Kids say
Sasha, 4 years:
Goes with mom to ekskalatoru.
- Now in the subway fell off, right?
Alyosha, 3 years:
In kindergarten. The teacher:
- Children are howling wolf?
Alyosha:
- Well, the hare, wait!
Stasik, 4 years:
- I have seen a photograph of my mother and grandmother na
group. Dressed!
- How?
- Mom to my wife and my dad - to itself.
Igor 4 years:
- We have one teacher in a garden ho
roshaya, and another - a dirty ...
Alyosha, 5 years:
- Mom, how do you spell voskrichatelny
sign?
Mitya, 3 years:
Been waiting for his grandfather. At the meeting:
- We meet you, meet, and you
all there. Let's go home - and there is neither you nor
We do not!
Mitya, 5 years:
- Father! Die for life?
Maxim, 5 years:
I woke up at night. Asked half asleep:
- When is my birthday?
- After ten months.
- Then we can get some sleep!
Lena, 5 years:
In the bus:
- Mom, do you think of any animal in
Uncle fur green?
- I do not know ...
- Do not you know? From fagot!
Lena, 3 years:
- Lena, do not go into that room, there Babush
ka asleep.
- And I'll whisper ...
Julia, 3 years:
- A person close to what your hands fastened -
to the abdomen or back?
Sasha, 4 years:
In winter, calls her mother on the street:
- Come quickly, poskolznemsya!
Alyosha, 4 years:
- And my grandmother is very starenkaya.Ey, Naver
Noah, for ten years ...
Danilka, 4 years:
After a walk mom asks:
- What do you do with Dad?
- We helped shovel excavator.
Sasha, 4 years:
- My mother gave me a Russian folk tale
ki.
- And what, for example?
- Well, about Little Red Riding Hood.
- It's not a Russian fairy tale. It was written by Fran
tsuzsky writer Charles Perrault.
- And if this tale is French, then poche
Therefore, it is a Russian folk wolf.
Maximus, 4 years:
- And I sneezed in the garden so that almost a
not blown away.
Alyosha, 4 years:
Stands with his mother at the bus stop. Drove past
moped.
- Look, Mom - the young motorcycle go!
Tanya, 2 years:
Bumped on the rack.
- Oh, great! Sore turned out!
Jura, 3 years:
- Yura, close your eyes - and fall asleep.
- I can not close.
- Why?
- It will be hot.
Serge, 4 years:
- ... I saw a little dog, whose
there was no sound.
