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Entry
The mysterious floppy disk
Everything started with the fact that once an employee of the
Central Office of the SBU Max Maloderov a doll, standing in his
sideboard chief, found a floppy disk with the stigma
"Y", which lists the mysterious crime, and not disclosed by
police.
Since then, the brave agent, to join the
Inquiry judiciously and tenacious Jeanne Scalp -
samootverennuyu worker special laboratory at the morgue Special
Security Service (Jeanne colleagues affectionately called him
"truparney") - deals with the mysterious theft of food, the
facts of pregnancy without the participation of fathers, sudden
deaths in the drunk tank, and other paranormal ...
Part I
The Case of the flying sausage
Best fish - is salami.
Folk wisdom
09/23/1996, Monday, Kiev
I bought some makeup "Oriflame" and new
Pantyhose.
Again called Maloderov: have an interesting
case. Every Friday morning from 7.00 to 7.35
in the town of Ore recorded flight of a UFO
type sausage Moscow between the counter
N38 grocery store and a house on the street. Kennedy, 9.
What is the cause of this mysterious flight?
How and where to disappear every week, stick
sausage $ 1 USD. 80 kopecks.?
It is this mystery to us with Max and
to be unraveled.
09/25/1996, Wednesday, Ore, Lviv region.
Upon arrival at the point of paranormal manifestations and I
Maloderov distributed work: He went to the grocery store N38 -
find out disappear if they have on Fridays, "Moscow", and if so
- under what circumstances, my own objective was to bring Help
at home N9.
The first one I found there was women who had been my servant,
but knowing that I am from the SBU, she immediately slammed the
door.
Other residents said that about any
flying sausage and they never heard
(Still would be this - the secret information:
SBU keeps its secrets!), But readily
told that the neighbors from above pour it, and
from the balcony of the third floor to the bottom has fallen
mouse, and then in the square. N6 above
successfully opened a seed - and other unimportant facts.
Tenant apartment. N8 on the 3 rd floor of the said
Shopping sausage is too expensive to
without rhyme or reason to fly, which should not be, and that
he preferred fish. Even tea is not treated.
But my companion, besides the fact that in
N38 grocery store is a relatively cheap
servilat learned that the morning light shows grocery store
opens exactly at 7.30, and there sausage
are imported every two days, including on
Fridays, and from 7.00 to 7.25. In addition, from the testimony
of sellers found that disappearances of sausage in the grocery
store was not observed.
26/09/1996, Thursday, ibid
After days of collecting information rented a room in the
apartment. N8 of the ill-fated home to explore local
attractions: Cafe Venice and Natsionalny Museum Vizvilnih
Zmagan IM. Bandera (formerly the KGB museum to them.
Dzerzhinsky).
Maloderov, faithful to his principles and his ex-wife decided
to spend the night on the back seat of our car (well
although that is not in the trunk!)
Get up early tomorrow, but still must be removed
from the couch fishing rods and other fishing prichandaly
Mikola Stefanovic - elderly owner apartment, courtesy of
depositing me a room at the this couple of days for the 15
"umovnyh units."
09/27/1996, Friday, Ore, ul.Kennedi
In the morning we met at the door of grocery store
N38: I - with the camera, Max - in the infrared spectacles
(novelty of our tehlaboratorii). Well, funny he looked in them!
- Jeanne, you dyed your hair? - Asked incredulously
Maloderov. - The infrared goggles, they seem to be much lighter.
- No Max - I corrected him. - Just
before leaving the house, I dry them hairdryer.
- Oh, that's it! Well, Auburn
color is best for you is ...
Despite our careful preparation,
Expected flight never occurred. On the counter products will
disappear only after the appearance of their monetary
equivalent in cash. Besides birds, flying upward over the
rooftops, and condoms filled with water, flying from the
windows of upper floors down - on the sidewalk and the angry
passers-by, which such read like "bomb" a local punks -
No more flying objects were reported.
Hoax? False alarm? Cover,
to distract us from other investigations?
However, the source - Reliability: local
agent-informant since the time of the MGB.
Maloderov believes that we have here
it is not a poltergeist - it is aperiodic. Hence, it is - a
type of black magic, or, in extreme cases, telekinesis.
And, therefore, a person moves
sausage effort of thought, already knows about our
arrival. Most likely, this is one of those
with whom we contacted during the investigation.
So, what do we have? Every second time
when they bring the sausage, between the time
arrival of the van and the store opening materializes sausage
and flies away house next door. And what if she just
Fly away from the counter or out of the van? ..
09/29/1996, Sunday, Ore
Tomorrow, the next delivery of sausages.
We are all convinced that today, leaving at
three days in Lviv. This is a favorite maneuver
Detectives: in fact, we spend the night in
motel and the next morning we will observe
going undetected.
09/30/1996, Monday
Record on the recorder
Voice of scalp:
- Today is Monday, 6.55 am. Approaching the area paranormal
aktianosti - Grocery store N38. Here is approaching the van
with meat products ... (Pause). Time - 7.05. The van stopped in
meat products the entrance to the grocery store ... (Pause).
Employees grocery store started to unload the open
boxes of sausage ... Max! In the box
was fishing hook! God, she flies!
Voice Maloderova:
- Take off! Let not my glasses, and e. .. (Gap
record). Sausage shoot!
- Click here! Click! Click-click!
Voice of scalp:
- Departed ... Maloderov, what do you say?
Voice Maloderova:
- I saw some sort of shake ... twitching strip ... thread ...
over sausage. Maybe it was a fishing line? .. Someone fished
the sausage out of the box!
Voice of scalp:
- So that's how to fly it a UFO?
But the sausage did not disappear before! Flying, yes, but not
out of the box ... (Pause).
Voice Maloderova:
- Marichka! How do you carry this sausage?
The voice of a young girl:
- Oh, excuse me, excuse me! I deceived you, sir Maloderov ...
(Pause; sobs). Pan Maloderov, you know, every time case, this
hell, I bought instead of missing another sausage! Buying,
because I was afraid ... afraid that I was fired, accused of
stealing! Excuse me, sir Maloderov! .. (Sobs;
pause). Pan Maloderov and what have you got on
head?
Voice Maloderova:
- (Inaudible) ... at!
Voice of an elderly man:
- Jeanne Filippovna, would you like buterbrodik with sausage?
Voice of scalp:
- No thanks. I'm a vegetarian ... (Pause). Oh, what a scrape
on the emery cloth?
- Yes here, I tried it ... Kovyrnul knife.
- No, Nikolai Stefanovich, wrong!
This is a trail of fish hook! It is YOU so sophisticated way of
stealing the sausage grocery store! Not for you nothing is
sacred!
- Do not prove a thing!
- No, I'll show! We have slides, which are clearly visible
rod sticking out of your window, and on the fishing line -
loose stick "Moscow at a cost of eighty hryvnia
according to the certified list price!
- Rotten! Framed me, e. .. (Space
recorded).
- Hold your tongue, goat! You're dealing with
SBU officer ... (Gap in the record) ... For
foot and a brick wall!
10/01/1996, Tuesday, Kiev
Thus, the case under the grotesque name of "The
Flying Sausage "closed.
Egghead Fisher received a total 5
days for disorderly conduct and antiderzhavnitsky way of
thinking, expressed in verbal abuse SBU, and to reimburse the
cost of Marichka five sticks of "Moscow" sausage of list price
plus a mark-up on this sausage at a commercial kiosk and moral
damages.
So now I can take a vacation and
Finally, the rest (with make-something!) -
as a white woman!
To be continued ...
