9.Anekdoty
Dron 'Nick
Especially for the newspaper SKY NET
represent a new heading
A N E K O R T S
Attention! BBS Dron 'Nick obyavlyaet
competition for the best anecdote of the week, ie
you send us your jokes on the model
DeMouy and at the end of the week the funniest and
original will be published in the gas
those SKY NET, plus the winner will be
citizen of one of the latest programs.
tel. Our BBS 53-40-43
in server mode, the password is 'DRON'
time:
pon.sr.pyat. 07:30-14:00
vt.chet. 09:00-14:00
in manual mode:
at any other time of 23:00.
"He laughs best who
laughs like a horse. "
Przewalski.
Issue 1.
Today we bring to your attention
a few jokes on different topics. From
You also need to evaluate these anecdotes on
five-point scale (well, just like in school)
and the results to a text file (any
text editor ZX-SPECTRUM) to send to us. It is necessary to
ensure that we know on what topic should be
prepare stories for the next release. And besides, the most
enterprising reader will be cremated bother rewarded. Ah, yes.
I forgot to say that assessment should be made jokes
as follows:
1-3,2-5,3-4, etc. where the first digit is
number of anecdotes or
articles, and the second -
score.
And do not forget to specify the issue number in
where you read our stories, write your anecdote and, finally,
to indicate your contact information (phone, name) Phew, phew.
Finally I finished this scribbling, well Now let's actually the
case.
1. - Vano, are you asleep?
- I sleep ..
- And what I have in the pope Shchekotov?
- Wai! Now blame.
- I tebe blame! Sleep, come on!
2.Gosti. Feast. Little boy watching television
visor, and suddenly a loud says:
- Wow, what a ass!
Mum in confusion:
- Fyodor no such word!
He thoughtfully:
- How is it, asshole is, and the word-no.
3. The vampire comes into the bar.
Barmen:
- Are you as always - a glass krovushki?
Vampire epics menstrual tampon and
throws it in a glass:
- No, I will spoil some tea ...
4. The pig comes to a Goose:
- Gus, you're so wise, tell me what
left leg cheshitsya?
- From someone going to run away.
- Gus, but what right foot itches?
- Someone will catch you.
- Gus, and what your ears itch?
- Somebody will beat you.
- And what's snout cheshitsya?
- Pig, you would pomylas!
5. The church phone is ringing:
- Hello, sir, is the city committee of the call.
We have a meeting should be, and chairs
s not enough .. Came a dozen.
- Figure you, not chairs! Last time
gave the bench, so you have them all Pokhabov
thick fuck up.
- Ah, 'dog to you, not chairs? Then
FIGS you pioneers in the church choir!
- Oh, you are pioneers in FIG church
Choir? Then FIG your monks on the sub
contingent employees!
- Ah, 'dog you monks on Saturday?
Then FIG Komsomol you to the cross
LIMITED move!
- Ah, 'dog you Komsomol at the cross
LIMITED course? Then you FIGS nuns in
Finnish sauna!
- AX, you are right! For such words, my dear,
and membership card can be put on the table!
Children's Corner.
Manuals
for toddlers.
Version Dron 'Nick
for you!
Exercise 1. The lady looks in the office
therapist:
- Excuse me, Doctor, it's not you I left my bra?
- No, not me.
- Excuse me, therefore, have an ophthalmologist.
1.Skazhi that left a woman with a doctor?
2.K what doctor came to the lady?
3.Zachem lady came to see a doctor?
Exercise 2. Giraffe looks with pity
by hippo:
- How do you hippos, live with no neck?
- And why is it us?
- Well, of course! Drink, for example, vodka, and
it slowly so nice runs on
throat ....
- Well, leaked. A barf-a
then what?
1. Tell friend how his neck prefer
you are long or short, and why?
2.Narisuy giraffe and hippo.
Exercise 3. A man tries to rape
vat woman. A woman calls for help. Runs policeman:
- A citizen of your documents?
Man gets red knizhechku.Militsioner carefully studied her,
turns to woman:
- Citizeness, immediately discontinue
Resistance!
1.Skazhi, my friend, is trying to do
man?
2.Pochemu woman calls for help?
3.Zachem militiaman attentively studies
booklet?
4.Kem you would like to become in the future?
Exercise 4 .- My dear, you love me?
- And what I'm doing for your?
1.Skazhi friend that is doing my dear?
2.What would you do in his place?
Well, perhaps and that's enough for a first
raza.S look forward to your responses to
questions 'tool kit', as well as
interesting cases from your life and
around you.
06.10.96 DRON'NICK
Very truly yours,
SAILOR
GOOD-BYE AND I AM SORRY!
