JOKES
Vovochka in class looking out the window and asks Mary Ivan
riddle: - MI out on the street are two women. One
ice cream bites, and the second it sucks.
What do you think which one is married?
- Confused. "I think that sucks"
- No MI. Married to the one in which the ring
finger. But the course of your thoughts I like
Xia.
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The wife asks her husband on the eve of the New
Year:
- Expensive, last year we gave my
Mama chair, and he gave it?
- Carry out the electricity to it ...
He thinks in-law, when the wife's mother attacked
Tiger? - "Well, really, if attacked, let him and
gets out. "
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- Did you hear him bad luck?
- Why?
- To him had left my wife ...
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There are two Jews.
- Where are you running?
- I am afraid that Mr Abramovich spends the night with my own
Noah.
- So after all day in the yard.
- Oh you do not know Roman Abramovich, he may
day night.
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With love from first sight is a great tool - look at the
second time.
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- Doctor, what should I do to avoid pregnancy
Menetou?
- Say no.
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Retired from a pharmacy wrote a complaint on the quality of
condoms:
"Not only do they break, so they are still
and bent! "
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Announcement of the provincial hotel:
"This is then the window does not throw, and then
geese to put down! "
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The teacher asks Vovochka:
- Where were you yesterday was?
- With my Dad drove the cow to bull.
- And that, my father himself could not?
- Could be, but the bull is better ...
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Suitable Vovochka to Masha:
- Maria, I want you as a woman used
vat.
- Vovochka! What are vulgar in your thoughts!
- It's you - corny, but I have - a ball into
ladies toilet sunset ...
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Gypsy teaches his young offspring:
- Remember my son how to put
Panties, where yellow-front, and where the brown
nevoe-ass.
