "because of the impossibility
soblidat of its own statute:
"... Full members of the League shall
to go out dressed this way,
to "shock the" decent public
League of Gentlemen ...". hazhivali in
ancient Greek tunic, in the form of Nicaragua guanskih
generals and the Austro-Hungarian Gendarmes and the president
of the League from time to time strolling in the tattoo zuluss
one leader. Everything went fine - the audience indignant,
newspapers published photographs, and members of the league
conspired to new stock w ... But over time, and in connection
with fashion, onlookers stopped paying attention to
enthusiasts of the league. League had samoras blank to be
reborn in the form of "Lee Ki-keepers of the Victorian taste"
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Ethel Bersuord heard a loud noise
on the left side of his car and wasps tanovivshis, asked the
police to be able to understand it, whence comes cumbersome
hot. Cursory vzglada was enough to find the cause: the car was
not one wheel. Eighty Ethel
Bersuord traveled more than ten kilometers ditch on three
wheels, including loud radio so as not to interfere with the
noise. On question, asking if she signs meetings nye drivers,
she said that there were fed. But she believed that to her it
is not worn on, as it always goes carefully.
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The first competition vsebritanskie
by luring earthworms drew a one hundred participants. The
essence of the form of a new sport (or hunting, as it is called
some) is that each party to cut the lawn area
area exactly nine square meters,
and from this area should be collected within
half the maximum number of worms.
An interesting fact is that the winner
the last two competitions no ho even be on adjacent sites, so
as it is rumored that he was luring ce Be neighborly worms.
This year, he became a champion again a wa, collecting 85
worms.
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In 1986, Hong Kong filarmo Niya received a letter from
the tax vedoms Twa, reminding them to pack latit taxes to those
that passed Mali participated in the concerts given by phi
Larmon, namely, Johann Sebastian Bach and Camille Saint-Saens.
As it turned out, department officials have written off the
names of these "Taxpayers" with posters, reported
that will be performed by the product of their best.
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Every state and even city in the U.S. has
its own set of laws and orders stresses, among which there are
quite a bavnye. For example -
- In Ohio, is forbidden to transport
passengers on the roof of a taxi.
- In Cleveland, you can shoot soseds FIR chickens, provided
that all the neighbors within a radius of 15 meters do not
mind.
- In Washington, are allowed in
public transport aquarium algebra side, but only if "they
behave very quietly. "
- In New York absolutely prohibits camping wash donkey in
the bathtub
- In New Jersey prohibits napping in
chair while shaving at barber
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In New York there is an original
Club - Club sluggish. " Club members
adhere to two rules: no
hurry up and "Better late than nikog yes." They are active in
public uchasvstvuyut vennoy life, but do it with great delay.
Recently, members of the club goods Protestants against the war
in 1812. After closing of the World Expo, they
organized a trip there. And always
eat the cake, lying on the shelves
longer laid them time
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Finger on AOHK Italian Joe Kar Duccio possesses predict
earthquakes and volcanic eruptions. Ms. VYa at the foot of
Mount Etna, he once saved Ms. carriers town from its vagaries.
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46-year-old painter Arnie Bern is
a long beard. But if the other case it belongs to decorate,
then, for him, she - ra bochy tool. Tolley is for this reason,
toli because Bern is really ho roshy artist, his paintings are
narash vat.
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Charles Pryor being on Noah's hospitals in the Hamptons
bed and read a newspaper a description of his funeral. City
authorities could not give him a satisfactory
explanations, and most importantly, find out whom
Still buried.
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93-year-old farmer Charles Osborne of
Iowa hiccups for 65 years,
with frequency, an average of 3 times per second.
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In 1975, directors of photography
"Earthquake" received an Oscar. Well
what? And the fact that while watching a movie oschu schaetsya
is the most earthquake. Of a special electron-acoustic device
pa emits infrasonic waves, causing a sensation yuschie shaking.
Simultaneously on screen image starts to break down,
jerky, blurred, and viewers to get the full effect of the
presence of em. Later they took a few more "Prisutstvennyh"
films, in particular: "Cold", "Sahara"
"Jungle".
