Mentura # 2
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# 2
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Surprisingly there is no limit.
This file is seeing you,
Prikosneshsya to compose
Awesome beauty!
After reading it will know
That's what always knew.
Well enough, I hope
You, I'm intrigued.
I want to tell you a bit
Silent no more forces.
About a brave hero,
To inform you he was.
In our dolbnutoe time
Of the heroes of these ... yat *
Can be a long fence
Tirelessly make.
All they know for sure.
I'm not going to remember
Wasting your time
Precious to lose.
Getting straight to business
I want to assure you.
Matershiny would not be here
Not cursed me.
So you without fear
Consult quickly
With this miracle of writing
Women, youths and children.
All of them will be here science
All I'll teach.
'll Valuable advice to you
Giving away.
Well, if zarugayus,
Miss a couple of lines.
Do not judge very severely
I'm not a prophet.
I will note them specifically.
Will not make you work
Circumvent them by.
However this is nonsense.
Foreword has been a long
And it's time to really begin.
But allow me a little
About me tell you.
I will not be intrusive
But you should know about me.
After all, a decent man
Unlikely to find another like him on earth.
Smart, young, handsome.
Modest, very groovy.
Ironically it lads
My own portrait.
One can go without a doubt
Discuss my features.
I hope there is such a-g
Beauty queen.
But perhaps my destiny
We'll see next time.
And now tolerated reader
I continue my story.
I want to tell you today
On the native police.
But rather on the Lieutenant,
This image of the road.
Difficult feat of human
Reveals the image of our own.
Pauses
Begin an amazing story.
And perhaps start from childhood.
And look at all the works,
That parents have invested
In education, "Balde".
Because a person's character
Not a half-liter "nonsense."
Often so terrible
Education benefits.
Ivan grew nasty boy
He did not like his father and mother,
And for this evil dad
Became his belt to whip.
As a child, had clumsy Vanka
Often falling to the pot,
Header
He lay himself lightly.
And the family did not had finished,
And Vanya angry at his mother.
Began quietly bastard
Polegonku steal.
Ugly picture
Opens disgusted.
And going to jail would Vanka
But our love fool.
Drew his dog
Not a girl and not ... yat
In the Young Communist League joined Vanya
Immediately dropped to steal.
Immediately he threw swearing
Drinking, smoking, father vstryamlyat.
Began at once to obey
And at home to help.
He began to struggle with evil.
Attended the tenth grade.
Teachers said:
"This boy is just ace."
After shkoloobuchenya
Without problems, without the hassle
He went to school elements:
So calling is calling.
Nothing here is not bad
This is very good.
Vanya lived very true
And worked as modern.
Weeks went by, the days went by,
Year after year went.
Approaching those events
On whom it comes.
I forgot to tell you is true,
But it did not matter.
He has a rustic lad
The policeman, yes.
It was a beautiful day:
Saturday, output kabys.
The peasants in the village of
As always fought.
Subdue them with a club
Vanka rested.
And to him a messenger on horseback
Something ridden.
Reported nerve messenger:
"Chairwoman wa ...
I told you to call,
To her, yadrena mother. "
"Distracts from the work
If there is no other worries
Driving around the countryside
Yes konyagu to drive. "
Enlighten Ivan messenger
Witless Fellow.
"The President is power,
You do not dare criticize it. "
Well, that was understandable
Gave in the face with his fist.
Cursed, matyugnulsya
And he added with his boot.
Nothing to do but
We must go quickly.
Chairman of the very strict
And does not like to wait long.
In the courtyard stands the East. "
Vanya on a machine gallop.
Only dust and zaklubilas
At the fork in the road.
Upon arrival to the place, looking around,
He visited the village council.
Chair of course
As always in place there.
Secretary, thank God,
Told what's what.
It looked nasty,
It will be difficult one.
Ago disappeared people
Expedition to Moscow
And a bunch of village council
They were backpacks.
Backpacks were yesterday,
And today they were stolen.
It is not known who stole it,
Damn them quick bondage.
"But ... at on backpacks,
We are not expensive.
Day as the missing people.
Dear Vanya help. "
From the area have a query
What they do not seem nose.
Why not send
They geologozapros.
Had lunch in the cafeteria,
And after thinking a bit,
Vanya search begins
As always from afar.
On an empty stomach, it is true
All work very badly!
Here is a vivid example for you:
Vanya policeman.
Going boldly from the dining room
And Tama mustered forces
Ivan quickly, quietly,
Paul asked the village.
Sense there was very little
Let's just say: no shit.
True, he was not taken aback,
There was a thread.
At the edge of the village, in a house
Old grandmother lived.
Vanya knew she sorceress,
Power Boards betrayed.
True grandmother knew a lot,
Helped him at once.
And so the old woman
Privechal it many times.
And no one dared to offend
An evil old woman that:
His fist Vania
Disfigure the ... dy.
Without wasting time, Bole,
Ivan quickly hurried
On a visit to the old obormotke,
To hell starve her.
Scared away by road
Rural males.
He came very quickly
Until we know the door.
Remembering the long line
He tapped into a steel door,
Grandma is not very fond of
Khmyrov suspicious.
