(C) Werewolves
I was awakened by loud kakafonii emanating from the dynamics
of my computer.
- Here is infectious! - Now in its eighth day, as my life has
become a Hell - What do you want me to still have?
According to Border rippled orange circle the correct form.
- It can not be! - I stared looking at the monitor. If
possible, the computer displays all the seven colors of the
rainbow, I could clearly see the color orange. Stop! What a new
effect? Circles on Border? Yes, and on the move!
I have uneven steps moved in the direction of the bath.
Opolosnuv face, I looked in the mirror. Eyes - red, swollen
eyelids, the skin is a little not green.
- Here is a pancake ... - I sat on the edge of the bath and
put his head in his hands. I did not expect that the old book
and a small utility written by me on BASIC, so will change my
life ... It all started when I decided once and for all get
out in the basement of the old geezers. Nothing but rotten
rags, old mountain things, books, and piles of yellowed with
age, the paper was not there. The door is not even locked. If a
thief will - he would have had me a great service, with his all
this stuff. But these fools do not was, for even the paper
could not be used, at least in the toilet, due to old age and
rotten. Introducing the cellar all this stuff, I filled up all
the trash cans, but the basement was still full of junk.
Sneezing from dust and mother, I sat on an old chair, which, of
course, immediately, with miserably collapsed. Falling, I just
managed to seize one of the books that were piled almost to the
ceiling. Crashing on the floor, I was buried under a collapsed
pyramid book. Swearing like a trooper, I got out into the
fresh air, still continuing to hold in my hand an old book.
- Holy Mother, what rubbish grandfather kept in the basement -
I'm squeamish turning over the raw pages. The letters remind me
of Arabic scrawl. Judging by the various formulas and
equations, it was a kind of mathematics. Even my knowledge of
"below average", suggests that this whole book full suspension.
Navorocheny formula and equations impressively insane results.
Thus, one equation proved: that a zero plus zero does not
always equal to zero, as they taught me in school. In the first
If it is equal to seven, and secondly, with the addition of
five zeros the power of the roots of the two (!!!) - thirteen!
When the book is already flying into the garbage, I suddenly
remembered about his idea write a utility that would be on
mathematical equations and formulas deduced vector graphics and
some sound. Neglected cleaning, I began to write the program.
Since assembler I know quite a little, I began to sculpt in
BASIC, since Once I had studied it thoroughly in all its
subtleties, and working with him, I get real pleasure.
The utility has turned out pretty unpretentious. After testing
and compile the program Tobos'om, to increase performance, I
ran it. In the main menu, I decided to first select the
option: "1. Draw", and introduced the first formula from the
book. The result of me just flabbergasted! Within minutes, the
formula emerges something that later proved viselnitsey! I
began to enter formulas in the book on geometry in eighth grade
- some waves, drops, geometric figures, the similarity of
mountain landscapes and other dregs. The second formula of
found the book has left me in horror: three sixes on the
screen! Realizing that this is just a simple set of numbers,
for some reason I felt a mild panic and a desire to throw away,
and it is better to burn Book ...
- Well, - I swallowed approached whom, from what he saw the
consequences of the third formula: volume skull without the
lower jaw - listen to you. I went back to the main menu and
choose the option: "2. Sound". Obeying easy to panic, I
decided to return to the geometry of the eighth grade. Beeper,
at most, to reproduce a full kakafonyu. Sometimes it sounded
quite good range, but the relationship is not captured. C
trepidation, I opened the book again and introduced the formula
viselnitsy ... It seems I lain unconscious for an hour and a
half. The first chords funeral march led rebound from a
computer, forgetting shelf above his head, about which I have
successfully cracked neck. I woke up in complete silence. The
formula seems to have managed to reach, known to her alone, its
logical end, and now the monitor flickered invitingly asked:
"Repeat again Y / N?". - Go to hell! - I cut down the computer
and went to wet a towel in cold water. Wound, a splitting pain,
my head, I lay on the bed and found himself quickly fell asleep.
to be continued ...