Tale
(C) Anton Gorshkov, 1997
Once in komunalke old Granddaddy died.
It quickly buried, and komunalku that someone lent. And it was
used well and good, if not for a fact that Granddaddy turned
out to be KGB man, yeah is also a vampire. Can you imagine? He
voobscheto in life was not very good, all gadil as I could, but
to a vampire - this from him did not expect.
And when, after the memorial services all drunk and
slept in the room dedulinoy out of the closet flew an old book
Khrushchev. It opened by itself and through phrases like "USSR
retain its supremacy in the region ... " stood out various bad
icons. And then of a large mirror left the coffin with his
grandfather. Grandfather, already small decomposed,
vykorobkalsya from his coffin and began to run on apartment and
yelling obscenities good: "The bourgeois state - an instrument
of oppression of workers and peasants! "It was only when cock
crowed, old man climbed into a coffin and flew to sleep on
cemetery. And the next night took off from
book rack Chernenko, and the mirror-coffin. AND
again, terrified residents ran around the apartment, and his
grandfather, though he died, chasing them and muttering:
"Building the economy of communism and raising the
consciousness of the communist held simultaneously. "And so
every night - flying different knizhenki, and then
grandfather the night screaming and propogandu breeds. In
eventually rides the people - in an apartment
a mirror smashed, and books were burned. Stopped
Grandpa fly. Good night!