Loudly barking dogs,
In the yard of noisy ax
Over the fence disgusting smell,
If it were a barnyard.
Soon the gate creaked,
Show black nose.
Following his nose seemed
Angry and tower watchdog.
Having prepared to attack
He opened his big mouth.
The whole enthusiasm Vanyushkin immediately
Evaporated at a time.
Here however, remembered Vanka
That for many it is an example.
Sin before a dog trot,
He's a policeman!
Oborzev from these thoughts
He was emboldened by the fear,
And watchdog strongly
"Demokraterom" ogrel.
Poor dog howled,
And backed ago
Quickly disappeared under a fence,
Carrying bruised backside.
And I want to ask you a question
Do not fool our Ivan.
Beat Starushkin dog
"Demokraterom" idiot.
Very wild behavior
He messed up your entire plan.
Do not forgive him for the old woman,
Out of luck to you Ivan.
In the meantime, we reasoned
On the plot of forgetting
Said Ivan with a cargo,
His pride had broken.
And she said the old woman
Hiding the ugly eye:
"Well my dear thy sorrow
I'm always glad to help.
And to all your questions
Ready to give me an answer.
Unknown issue
For Me as you know not.
So why do you pinned
The output church day
What are you shlyaeshsya as a heathen,
Stupid ... Ben.
Maybe you captivated
Someone women beauty,
Or are you on Sunday
Brew booze. "
What do you like Grandma can also,
Vodka at all, I do not drink,
With regard to babenok
They, too, I do not like.
And is not that old thing,
That for women, I do not iron oxides hydroxides.
If the demand for service
Persuading Cavo he likes.
The fact that the first place
I bet his homeland.
And the police home
Most women love.
So that all its hints
Better than he likes to throw out.
And me, you're caught with chaff
Do not be fooled.
And now listen to Grandma,
Your help we need,
From Moscow, lost people,
And we must help you.
Quickly have realized the old
As Ivan damage,
How trusting soul
Brutally ruin.
And while a tightening of thought,
Case said Ivan,
Sneaky mind bad old
Developed a terrible plan.
And Grandma said grimly.
"I know where to look for people
It will be very difficult
But you do not be shy brother.
Late at night, then, yesterday,
When I lay down to sleep,
Creepy crows screaming
At the cemetery hill.
So do not waste time,
And skorenko Haste.
Maybe they are alive,
Just do not drop a clanger. "
Barely an hour time
How gullible Ivan
Was already in front of the cemetery,
Sunuvshi hands in his pocket.
Rollicking songs
From the village after rushed.
A crow in a tree
Because of the corpse of a fight.
Do not like it here Vanka.
Merzkopakostny fence
Did not inspire confidence in him,
And why he came here.
Do nothing but.
Not used it to retreat.
And at their own
You simply do not care.
Looking back at the village
And harknuv over his shoulder,
He kicked his foot gate
We quickly slipped into it.
Less than a half-second
He felt sorry about it.
Bad was that the dining room
Very tight, he ate.
Suddenly there was a terrible grinding,
Looking back okosel.
Meters in three brick fence
Okoset he commanded.
On the fence evil inscription:
- "Here, you will die a dog!"
Willy-nilly obaldeesh
From this ... Ety.
Searched by hand, "Makarov"
And could not find the trigger.
Lowered his eyes lower
And the horror is wet.
He was holding a healthy,
Fingers clenched very strongly
Tail ragged dog,
Long-long, like a boa constrictor.
Oblevav jacket and trousers
Soon he came to himself.
The tail is tucked in his trouser pockets,
To the east soon gone.
Long-only weapon, a short tale,
Shows the old house.
And Vanyukha in this house
Paul directly.
Quietly creaking old door
Quickly, he went inside.
The fact that the house he saw
We describe well.
The walls, ceiling, benches,
Midst of a healthy table.
On the table, a candle and a book
Intelligent opinion found it.
At the table in an old chair
And in a wicker coat,
He saw a man
With the hood on the head.
Making out it better
Understood: "Something is wrong here."
On the floor, two pools of blood
And everywhere mess.
"Who, where, why, how."
Approached him Ivan.
"Come to me ... yes.
I now give the ends. "
So the guard said Vanya.
It was certainly he.
And Vanya surprised
Very quickly approached.
Croaked the old man, Ivan
"Cross silver find.
And with the magic cross
Death of an old woman win.
Then geologists went
And trying to help me.
Just where are they polegchenym
Overcome the devil.
Do not be afraid of devilry,
Vile creatures perish,
And for this purpose from the chair
Vaughn prayer hell.
Maybe it will help you.
Well, maybe not.
I do not remember all the details,
Me after a hundred plus years. "
Then jerked it strongly
Something hoarsely croaked,
Slumped in a chair in an instant,
And the moment of blue.
Upset Ivan strongly
Many people do not understand it.
Stood over the corpse of the blue
And the thought went away.
Came out, stood back,
That can be picked up from the table,
Obscenities to himself swore
And he said: "Gee!".
Again he went out.
Decided not to waste time,
Very soon will be an evening,
Van must hurry ....
